Collect interesting short messages, not many, 10, but as long as they are classic!

1: A woman ran into a dead end under the pursuit of cannibals. She was frightened and wet her pants. The cannibal saw it and cursed: it's a pity that the soup was spilled.

2. A worker who copied mutton kebabs was transferred to be a cremation worker and was fired within a few days, because he always asked the family of the deceased: What do you want it to do?

3. The eagle chased the rabbit, but because of the rabbit's words, it fell down and died. Do you know what the rabbit said? It shouted to the eagle, "You're not wearing a bra!" Hearing this, the eagle quickly covered his chest, and as a result, ...

An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hello! Listen, take a deep breath, I need a power outage for five minutes!

5: An ant said to the elephant, "I have it, it's yours!" " "The elephant fainted after hearing this, and when he woke up, he said to the ant," I want another one! " "Hearing this, the ant was scared to death!

6. The train was so crowded in Spring Festival travel rush that a gentleman stuck his ass out of the window when he stopped. The inspector at the bottom of the car found it and shouted: the fat man with the cigar pulled his head back.

7. anonymous is convenient to enter the public toilet, and he is worried about forgetting to bring paper. A pile of toilet paper emerged from a crack in the wall next door. "Thank you, who are you?" "You're welcome, I'm Lei Feng."

8. When the Minister of Family Planning visited the countryside, he met an old farmer and asked, "Hometown, do you know why close relatives can't get married?" The old farmer rubbed his hands and said lightly: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe, relatives, it's too familiar to start.

9. Imperial edict: Bring goods to heaven, and the emperor summoned: Because you don't love me, you are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you shit, only three feet with paper, and you will rest until you die! A Cheng, get the newspaper!

10: Once upon a time, there was a girl named Qiao Nina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

1 1: The mouse calls the cat: Hello! The meal is ok! Come down, Missy! The cat lay prone on the mouse hole and stretched out its front paws to take the mouse out. Pants, pants paid all night, and paid the same sound the next day.

12: the little mosquito came home crying, and his mother asked, what's the matter? Mozzie: Dad is dead! Mother Mosquito: He didn't take you to the show? Mosquito: Yes, but when the audience applauded, Dad didn't dodge.

13: bee girl shows off spider boyfriend: at least he has his own personal website.

14: Psychological test: If you race with a bear, what do you want: 1. You run faster than a bear; 2. Run as fast; 3. You run slower than a bear …

Answer: 1. You are worse than an animal; 2. You are an animal; You are worse than animals.

15: This is an eternal story. A long time ago, a young man lost his beloved girl. He went through a lot of hardships and came to the girl. The girl said to him affectionately, "how about ... get out!" "

16: The hunter saw a bird in the sky, but it missed three times, but the bird still fell. It turned out that the bird patted its chest when it didn't hit the neutron bomb and said, scared to death, scared to death!

17: I saw a penny on the roadside and was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round?

18: A couple are hugging and kissing in the shade of the hospital. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, "You are so confused. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. "

19: The blind and the lame ride together, and the lame watch the road. Suddenly, he saw a deep ditch and shouted: Gougougou! The blind man turned around and sang: Ole Ole Ole! So they fell into the ditch!

20: I miss those days. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers saw you, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: what a good boy, such a small grade came out to release pigs!

2 1: Another chance encounter. Your big watery eyes look at you with emotion. I tried to avoid your sight in panic, but you followed me. I understand how you feel, so I ran over and shouted, Whose dog is not tied?

22: This is an old legend: at midnight, 12, pick up the phone and press 12 zero, and you will hear it. ...