April Fool's Day classic spoof WeChat

1, April Fool's Day is here, I wish all fools in the world are wise and stupid, fools are even more stupid, fools are happy, and fools deserve it. Happy April Fool's Day to fools.

If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

3. Sunrise+Sunset = Moon in the morning and evening+Stars = Infinitely missed wind flowers+Snow Moon = Tender and sweet meteor+Heart words = Blessing you in Qian Qian+Charcoal = Delicious suckling pig.

Honey, you are really sorry. You sleep until ten o'clock every day, with five bowls of rice at the bottom. No one can match the weight. Give it to the pig who reads the text message. Happy April Fool's Day.

5. You make clothes out of white clouds, borrow the right wing of a bird, fly to me like an arrow, and tell me-the bird man is like this!

6. Urgent notice: A man who remains monogamous after two weeks will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment and heavily fined.

7, your fart, shocking, such a high building collapsed to the ground, such a thick steel pipe collapsed so thin, really smelly fart!

8. One day, you stood on the balcony and shouted at the sky, how can I be so beautiful! Suddenly a thunder fell at your feet. I only heard God say angrily: If you lie again, I will chop you to death.

9, the earth is turning, people will change, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, thinking that you are real, it is impossible to marry you, if you have money, we are still destined.

10, a man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: Husband, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!

1 1, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. On the first night when I moved to my new home, a man broke in in the dark. I can't resist. He stole all my things, damn grave robbers, and left the coffin unfinished.

13, I met you by accident, knowing you is an act of god, missing you is a family, I am half-hearted when I don't see you, and I am single-minded when I see you. If one day we have a refund, at least there are memories!

14, it's over, it's over, it's really over, it's completely over, I'm over with you, and look down, idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

15, those who see women can't walk are called anthomaniac, those who like reading are called book-buyers, and those who love martial arts are called martial arts. I heard that you don't have any hobbies, just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.

16, Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, when April Fool's Day came, a donkey sent me a malicious message. Should I reply or not? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, it's only pigs that come back, not donkeys, so we won't!

17, yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun is so bright, you stand on the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! Ha, happy April Fool's Day!

18, according to the survey results of 20 countries around the world, the number of people who committed suicide because of being teased reached 20 last year. The United Nations Security Council has announced that April Fool's Day will be cancelled from this year.

19, God was afraid that you were hungry, so he created rice, God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water, and God was afraid that you were lonely, so he created lovely me, provided that God found that there was no bucket for rice, so he created lovely you.

20. You are tall, powerful, handsome and charming. I miss you in my dreams and love you in my heart. You are my only pursuit in this life. Let me hug you.-African orangutan.

2 1, I have fallen in love with you since I met you! Your fragrance, in my heart forever! Your fiery passion will always be on my lips! Thank you for having you in my life: spicy chicken burger.

I miss you all day, and how many dreams haunt my soul. I love you every month and miss you every day. I hope you can come to my side soon, my dear money! Happy April Fool's Day!

23, tell you a secret, fool people, you don't understand when you are stupid, and you have been fooled when you understand. Therefore, on April Fool's Day, you must not be as knowledgeable as the people on earth!

24, 1 April Fool's Day is coming. I know this is your favorite holiday, but don't just think about yourself. If you ignore me, I will become a dog!

25. Recently, your good luck has piled up like a mountain, your salary has tripled, and you are waiting in line for peach blossoms and scud, and you are not involved in the line. Alas, April Fool's Day only happens once a year. Have a good dream. I hope you can't find the north in your dream!

26. Right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools, and right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

27. Last night, I dreamed of you and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said it and ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital. Happy April Fool's Day!

28. In the morning, you approached my bed gently and kissed my face affectionately. Your deep eyes always stare at me. I really can't refuse your dog to be good and take you for a walk. Happy April Fool's Day!

29. What happened? When you dial the mobile phone, you are prompted to call a lazy pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the prompt: the owner has been slaughtered!

Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin color is pink, your face is soft, which means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over. Happy April Fool's Day!