2022 Halloween Personality Comments and Funny Collection

Question: "Why is the Christmas and Chinese Valentine's Day so popular in our country, but Halloween has not become popular?" Answer: "Because women cannot get gifts."

Everyone is busy. Halloween. In fact, let me tell you: after taking off the makeup, every day is Halloween!

Halloween day has arrived, take it easy in black and white, the zombies and witches are all out to fight, carrying masks to enjoy the joy, releasing unlimited happiness, short messages blessing you, endless happiness will surround you, and your heart will be firmly satisfied. The earth hugs you.

Halloween gifts are here! The auspicious and safe talisman descends into the dark world and the ghost-killing and monster-killing swords will make you free from evil ghosts, drunkards, dead ghosts, perverts, nasty ghosts and happy ghosts. Well, happy ghosts can be excluded, hahaha!

I thought about going to my grandma’s house to have a look, but I was really not convinced - the old man died in 2022, and now he has already done it very early Up Halloween decoration design. Spider webs were everywhere in the house, and the windows were covered with insects. There was also a skull sitting on the sofa. I really take it to heart, but I shouted several times but no one answered... Okay, I'll check it out again next year.

On Halloween, I walked down the street neatly dressed, pretending to be myself.

"Trick or make trouble if you don't give me candy!" The cold wind was biting, and as I shouted while still at the gate of the best goddess, a warm current came towards me, and I was attracted by her father who suffered from uremia. Covered his face with urine.

Halloween is coming soon, I will give you a backyard. The garden is planted with wisdom trees, the quiet spring flows, the flowers bloom, and the bridge of good luck is built. I wish you good luck. Mentality, happy Halloween!

On Halloween, all the ghosts are invited to encourage you: happy ghosts make people party all night long, delicious ghosts make people keep delicious food, naughty ghosts make people happy again and again, and smart ghosts make people smart. , only you, a miser, receive text messages but don’t reply!

Halloween: I will turn happiness, joy, joy, harmony, happiness, good luck, health, peace of mind, and worry-free into sweet dreams come true. The spell will get rid of any of your demons and depression; I wish you a happy Halloween!

Death-defying is the main style today, horror is for the sake of prosperity, and screaming is Your tone will never change, it is the joy of you and me. Pretending to be a ghost should be at its peak. Halloween is here, wear a different appearance, play until the ghosts cry and the gods howl, and live a happy life!

Death-defying is the main style, madness is the mood, scary is the style, screams are the tone, joy is the tone, pretend to be ghosts to a high profile, Halloween is coming, wear unusual colors, play a different high profile, Live a life of unbridled taste.

The wind is roaring, the ghosts are chirping, and the winter melons are constantly blooming; the lights are accompanied by music, and people are dancing wildly. Halloween is so prosperous; wearing ghost clothes and ghost hats, I promise to make today a mess. Hehehe, happy Halloween! Funny text messages for Halloween

The wind gently blows the dead leaves, and the night is a little lonely. On such days, I will always be the first to think of you. I want to say something to you, good friend, Halloween happy! There is no need to thank me, because you and the ghost are blood relatives!

The motivation for sending this short message is "say hello"; the main manifestation of subjectivity is "intention"; the main manifestation of objectivity is "mobile communication technology completes information transmission"; sender: me; purpose: wish I received the text message and celebrated Halloween just like you.

Tonight is the best time to overturn, not to mention success. If the other party resists, you can also say: Happy Halloween, congratulations on catching a pervert alive.

Those who are good-looking probably went to Halloween, and those who are not good-looking stayed at home to celebrate Wan Cheng Festival! @ Pure Just Chopped Pepper Fish Head

Happy Halloween horror! Friends who are ready to invest in the horror front line, get ready. We will invest in the horror with full enthusiasm. In the midst of ambitious goals, remember that you are not alone!

Announcement from the Halloween Safety and Security Committee: Children watch out for gluttons, boys watch out for drunks, women watch out for perverts, and leaders watch out for spies. What about you... Pay attention to me, a happy ghost, who lets you send spam messages. Hey, happy Halloween!

Are you ready for Halloween? Are you a little depressed? It’s okay. I firmly believe that there will be a rainbow after the rainy day! Let’s spend it together. Let’s have a happy Halloween party together! Put away all the troubles. Happy Halloween!

Are you ready for Halloween? Are you a little scared? Let’s have a happy Halloween together and go have a carnival together! Forget all the unhappy things and put away all the troubles. , daily life is getting more and more beautiful! I wish you a happy Halloween!

Halloween is coming, and I will send my wishes to you: May the ghost of happiness haunt you, the ghost of fortune be by your side, and the ghost of good luck be with you. You have the feeling that the longevity ghost is holding you, and Xiaowen also wants to marry you. Wish you a happy Halloween!

A multimillionaire was told that he was terminally ill and only had more than half a year to live. In addition to his sadness, he found a murderer and asked him to kill him when he was happiest. A few days later, the multimillionaire received the notice of the wrong diagnosis. He was so happy that he was killed by the murderer.

I sent this message to tell you that Halloween is here again; take out the winter melons and garlic, and prepare for the ghost hunting exam. To draw the talisman, you need to practice calligraphy first, and the exorcist must try bravely. I wish I could become a happy angel. Happy Halloween!

I sent this text message to tell you that there is someone under your bed. If you don’t believe me, look back. No? You look back again. No? You look back again. Really not? Holy shit, happy Halloween!

Thank you for your love and care for me, for spoiling me so much that I flew up inadvertently, only then did I realize that there was a destiny. This Halloween, would you like me to fly to the sky with you? Don't be afraid, you won't fall if I'm with you!

I have been longing for each other for a long time. I fell in love with you from the first moment I met you. I will never marry you unless you are in this life. Come and stay with me. I am alone in the underworld. I feel so lonely... Come stay with me on Halloween night!

Winter melon skin and watermelon skin need to be changed for Halloween. Your head, my head, swap heads on Halloween. To scare you, to scare you, to tease you on Halloween. Hahaha, don’t be afraid, Halloween is here, I wish you a good Halloween!

TV direct marketing version of classic Halloween text message: During the Halloween period, my company announced the launch of the "I am proud to catch ghosts, I am proud of my carnival" theme event. The theme of the event is to shout "three hundred" to your friends with the meaning of happy Halloween. all over.

Light up the Halloween pumpkin lanterns in your hands, wear your happy mask, and decorate to participate in the Halloween carnival night. Forget everything for the time being and enjoy the carnival tonight. Have a happy Halloween!

Light up the unique Halloween pumpkin lanterns to drive away monsters; wear weird costumes to scare away disasters; scatter colorful candy cubes to usher in happiness and good luck. Happy Halloween, everyone gather around the fire of short messages, release your enthusiasm, and have a fun carnival!

Illuminating the Halloween pumpkin lanterns, illuminating your sweet dreams until morning; running the magic broom, carrying you to knock on the door of happiness; pay attention to every moment, care for every minute, my dear friend: sincere blessings You: Have a happy Halloween, and those who are content are always happy! Halloween SMS Blessings

The gate to purgatory opens, and the ghosts come out in full force. So he has to tell people the truth, talk nonsense to ghosts, kick a lecher when he sees one, see a ghost in red wearing a ghost in front of and under the moon, and tease him when a stingy guy teases him. Why should he laugh if he is not a ghost? Happy Halloween.

Lanterns were raised, paper boats floated, winter melons and pumpkins lit up, magic brooms flew up, starving ghosts were released, big ghosts and little ghosts ran out, screaming, Halloween carnival, let’s do it together!

If you saw this message, then congratulations on being selected as the main target of visit by the ghost. Tonight we will set up a party in your home to welcome all the ghosts and monsters. Remember to be there! Happy Halloween.

Night is the best time to overturn, not to mention success. If the other party resists, you can also say: Happy Halloween, congratulations on catching a pervert alive.

The last wife said to her husband with a dark face and annoyance: "You insist on doing it seven or eight times a night. Don't you know that I don't like to turn on the light? If you do that again tonight, go sleep on the sofa!" The husband said in frustration: "I tried my best. I took the medicine today and I should be able to stop having diarrhea." Someone on a campus forum asked, "Why did bed bugs appear after the school used bed bug incense to get rid of cockroaches?" It’s happening more often. I’ve never seen it before.” A student responded to a post: “Aren’t you worried that your family members are gone?”

One day my husband said to me: “If I die. , what will you do?" I said: "It's fun to go shopping and dine with my best friends again." Then I asked him: "What will you do if I die?" He said viciously: "It's great to go shopping and dine with your best friends." "All kinds of fun."

A fool drove to the traffic police station and shouted, "Look, I don't have a driver's license and I'm still driving. What can you do to me?" The traffic police team didn't even look at him. I went to the passenger seat and said to the people inside: "If this SB can get a driver's license, I will revoke your instructor's certificate."

After I graduated, my boss bought me a car for 350,000 yuan when I first joined the company. I received a new car and was assigned the most skilled driver in the company. But I am not happy at work. Could it be that I went to college for four years just to learn to drive a forklift?