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How to ask for leave before the leader approves?

A practical excuse for sick leave

1. I have worked too much overtime recently, and my cervical and lumbar vertebrae are uncomfortable.

I have worked too much overtime recently, so my eyes are red and swollen and I can't see clearly.

I have worked too much overtime recently, often forgetting to eat dinner, and my stomach trouble has broken out again.

4. It is uncomfortable to have a period, irregular menstruation, etc.

5. Toothache, tooth extraction, tooth planting, braces, tooth filling, etc.

6. Eat with friends, eat stale things, have loose bowels, have a stomachache, etc.

7. Sleeping at night has stiff neck and cramps in legs.

8. Inoculation (COVID-19 vaccine, rabies vaccine, nine-valent HPV vaccine, etc. )

9. Allergy (seafood allergy, pollen allergy, mango allergy, skin care products allergy, etc. )

10. Hemorrhoids, urinary tract infections, etc. Everyone is embarrassed to ask about the disease.

? Second, the practical excuse for personal leave.

1. driving test

2. Relatives and friends get married, visit relatives, get sick, etc.

The home network is broken, the refrigerator is broken, the toilet is blocked, the faucet leaks and the water pipe bursts.

4. Renovation of old houses or moving to new homes.

5. When the child/younger brother/younger sister is ill or makes trouble at school, the teacher asks the parents.

6. The alarm clock or mobile phone suddenly loses power, resulting in oversleeping (that is, oversleeping)

7. I crushed my glasses when I was sleeping, and the latter's contact lenses suddenly disappeared and I couldn't see anything.

8. Go on blind dates, meet your future mother-in-law, and so on.

9. The car broke down.

10. Take various qualification examinations.

1 1. Go to the offline training class.

12. It rained so hard that roads and buses were flooded.

13. ID card, visa, passport, household registration book and other documents are lost and need to be reissued by myself.

14. Sudden diseases of pets, such as vomiting, fracture, tinea felis, oral ulcer, etc.

15. My roommate works the night shift without my key. He needs to wait for him at home.

? Tips:

1. It's best to choose things that can only be completed on weekdays or can't be done on weekends, so that leaders are easy to approve and not easy to take back.

2. Be in line with your own reality, so that it is not easy to wear.