Send humorous short sentences to customers.

Humorous short messages sent to customers

1, my heart has split in two! Half is you! The other half is for you! Let us be like vines and trees. When necessary, one side is the tree of the other. Let's join hands and move towards a better tomorrow.

2. What happened? I called your mobile phone just now, and after the bell rang, the phone prompted a voice saying: The other party is streaking, please redial later. I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is out of service area, please redial later.

Give you an unexpected chance first, then your heart beats faster, then pray, and finally giggle: you won 40 million! When you receive the prize, you must keep it secret, be careful, be vigilant and remember!

4. Turn on the phone and get my blessing; When the phone rings, taste your heart; Read the news and receive my greetings; The weekend is coming, and texting is just to send you a blessing. May you be happy.

Astronomical scientists have recently learned that when the moon and stars are scarce, everyone can see his conscience in the sky. Try it quickly. It is said that most people can see it. If they can't see it, it may be that the dog ate their conscience.

6. This is the prelude to the dawn, this is a moment of warmth, this is the tears of angels, this is the spirit of God, this is a miracle that has not been seen for many years since the reform and opening up, and this is a wrong message from me.

I admire your spirit. Because you can't hide money. Once I saw you pick up a hundred dollars and a quick meal of meat and bones. You gave the money to uncle * *, leaving only meat and bones.

8. Do you know that you can walk out of my field of vision, but you will never miss me so much? You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never leave my deep attachment to you. I ask the people of Beijing to tell you: I like you!