A collection of SMS messages with blessings for Singles’ Day

Collection of text messages with blessings for Singles' Day

Netizens make much ado about nothing: On Singles' Day, become a bachelor again! After breaking up on Singles' Day, I still silently pray in my heart that he will treat himself well, and never His peace is my greatest wish if I work with my will.

In order to prevent traffic congestion on Singles' Day, a traffic restriction notice is issued: male singles travel on odd numbers, female singles travel on even numbers, and those who pretend to be singles will be punished with forged number plates. I hope all singles will arrange their travel time reasonably! Happy holidays in advance!

Why is November 11th designated as Singles’ Day? Because in addition to ridicule, it also contains blessings: 1111, four 1s, like four Chopsticks make exactly two pairs, which indicates that chopsticks will become a pair! I wish you will soon become a pair! Singles’ Day message

Warm reminder: Singles’ Day is approaching, you can throw away all your worries, Polish away the sorrow, throw away the failure, throw away the unhappiness, scatter the helplessness, drive away the loneliness, spend all the money, but don’t spend all the money. Happy Singles' Day!

Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of singles dancing together. The days of a bachelor should be spent like this: you can't sleep in the morning, and you feel like sleeping at night. It's best to wake up when it's dark. Haha, happy Singles' Day!

Ask what love is in this world, you are not allowed to rob a married woman, and you have to stop if you go too far, otherwise you will be cornered, but Singles' Day is special, you can only get jealous and make up a text message Sending you blessings, may you have a happy holiday!

When asked what love is in the world, I have a clear understanding. You can’t be too blind about love. You can’t keep it if it’s not yours. What’s more, life is short and many things are worth it. Cherish it and wish you a happy Singles' Day!

Ask what love is in the world, be sincere and gentle. Eat the food of a bachelor, walk the path of a bachelor, and be willing to serve at your doorstep for love. My love for you is always 37.5 degrees. If you are interested, please contact me as soon as possible. On Singles' Day, I hope to spend time with you in love.

Asking what is love in this world? I asked Yue Lao for help, but he found me a wicked and resentful woman. The unbearable past was still vivid in my mind, and I finally realized that it is actually cool to be a bachelor. . On Singles' Day, I wish all singles a good future!

I am not useless, I look cool, have the demeanor of a gentleman, and am willing to help others. I work tirelessly for the advancement of welfare undertakings. Note, but no girl has secret feelings for me, happy Singles' Day!

I don't want to live day and night, and I don't dislike poverty and love wealth. I just pray for a destination to spend the rest of my life. This wish has not yet been announced, Singles' Day is here again, I am busy conveying countless blessings, and I ask you to help guide me.

My birthday happens to be November 11th. My house number is No. 11. I am in Class 11 in middle school, No. 11 in college, and my dormitory is Room 1011. After work, I work on the 11th floor. No wonder I don’t have one now. Girlfriend? I can only wish you all a happy Singles' Day!

I just made a very difficult decision: Super Singles' Day will be in a few days. I originally planned to strip naked in advance, but the weather is too cold and I will catch a cold if I strip naked. , it’s better not to take it off! I wish GGMM who is not afraid of the cold will take off her clothes as soon as possible.

I have just made a difficult decision. On the occasion of Singles' Day on November 11th, all single people will be expelled from school. We apologize for the inconvenience this may cause you. Waiting for expulsion!! Haha

I almost forgot what day it is today. If I didn't think of you, I wouldn't have noticed it.' Days pass day by day, today is your good day, you must not forget, today is your holiday, I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

On behalf of the people of the country, I wish all male bachelors a happy Singles' Day. Find someone you love, love, and love deeply and say goodbye to being single; I wish all female singles find someone you love and love you to say goodbye to being single; Sincerely! Salute!

Our Singles’ Day declaration is: one person Consumption, no burden, no need to be henpecked, no noise, no tears!

We We are all older youths, living in a forest of high-rise buildings; we are all older youths, and we are still alone.

Today is Singles’ Day, and I wish all the older singles a happy Singles’ Day!

I am a single, and no one has ever visited me. The person I once had a crush on has already married, and my children can call me uncle. Think about it. Just block it, send a text message to complain to you, Singles' Day is here, I wish you and I can find happiness!

It doesn't matter that I am a bachelor, I don't recall my past life, I don't give gifts on Singles' Day, I only use my mobile phone to send messages , don’t forget to bless each other, my blessings are with you, and your blessings are with me. May our Singles’ Day be happy and sweet!

I am a bachelor, what should I worry about! If I am full, my whole family will not starve to death. ; I am a bachelor, why should I be anxious! If I am happy, I will not be able to bear the burden of the whole family; I am a bachelor, what should I be afraid of! If I am happy, I will not be able to bear the burden of the whole family. Happy Singles' Day! Funny Singles' Day Blessings

I am an innocent bachelor. Bamboo Stick: I am a bachelor who would rather break than bend. Noodles: I am a bachelor who becomes soft when exposed to water. Youtiao: I am a single who is suffering. No. 11: I am the most popular bachelor. Happy Singles' Day!

I am an iron rod. After more than 20 years of training, I finally turned into an iron needle. Unfortunately, I am still single. I sent a text message today, hoping that everyone can help thread the needle and let me I have found my other half, and finally I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

I am a wandering single. Everywhere I go, I rent a house for a living and have no fixed place to live. Ever since I met you, I am so happy I want to have a home, a home with you. Singles' Day, if you are willing, please take me home!

I received reliable news: In order to celebrate Singles' Day, the Singles Command will give priority to allocate a beautiful woman to you for any handsome guy like you. As a girlfriend, the opportunity must never come again, so hurry up!

I hope you will take the lead on the road of love and fall in love with your significant other at first sight. Strive for a blockbuster career, and break it off with a clean break. Happy Singles' Day!

I now like eating noodles, painting gouache, fishing, writing with pencils, shoes with laces, striped clothes, zebras, stick insects, singles The holiday is coming, I wish you a happy holiday

I have never been visited by anyone. The person I once had a crush on is already married, and my children can call me uncle. Just thinking about it makes me feel blocked, so I sent a text message to You complain, Singles' Day is here, I wish you and I can find happiness!

I know that the sky is high and far away, waiting for my lofty dreams. I know that the sea is very vast, waiting for my broad dreams. Dreams, I know, the heart is very empty, waiting for you to fill it up, happy Singles' Day.

Anonymous: A single man can stand up to three people; he is shining brightly, but he lacks a partner; he is upright and lives a happy life; he is the one who honors his ancestors; he is brilliant and unrestrained and romantic. On Singles' Day, I hope your worries will disappear and your days will be more beautiful.

Anonymous: On Singles’ Day, if you want to get naked, don’t just talk but don’t practice. I’ll teach you how to get naked: one is to get rid of marriage, the other is to get rid of emotional prison, the third is to get rid of the joyful atmosphere, the fourth is to get rid of happiness, and the fifth is to get rid of children and grandchildren. Stop taking it off and wear less clothes. Happy Singles' Day!

I thought that having one pair on each side on November 11th was not in line with the bleak atmosphere of Singles' Day, but on November 1st, I squinted at the other pair over there, and suddenly there was an added feeling. With a cool and awesome temperament, a golden light from the sky, a kind of cup fell from the sky!

Dancing with nunchucks 11.11 Singles Day is here, and everyone wants to talk, talk, talk, talk, talk Be a bachelor and be free. On 11.11 Singles’ Day, I wish all my single friends: Happy Singles’ Day!