Trick a boyfriend into making friends.

Trick a boyfriend into making friends.

If a naughty boyfriend sends a circle of friends, it is inevitable to be stupid together in love. For example, some girls will send some words in the circle of friends to trick their boyfriends and increase their fun. Let's share what is the trick for boyfriends to send friends?

If you cheat your boyfriend into making friends, 1 1 "How much do you love me?" "As much as a dime." "Only a little?" "Isn't a dime ten dollars?"

2. A first-class man has a home outside, a second-class man has flowers outside, a third-class man looks for flowers outside, a fourth-class man comes home from work, a fifth-class man's wife doesn't go home, a sixth-class man can't find a home, and a seventh-class man commits suicide by jumping off a building.

3. First-class men spend women's money, second-class men win money, third-class men steal money, fourth-class men spend wages, and fifth-class men spend their wives' money.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, so don't look for them at work. The quantity is small and the quality is not good!

5, stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love.

6, the wife must follow when she goes out, the wife must obey orders, and the wife must blindly follow if she is wrong; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

7. First love, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't you understand my heart!

8. Note: You have sent yellow text messages for many times in a row, and this bureau officially warns you! If it is found again, it will stop using it immediately and post the reimbursement number. Please be self-disciplined

9. the first year: he said, she listened. The following year: She said and he listened. The third year: they said that the neighbors listened.

10, husband: "You are so hateful! You cut your hair without consulting me. What? " Wife: "You went bald without consulting me. What? "

1 1. Don't call your children "rabbits", because from a genetic point of view, it is not good for parents.

12, congratulations! You won the first prize of our company, 200,000 yuan. Please bring a bulletproof mask to the parity cashier to get the bonus with the password. The password is "take out the money"!

13. Which is better, love or corn porridge? It seems that love is beautiful, but it is not: after all, nothing is better than love, and a bowl of corn porridge is better than anything, so corn porridge is better than love!

If you cheat your boyfriend into making friends, 2. I'm a good judge of people. Who do you think I am? You are my man.

Second, the way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

Third, "Come with me", "Why" and "Didn't the teacher teach you to carry valuables with you when you were a child?"

4. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

5. "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "Do you think the whole world is heavy?"

Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.

Seven, "I am listening to your song, single cycle." "I've been thinking about you all day, single cycle."

Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

Nine, "Do you know the difference between drinking stars", "The stars are in the sky" and "You are in my heart"

What do you belong to? Ah, you belong to me.

Eleven, you are the most right coincidence I have ever met in my life. You are the world in my life, and you are the sun with the brightest smile I have ever seen.

Do you know the difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why? You are so cute.

Fourteen, give you a magic trick, what, become super fond of you.

Fifteen, there are 100 kinds of sweet ways, eating sugar and cake, thinking of you 98 times! !

I am good at raising pigs. Would you like to? I am spoiled because everyone around me is lazy.

What do you belong to? You belong to me.

I always want to sneak a look at you when I'm hungry, probably because it's delicious.

Nineteen, "I have a cold!" "Take care of yourself." "Because I have no resistance when I see you."

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

Twenty-one, "Do you know what I am good at" and "What?" ,, "like you"

Twenty-two, "How long have you been single?" "Since birth" and "Sorry to have kept you waiting"

Twenty-three, you are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

Twenty-four, "It will rain in every city." "It's like I miss you everywhere I go."

Twenty-five, I scolded you a hundred times in my heart, all because I love you.

Twenty-six, little brother, are you nearsighted? A little nearsighted. No wonder you can't see that I like you.

Twenty-seven, "I am kind!" Why? Because my heart is full of you.

28. What are you doing by my side? I am still in my world.

29. It's good to meet you when you see the world.

30. I like you for nothing.

Are you home yet? No, without you, no place is home.

When is your birthday? Why should I tell you? I forgot my password.

Thirty-three, I looked up and found it was moonlight. I bowed my head and kissed me.

Even if you are covered with thorns like a hedgehog, I still have no taboos in holding you.

I am possessive, so don't try to leave when you are around me.

If all boyfriends send friends, all three humorous WeChat friends will say.

1. Every time someone is mean to me, I think there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper at such a lovely me, speechless. one hundred

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself for a while and why others can.

Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is who can tolerate my mental illness, and the other is who is as mental as me.

Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point. The first question is because I don't know the way at all. The second is to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

5. Go out to eat beef hotpot with a foodie. This product said beef tendon is the best, and then gave me a big piece. As a result, I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.

6. For those parents and teachers who always doubt that I have someone, I just want to say: You overestimate me.

7. One day, the Chinese teacher asked us to write the word "handsome" silently. I can't write at the same table. She looked up at my face quietly, and then she wrote it down.

8. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

9. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early. correct

10, after you get married, and the marriage partner is not me, I will move in next door to your house and be a quiet Lao Wang.

1 1, I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps.