Tricks to tease people while chatting 2017

When chatting, how do you use one sentence to trick others? Below is the relevant content of 2017 that I have carefully compiled for you about tricks and jokes about teasing people during chatting. I hope you will like it! 2017 Selection of Human Routines

1. Happiness is like stars, the more intoxicating it is; true love is like the fragrance of flowers, the longer it is, the more intoxicating it is; accumulate bits of happiness, treasure every drop of true love, in this country where the whole country is happy On this day of celebration, let us be intoxicated together!

2. Sincere friendship is like fine wine, thick and fragrant, and the beautiful scenery of autumn brings you the enjoyment of beauty, which makes you forget to leave. Friends, in this happy time, let happiness and beauty always accompany you! Happy National Day!

3. Maybe you once said you were lonely, maybe you were once hesitant, but now you have me, forget it I will accompany you in the past and the days to come, and I will be with you on National Day!

4. We met on the National Day in the clear air of autumn, I missed you on the long Christmas in early winter, and kissed you in the spring when the grass is already green. I just want to ask gently---Give me a wonderful date on National Day, okay?

5. Open your heart to accept the sunshine, and you will feel the warmth; let go and accept the flowers, and you will feel the beauty of nature. Open your heart to accept greetings, and you will feel the warmth of friendship: Happy National Day!

6. When will Taiwan want to be reunified? The answer is: when buying instant noodles. Today is National Day, let us eat Tongtong instant noodles at home together and look forward to the reunification of the motherland. Amen!

7. On the occasion of National Day, I don’t want to give you too much, but only 50 million: Be happy, be healthy, be safe, be content, and be happy. Never forget me!

8. On the occasion of National Day, I don’t want to give you too much, I only give you 50 million: Be happy, be healthy, be safe, be safe, be happy Be content and never forget me!

9. The weather has become cooler and my mood has improved; my work has gone smoothly and my salary has increased; my children have grown up and I have less to worry about; I just bought a car, The mortgage has been paid off, the National Day is here, and the seven-day holiday has begun

10. I have soreness in my back, leg cramps, physical and mental exhaustion, and kidney failure. Fortunately, I came to my rescue on November 1st; I salute the dust that has gone away. Etiquette, let your moldy thoughts flow to the water, relax and breathe, and spend the eleventh day happily.

11. You are happy on a hot day. Pay attention to your health on special days. You are pure and pure in the gentle breeze. Don’t let the sun shine on you. You are cool and tender in the sun. All the beauty of today. It all belongs to you! Happy National Day!

12. People are in high spirits during happy events. National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival are the double happiness. I wish you a happy holiday!

13. If one day, you are too tired to walk , as long as you turn around, I will be by your side! No matter how far away you are, no matter how many years, may my blessings turn into stars and shine every day of your life! Happy National Day! Recommended jokes for teasing people during chatting in 2017

1. If one day you think of someone who loved you, then I must be one of them. If one day no one loves you anymore, then I must be dead. I still miss you on National Day, what about you?

2. Is there anyone like me? It feels like things in dreams can always come true in reality.

3. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, I am only afraid of surrender.

4. You will never see me when I am the loneliest, because only I am the loneliest when you are not by my side

5. Don’t smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile, my stomach is not as strong as you think.

6. You can choose any handsome guy you like, no money is required if you like them.

7. Have you read Water Margin? The story of Tang Monk, his master and his apprentice, who became sworn brothers in Taoyuan and were forced to go to Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

8. Whenever I meet you, my heart always beats fast. I don’t know why you always nod and smile at me.

9. I’m not very good at talking, so what’s wrong with me? . . . . Come and hit me!!!~

10. One of the things I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with someone else.

11. What is the most embarrassing thing than someone stepping on your shoes while running?

12. My love for you makes you silent, your love for me It has become my extravagant hope

13. Only women and heroes have trouble, and wives and jobs are hard to find!

14. The happiest thing in the world is eating, the second happiest I’ll eat it later!

15. Liang Xi: If I were wifi, there wouldn’t be more people who love me than these.

16. I feel the ups and downs, the joys and sorrows myself. If I carry myself, I am my own sun, and I don’t need to rely on anyone else’s light.

17. Others eat pomegranates by the handful, but I eat pomegranates one by one. My friend said: What I eat is loneliness, not pomegranates--!

18. I have no money and no power. If I don’t treat you better, can you follow me?

19. I love I got into my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

20. I want to use you as a toilet seat, because when I don’t like you, I like to sit on your butt to death.

21. I didn’t say that you are shameless, I meant that those who are shameless are the tricks you use to tease people during chat 2017

1. Dear customer, I just A sum of 10,000 US dollars has been transferred to your account as required. Please confirm on the eighth day of the National Day holiday, otherwise the transfer will automatically be invalidated.

2. The sun is bright, the stream is clear; the milk is sweet, the cake is fragrant; youth is happy, and the days are sweet? My blessing is sincere, I hope you are on National Day Happy!

3. Big Big Wolf is so happy about the National Day. My wife has the holiday and doesn’t have to catch sheep. I took my wife and children on a trip and went to Sanya to bask in the sun. I'm telling you the news. Eat, drink and sleep with ease, you happy lazy sheep.

4. I tie my blessings to you on a kite and send it up to the sky. I cut the string of the kite and let it float to your side. Each sentence carries my indescribable friendship. Long time no see. Best regards. Wish you: Happy National Day!

5. If one day, you are too tired from walking, as long as you turn around, I will be by your side! No matter how far away, no matter how many years, may my blessings turn into The stars are shining every day of your life! Happy National Day!

6. The world is long, passers-by are in a hurry, and they work hard all their lives for a living; some are rich, some are poor, and their faces are swollen for vanity; the rivers and lakes are sinister, Take care, shed your tears for your friends! Happy National Day!

7. Maybe you once said you were lonely, maybe you were once hesitant, but now you have me, forget the past, I will be with you in the days to come. You, I am with you on National Day!!

8. A talented person can make a blockbuster success with one call and a hundred responses, and kill two birds with one stone. Happy National Day!

9. The blue grass and green grass make the National Day holiday exciting. The mountains are beautiful, the water is clear, and we can travel everywhere together.

Tie up your belly, buy less clothes, you will pay for this year’s expenses!

10. The sun is bright, the stream is clear, the milk is sweet, the cake is fragrant, you are young and happy, and the days are sweet. ? My blessings are sincere, I hope you are happy on National Day!

11. If one day, you are too tired to walk, as long as you turn around, I will be by your side! I don’t want my blessings Turn into stars and shine every day of your life! Happy National Day!

12. Beautiful morning, brilliant you, a beautiful life is waiting for you! Beautiful weather, beautiful you, beautiful affection Moisturize you! A happy mood accompanies you! Happy National Day!

13. National Day is here, colorful flags are flying, wine is poured, fireworks are shining, singing is loud, fighting spirit is high, people are laughing, having fun, peace and good luck Hug, auspicious cover, happiness surrounds you. Wish you: Happy National Day!

14. Happy National Day to you, pay attention to your health on special days, pure and gentle breeze, don’t let the sun shine on you! Happy National Day!

15. I would like to send you my greetings during the National Day Golden Week. You usually have a lot of work, so take the opportunity to relax! Be careful when you go out, safety is worth your weight in gold. I'm done talking nonsense, pig, you are having fun.

16. Longing is the fragrance of flowers for a season, spreading across the valley and covering you and me, while blessing is boundless attention, overflowing from the eyes to the bottom of the heart. Happy National Day!

17. What gift do you give me on National Day? In fact, a smile is enough, like a thin glass of wine, like a wisp of soft wind. This is the most touching declaration, like spring, warm And elegant.

18. When you walk to a water-poor place and sit and watch the clouds rise, you realize that the most important thing in life is: find something to eat, something to drink, someone to love you, and... Have you found some friends who can give you blessings during the National Day?

19. Meeting and getting to know each other and then falling in love with each other? Oh, how much happiness this poetic first love brings to us! My favorite person , Happy National Day.

20. Missing you is a kind of sad, beautiful, sweet melancholy. In my heart, there is a warmth that nothing can replace. In this beautiful holiday, I miss you even more!

21. Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, miraculous and most effective medicine in the world. A green and environmentally friendly beauty supplement without any side effects such as worries and worries. Come to my house to apply beauty supplements on National Day!

22. I miss you every night, miss you every day, you are far away, on National Day, although you are lonely, but you are so beautiful! Because of my sincere blessing!