Classic April Fools’ Day SMS greetings

Introduction: You have to be smart on April Fool's Day. For example, if you are smart like me, below? I have compiled some classic April Fool's Day text message blessings, I hope it can help you.

1. Dear friend, people are often deceived on April Fool’s Day. It’s really shameless to think about it. I will give you a book of wisdom. See you on page 250 of the answer. 250, have you seen it? Haha, I know it’s April Fool’s Day but I still want to see it. I really haven’t seen it before.

2. Let me teach you a happy spell: An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhizhu, Ansi Zhichunzhu, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am Stupid pig! Don't be angry, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

3. I wish you: be resourceful and wise as a fool; be popular and have a bright future; be young and promising, and be honest. May you be prosperous; be fast and work hard; be victorious; live and work in peace and control the world! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Today is April Fool's Day. It's a fluke not to be fooled, but to be fooled It's an honor to be there. I feel relieved that I haven't been fooled. If I am fooled, I will be happy. I wish you are able to work with ease, have great abilities, live like a fool, and be a quick fool!

5. April Fool’s Day, May 1st is Labor Day, June 1st Children’s Day, why is July 1st the Party Founding Day? This fully shows that the party is not a fool even if it is dead. It just loves to work, respects children and asks for good luck, and then the army is founded on August 1st. , established the motherland on October 1st. Happy 90th anniversary to the great party.

6. The realm of fools: Who fools me. The Realm of Foolish Talent: Who am I to fool? The Realm of the Foolish God: Whoever is stupid is not a fool. The Realm of Foolish Fairy: Whoever is stupid is not stupid. The realm of foolishness: not stupid, white, not stupid. The Realm of the Foolish Saint: Persevere until the end. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Research shows that people whose left eyes are larger than their right eyes are smarter, and people whose left feet are smaller than their right feet are good at sports. Research also reveals that people start looking in the mirror after receiving text messages. The one who takes off his shoes is Big Benben. Happy April Fool's Day in advance

8. The highest state of life is to be confused, confused but not confused, stupid but not stupid, and foolish but not stupid. Be a fool, do stupid things, enjoy stupid blessings, be content and happy. Happy April Fool's Day! Funny greetings

9. It is true gold, never afraid of the raging flames; it is green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is the petrel, never afraid of the lightning that cuts through the sky; it is a fool, Still staring at the text message stupidly! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

10. April Fool’s Day is here. I wish you a happy life in your work, a happy life in your studies, a happy love life, and a happy business life. Lu Changhong's eloquence and stupidity are astonishing. In short, he is more than stupid.

11. Stupidity is an attitude and a feeling. Stupidity is a kind of freedom and freedom. April Fool's Day is here, I wish you to be foolish every day, always more foolish than the sky, and always foolish!

12. April Fool's Day makes you panic, and you get nervous when you see text messages. I don't know if it is true or false, I hesitate in my heart. Don't be angry if you get caught, it's only once a year. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. You are so worth cherishing, but I have never cared about you. When your beautiful figure suddenly disappeared into the turbulent sea of ??people, I suddenly realized that I couldn't live without you. Salt. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

14. True is also false, false is true, true is false, false is false, true is false, false is true, false is true, false is true, false is true, true comes true. When the truth is true, the false is also true. Do you understand what I mean is true and false or false and true? Haha, Happy April Fool's Day!

15. I will give you a day off on April Fool's Day, and your salary will be doubled. Travel is reimbursed, shopping is free, the flower girl smiles at you, only the little pig will read this text message of mine, I wish you, the little pig (stupid person), a happy holiday and your dreams come true.

16. Career will not be based on foolishness, love will never be fooled by foolishness, and you will often reap the benefits of fools, and wealth will flow year after year, and good luck will come. There are knots every day.

Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

17. I didn't bless you on Valentine's Day because I was afraid you would misunderstand; I didn't bless you on April Fool's Day because I was afraid you would collapse; I didn't bless you on Women's Day because I was afraid you would be ashamed; I didn't bless you on Mother's Day. , afraid you will cry. But today I must bless you: Father’s Day, may you be intoxicated!

18. How many tons have been collected to make fools appear every year? ?, I hope you, who are as wise as you are foolish, can learn the wisdom of a monkey as soon as possible. If Bajie doesn’t thank you quickly, haha, I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

19. If it is the Spring Festival, I should wish you Happy New Year; if it’s Labor Day, I’d say workers are the most beautiful; if it’s April Fool’s Day, I’d say you’re really cool; now it’s Halloween, I’ll hold you down and say: Ghost!

20. I always remember the sunset by the stream. You opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar. It was so sour that it made you cry without vomiting. You held a cell phone in your hand, wrapped your head in a footcloth, hummed a fool's song, and danced like a madman. Wow! Whose family is this? Piggy is so cool, haha, April Fool’s Day is here, happy April Fool’s Day to you pig!

21. April Fool’s Day is coming, if I tease you, I will be too stupid to bear it; if I don’t tease you, I will? Stupid? Love is not over. Bid farewell to my own entertainment, I decided to return to the entertainment circle to enjoy the entertainment of the common people, and now I want to warm up to it.

22. The animal world is so wonderful, with lions roaring and hundreds of birds chirping. Zebras and antelopes are grazing, and bears and elephants are fooling around. The hare bullied the little tortoise and always wanted to race with it. Only the tortoise is quiet, turning on his mobile phone to watch the fun! Happy April Fools' Day!

23. Research shows that people with left eyes larger than their right eyes are smarter, and people with smaller left feet than their right feet are good at sports. Research It is also revealed that after receiving the text message, it was Little Benben who started to look in the mirror, and it was Big Benben who took off his shoes. Happy April Fool's Day in advance

24. You are handsome and generous, you speak elegantly, you are the best among the crowd, you are the heartthrob among the crowd, today is April Fool's Day, no matter how you lie, God will forgive me, haha, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

　25. If you are said to be naive, you will be lively; if you are said to be smart, you will show off everywhere; if you are said to be steady, you will be quiet; if you are said to be naughty, you will be neither big nor small. April Fool's Day is here, don't say anything, go and giggle by yourself! Funny text messages

26. If you don't call right and wrong, you are stupid, if you think of wrong as right, you are stupid, if you think of right and wrong, you are still stupid. Regardless of whether it is right or wrong, or whether it is wrong or wrong, yes or no, what is right is what is right, what is wrong is no, what is wrong is yes, what is right is right and wrong. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

27. The one who collects and stores water is called a bucket; the one who pours and drinks water is called a cup; the one who eats and drinks soup is called a spoon; the one who cuts meat and vegetables is called a knife; and the one who looks at it is called a knife. Anyone who smiles in text messages is called an idiot. Preliminary wishes: Happy April Fool's Day!

28. Won five million in the lottery, your smile is brighter than anyone else, your love is more romantic than anyone else, your face changes when you wake up, and you will be surrounded by happiness and envy of gods, where will you be? They are all role models. If you continue reading, then you are a fool. Happy April Fools’ Day!

29. April Fools’ Day has one of the most outrageous functions, which is to base your happiness on Other people's mistakes are the fault. But I won't enable this feature today because. You are already having fun! Happy April Fool's Day!