Please help me analyze this text message~~

I didn’t read what others said!

Because there are too many!

In my opinion, it is normal to send you anything

First of all, you need to analyze the girl’s personality

That is, she tells you that she is famous and married.

You must never give up!

Girls are just one word---chasing!

Desperate pursuit!

Girls like men with courage!

The degree of pursuit proves how deep your love is!

Don’t think so much about text messages!

Be adaptable! Whether you should lie or coax, you still have to do it!

We must pay attention to tactics!

Haha! ~~~~

The following is a very useful article for you!

Top Ten Tips for Chasing Girls

If you are a master, you don’t need to read this

1. It is easier to impress a girl than to impress a girl. Like to be cared for, but not controlled.

2. Sweet words to girls are more useful than expensive items

3. Boys are girls’ wallets, but not everything. Don’t be stingy. But don't let her think that you only think of you when she has no money.

3. If the girl you like is very popular, don't always say to her: "Honey, don't talk to boys." "

4. People say that men in love dare to make any promises, but as you are now, don't make too many promises that are impossible to fulfill. It is necessary to say that forever is necessary, but don't go too far. .

5. People also say that women in love dare to ask for anything, so boys, pay attention, when buying things for the girl you like, don’t just compare the price, the more important thing is that she likes it.

Women are emotional animals

People are emotional animals, especially women. Don’t think that when I say this, it means that men are rational animals, or that rationality is more dominant. I never think that men are rational. Most stupid things are done by men, and they hurt innocent people. Women are actually more admirable than men at this point. People can be divided into people who live and people who work. People in life are actually the most real, while people at work add a lot of hypocrisy and even hypocrisy. Men are more inclined to work. Work is indeed rational, but rationality inevitably suppresses nature and is more utilitarian. Of course, there are also people who work out of interest and to explore something unclear, but that has nothing to do with life and can be said to be something external to the body.

Women are emotional animals, which means that you should talk less to women about rationality, and less about issues or doctrines. Of course, if it's a wife or a friend who likes to talk about these things, it's a different matter. But if you want to chase a girl and make her your future girlfriend or even wife, then talk less. Don't be sullen and just say "Oh, Chinese people are miserable" when you meet them, and then talk about freedom, democracy, rural areas and farmers, all in a fussy manner. What do you want to do? Do you want to show yourself to be compassionate? Do you want to show that you are highly talented and knowledgeable? This has nothing to do with love. Love is emotional. If you use these sour and controversial things to trick girls, I don’t think so. Emotional animals have to be moved by emotional things, which in our words is "catch". Grasping depends on the palm of your hand, not something mysterious like compassion. What's the use of pretending to be a thinker? I think thinkers don't use "thinking" to catch girls. They are just made of fat, clothes, slaves (I am your slave, etc.), and whips. If you say, hey, my ideal is freedom and democracy, let’s fight for freedom together. The girl can definitely reply to you: Okay, go find your freedom.

Don’t think that just because you are talented and have achieved considerable results (for example, having a professional title or writing a book) can be used as leverage to chase girls. That's too childish. Girls won't marry books or job titles. It's good to be excellent, but the key is whether two people are suitable. Two words, "feeling". If people don’t have feelings for you, it’s useless no matter how awesome you are.

Social morals actually have quite strict requirements for women. If she feels like these messy rules are gone when she is with you, then you are almost successful. How to relax? Be a bit naughty and rogue. Don't act deep or anything like that to make people think you're a thinker. It is often said that girls like bad boys. This is just an exaggeration, who wants to find a bad guy? What it really means is that girls like boys who are a bit naughty or rogue. Laughing and cursing are the most destructive. Of course, if you occasionally add a little so-called thought, the girl will like you more - he is not a gangster.

Of course, the most important issue is that love can be encountered but cannot be sought (this sentence is really cliché). Maybe you will ask, if you can't find it by chance, should you make me wait? No, let’s make it more bitter and use a lyric: Even if it is a promise made in the previous life, you must search for it with your heart. It's impossible or very difficult to find your partner online, unless you are awesome and the girl is pretty smart. You have to find it in life. As I said, people in life are more real, even more real than people on the Internet. Because the Internet leaves too much room for people's imagination, when you meet your lover on the Internet, the gap between imagination and reality will be relatively large. That sense of loss may completely cancel your beautiful wishes... If you feel that you have found something in your life If it's too difficult to be suitable, then I can only say that you are too harsh.

So, what kind of girl are you looking for? You must find someone smart and spiritual, so that when you are with her, you will create many sparks worth remembering. Don't think that I have to find someone who has the same views as me. Views can be adjusted, but intelligence and aura cannot be cultivated. They are innate. Smart and smart girls are better able to understand your intentions or ideas, and are better at arguing with you on certain issues. Even if you have conflicting views, it can definitely help you discover problems you didn't realize you had. Of course, health and beauty are also important. But in my opinion, they can only be ranked third and fourth, far less important than intelligence and aura.

I have said so much, but don’t call me a veteran. First, I am very good at psychology. Second, many conclusions were gradually drawn after I found a girlfriend.

1. What kind of first impression should be left on MM (Time: just started to contact MM)

1. I think the most important thing is to let MM see you. ambition.

The greatest charm of a man is a successful career. Young people do not work long hours and cannot be considered "successful". At this time, you have to make your sister think that you are a motivated person.

You can talk nonsense about other things, but this question cannot be vague. You must tell mm that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you already have long-term plans. In short, your future Not a dream.

2. Be confident and responsible

Don’t be like a child. Girls are lazy and hope they can find someone to rely on. You have to show your confidence and responsibility. Heart comes.

Having a wrong choice is much better than having no choice at all.

3. Don’t be too serious, but don’t be too casual either.

Be serious where you should be serious, and laugh when you should laugh.

Girls like men who are a little cynical, so don’t appear to care about anything, as that would be too dull.

4. Look more mature

Men who are calm and unhurried in situations are fatally attractive to girls.

2. How to have further contact with mm (time: the beginning of chasing)

1. The most important thing at this stage is not to rush, don’t make things so clear, let People can tell at a glance that you are chasing them.

Think about it, most people will not fall in love with you at first glance, but they will also not hate you at first glance. They are all ordinary people’s children (unless you look like Chow Yun-fat, Andy Lau or Kevin Coster) (Na), goodwill needs to be realized as understanding continues to increase, so the key to the problem is the opportunity for further development you want.

Let’s think about it from a girl’s perspective: If you rush over to find someone so directly, the girl must be under psychological pressure. If I find out that I don't like you after being in contact for a while, wouldn't it be like playing tricks on you? So if you come out with a determined attitude from the beginning, you will basically be put back immediately.

2. Start with a low profile

First of all, you must position the relationship as a "friend". It is originally an "ordinary friend". If you want to become a "good friend", it is okay if you have good taste. Ask the other person to become a "confidante" or something like that, but never say "chasing you".

Think about it, if you don't mention "chasing" at all, then the girl will have less chance to "reject" you - how can she reject you if you don't pursue her? !

This can reduce the psychological pressure on girls and enable you to have a smooth relationship. Don't imagine that you will agree to marry you after only three days of knowing each other. You need to fully communicate and understand each other. Feelings do not arise out of thin air.

3. Don’t be too impatient in the process of dating.

Be relaxed and don’t pester others all day long. You will get tired of anyone who treats you like this. A good friend of mine told me that the key to chasing a girl is eight words - "hot and cold, playing hard to get" (this is the culmination of many years of hard work by my classmate).

Of course they won’t think well of you if you keep pestering them all day long. If you give it a proper chill for a day or two, girls will remember the benefits of your presence.

Also, don’t have the ambition of “I won’t marry you unless you are the one”. It’s not good if the price is too low. Sometimes you can use some tricks.

4. Create opportunities appropriately

As mentioned earlier, don’t make things immediately turn into “you are chasing someone else”, and you need to get the opportunity to get close to girls. It all depends on your creativity.

You can collect intelligence and find ways to turn waiting around into an encounter; you can also pretend to be casual and find the most sufficient reasons to invite the other person to do something with you.

In short, this is the most technical place. If it really doesn’t work, you can ask your seniors for advice.

5. Don’t do it: It is impolite to give gifts to others casually

Some people are eager to chase girls and like to buy things and give them to others. However, they don’t know that this is the most taboo thing for chasing girls.

As the saying goes, "No reward for no reward." If you give people things like this, you are putting pressure on them. People will feel that they owe you something, so they will find a way to pay you back. If they can't pay you back, they will Find a way not to associate with you so that you don't always owe you favors.

If you want to show your sincerity, you might as well ask a girl to spend money together, such as finding a good restaurant to eat, or finding an expensive place to play together. Girls will naturally be able to see that you spend money. It was a lot of money, but after all, the money was spent by two people together rather than turned into things to take home.

3. What exactly is a "girlfriend"?

1. "Girlfriend" is a fact, not a promise

When you start dating a girl, you change from "ordinary friends" to "good friends", and then to "good friends". To "a very, very good friend who talks about everything", you "accidentally" held her hand on a sunny afternoon; to "the moon above the willows", you suddenly attacked and kissed her. At this time, she is already your girlfriend. Whether she admits it or not, she already thinks that you are her boyfriend.

I know that the smartest person never asked "Will you be my girlfriend" until we went to bed? In the end, the girl got anxious and said, "Why don't you ask me to be your girlfriend?" ”

So, don’t rush to pierce the window paper. The more hazy the situation is, the better it is for you.

2. What is "confession"?

As mentioned before, confession is actually just a formality. The correct sequence should be: Only after she has actually become your girlfriend can you confess your love to someone, and it will be a matter of course. Many people don't understand this issue and always think that someone agrees to be their girlfriend first and then does whatever they want. I can only say that he is very, very "innocent" and also very, very "stupid".

3. Are there times when you “have no choice but to express your feelings”?

Yes, for example, a third party appears, or the relationship between you and the girl is not mature but the two of you may be separated for a period of time.

The confession at this time is an immature confession, and the risk is very high. It is similar to the serious situation when playing Go. The lagging side is forced to release the "winner's hand", and if it wins, it wins. If you lose, you can only say "Unlucky people are born".

4. Don’t say the word "love" easily

I often see "bold confessions" appearing on forums. To be honest, I really think this is a very immature performance. "Love" is a sacred word, which means pursuit, commitment, and even a kind of responsibility.

Men who say "love" casually are irresponsible.

4. Civilized love cannot be forced.

1. Not every girl can be pursued.

There will always be many people chasing good girls. It is impossible. When everyone's wish comes true, there will always be losers. For example, even if you study hard and master the most advanced principles of chasing girls, you still can't catch up with any of the twins.

To think about the problem from another angle, a rural nanny who has not graduated from elementary school, no matter how nice she is to you, earns 600 per month and buys you 700 gifts (overdraft), and is willing to "become a horse" for you. "You won't fall in love with her either. If she cries and pesters you every day, you will definitely feel annoyed.

So love needs a material foundation, or at least a balance.

2. Chasing girls is a serious social activity

Don’t annoy others and leave a way out for yourself. Why should a man worry about not having a wife? Some girls are indeed snobbish (a minority). If you are not convinced, you can work hard and use facts to prove that "she was blind at the time." Never mislead others or yourself.

Finally, I would like to add that you must not appear cynical in front of mm. Being cynical sometimes means "you are a failure".

Lesson 1:

Of course, you must first know the girl’s mobile phone number.

Secondly, you must be interested in her.

Send a text message: "I had a great time chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?"

Note: If a girl agrees, the location she is looking for is a comparison. Quiet bars, don’t go to restaurants or bars for the time being.

Lesson 2:

Don’t forget to send a text message after you go home from a date: It was a pleasure chatting with you and I look forward to seeing you again. have a good night.

Let her know that you are a caring person.

The next day, you can also send her a funny text message, such as:

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon, and the gibbon helped it gently and carefully. After cleaning, they fell in love. When others asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It's all ape dung!

2. I am a bean, and I fell. I'm very discouraged. Is there anything that can make people drink wine and watch the kites? --- You. There is such a thing called "Pig Encouragement Beans".

3. On the giant panda’s birthday, someone asked him what he wished for. The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.

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Let her know you are a humorous person.

Note: Never post pornographic jokes.

Lesson 3:

When you get up in the morning, send her a text message:

Good morning! The early bird catches the worm today. How many were caught?

I remember a girl answered me like this:

The early bird gets eaten by the bird. Haha, I am more like a bug.

The answer is: La la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat I eat I eat eat eat.

Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just in time, full. Stayed for lunch.

Note: She is a beauty. Girls are more vain, so you can usually send text messages like this:

1. I saw you dressed up in a special way today, very cute.

2. My eyes are about to fall when I see you dressed so beautifully today. ~!~

……

Don’t be stingy in describing your beauty, be as beautiful as you like

Lesson 4:

After a period of contact and some familiarity, it’s time for you to show off your skills. In ancient times, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty went out of his way to send Litchi to Lian for his concubine Bo F. Now use your text messages to please the girl you like.

1. Hints and tricks: If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together silly. When the mountains were covered with ice and snow, we would nest in a warm haystack, and I would hold you in my arms and feed you rat poison.

2. An English text message is also good: hi, what are you doing now, close your eyes, i will be here by your side, miss you day and night!

3. Warm greetings: Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy.

4. Tease and tease, deepen the impression: I said: "You are a pig." You said: "I am a pig." From then on, I called you "Pig", and finally one day you I couldn't stand it anymore and shouted to me in public: "I'm not a pig."

5. The trick of hinting is still effective: listen, I want to chase you! I will recognize you! It's you I've been looking for all along! I will definitely seize this opportunity! I must chase you till the end! (Damn fly, I'll swat you to death!)

6. The advantage of sending text messages is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if you are sore and vomiting, girls are all I like sweet words and care from others:

If one day, you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away you are, no matter how many years, this blessing will be Dotted with blue stars, shining in the morning light, shining in the sunset, shining in every inch of your life.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: Miss you, B: Miss you very much, C: Miss you very much, D: I can’t miss you, E: All of the above

Lesson 5:

This lesson is about the quantity and quality of texting:

1. Quantity matters more than quantity. Girls probably don't like boys whose mother-in-law and mother-in-law are around them all day long. Do you find it annoying or not (it's another matter if you catch them).

2. Don’t keep sending text messages copied from the Internet. Use your own thinking. Since you like her, use your brain and send text messages with your heart.

3. Occasionally, three days of fishing and two days of drying the nets, so I indulge myself. A series of violent text message attacks, and suddenly not sending a text message for a day or two. When your text messages become a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why she didn't send me a text message today? When she takes the initiative to text you, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.

4. After giving you enough text message care, the first text message a girl sends you is often to complain to you, such as "I'm so bored" and "I'm about to collapse". , Hehe, what are you waiting for? It is easiest for a girl to succeed when she needs help the most, encourage her quickly:

In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse; in fact, the sea is not wide, and one shore is connected to the other shore; In fact, tears are sweet, when your wish comes true; in fact, I want you to be happy every day.

You have to stick to the direction you are going.

No matter what happens, I will always be with you. I hope to see a strong me, and even more, I hope to see a strong you! ! !

It is a must to call her after texting her.

Lesson 6

Care about the weather, care about MM. Send a weather forecast to your MM every day:

Tomorrow the minimum temperature will be 1 degree and the maximum temperature will be 13 degrees. XX asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don’t forget to add an extra layer of clothing. (XX, it’s you)

Don’t put the content in brackets in text messages. Don’t copy online text messages mechanically. Transform other people’s things into your own. That is the highest level!