What are the text messages to prank teachers on April Fool’s Day?

On April Fool’s Day, friends or classmates will make some jokes to each other. Some bold people will even think of playing tricks on their teachers. Tricky teachers, many people will think of texting. So how should you send prank text messages on April Fool’s Day, and how can you trick the teacher?

1. Is your Mandarin standard? Please recite with me: Wan Wan Wan Wan Wang Wan Wan Wan Wan Forget Wan Wan Wan Wan. Okay, dog, stop barking and eat the bones!

3. This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: The bedroom is spring green, I hold the plum blossoms and smell the flowers, I can only win the first place, I invite you to sleep in the bedroom, the bedroom knows the spring green. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. From now on, the salary of all staff in our unit will increase by RMB 40. Please go to the finance department from 9:00-17:00 on April 31st to claim the shortfall for 14 months.

5. Urgent reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in recent days. When going out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

6. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was so stupid that he would only shake his head or answer no when asked any question. Have you heard of this story?

7. Notice: There will be leaders inspecting the work tomorrow morning. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

8. I said: You are a pig. You said: It’s weird that I’m a pig. From now on it would be weird for me to call you a pig. One day you finally couldn't help it anymore and yelled: I'm not a pig.

9. Notice: The superiors will come down tomorrow to inspect the work. Colleagues please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

10. In the early morning, you gently approached my bed and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes were always looking at me. I really couldn’t refuse you. My good dog, take care of me. You go for a walk. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called unspeakable, a kind of yearning called longing, and a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages!

12. I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about this. Originally I didn't want to trouble you, but I really can't find anyone I trust. I am Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

13. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are beautiful like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, you are similar in everything. , no wonder everyone calls you a beast! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked to a beautiful building. You said it and ran in. I looked at your figure and saw the words " A mental hospital.

15. China Mobile Communications users: Due to recent network debugging, if your mobile phone signal is poor, please slam your phone on the ground as hard as you can, and the phone will return to normal after several times. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. I would like to remind you that today is April Fool’s Day. Be careful not to be deceived. Don’t be fooled. It’s my good intentions! By the way, I wish you a happy holiday, although not many people celebrate this holiday.

17. Attention friends who have received this text message, your phone has been infected with a virus. The only solution is to press 2 first, then 5, and finally 0. The problem will be solved, fool. Happy holiday!

18. The toad pursued the swan, and the swan said disdainfully: If I had grown up to be like you, I would have died! The toad refused: The pig is still alive and well! The pig felt very aggrieved after hearing this: I was just reading text messages, who did I offend?

19. Urgent reminder: There may be tornadoes in the near future. Be sure to carry two 10-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind.

Those weighing less than 50 kg must double the amount!

20. Attention: You have sent many pornographic text messages continuously, and this bureau has officially issued a warning to you! If it is discovered again, it will be shut down immediately and a reimbursement number will be posted. Users are advised to be self-disciplined! Mobile Inspection Office.