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Children’s Day spoof blessings Children’s Day humorous blessings

1. In today’s fast-developing era, are there any children who are overwhelmed by learning? At this time, you must learn to adjust yourself with a humorous attitude towards life.

2. Once upon a time, your childhood was your castle of happiness, your pulsating childlike innocence was your magic weapon for happiness, your childlike interest was your leisurely reliance, and your persistent innocence was the secret to your success. Happy Children's Day to you!

3. No matter how high your income is, just be happy; no matter how high your position is, just be safe; no matter how high your status is, just be healthy; no matter how high your age, just be happy. It’s Children’s Day, let’s relax.

4. As long as the heart is clear, there will be no rainy days in life; as long as the heart is happy, there will be no troubles in life; as long as the heart is innocent, there will be no dark side in life. Children's Day is coming soon, may you always keep your childlike innocence.

5. Today is International Children’s Day. You don’t have to do the homework assigned by your boss, you don’t have to pay attention to the rules and regulations set by your father, you don’t have to answer the test questions given by life, and you don’t have to accept the boring atmosphere. Keep your childlike innocence alive and be happy every day!

6. May your career be prosperous, your work easy and your performance proud; your life will be carried on Noah's boat, and you will be happy and healthy without end; and your love will be like a star, shining brightly and forever. A golden gift to send you blessings on Children’s Day.

7. Children’s Day, please listen to me: What I miss is not the festival, but the childlike innocence; what I treasure is not the memories, but the joy; what I give you is not a text message. , but a blessing.

8. Welcome to take the June 1st time shuttle, which will take you back to your carefree childhood. Before boarding the plane, please take off all disguises, release all pressure, embrace a childlike innocence full of curiosity, and wish you a happy journey.

9. Children's Day is approaching and blessings are knocking on your door. May your life always be childish and innocent. Nursery rhymes will be hummed every year. Fairy tales will be warm every year. May you be happy and carefree every day. Always be happy and childlike. . Happy Children's Day!

10. The four happiest things in the 21st century: first, wages have increased; second, house prices have dropped; third, food quality has passed; fourth, Children’s Day is here. May you be as happy as a child!

11. Happiness is like soap bubbles, which fly all over the sky when you blow them; worries are like snot bubbles, which are gone when you wipe them; days are like sugar bubbles, which are sweet as soon as you chew them; on Children’s Day, I wish you a childlike innocence Go away, be happy! Children's Day text message

12. Want to eat sweets? Here you go; want to play in the mud? Accompany you; want to wear a little red flower? Send it to you; want to drink milk? Want to wet the bed? Want to cry? It's all up to you; who said today is your holiday? If you play melancholy, haha, what a beautiful idea!

13. I think back then, you were as smart as the Hale brothers, as dreamy as Doraemon, as brave as Ultraman, and as childish as Crayon Shin-chan. Although you are older now, you are still so charming. I wish you a happy holiday!