Funny nonsense sentences exaggerate and praise nonsense sentences (selected 80 sentences)

Funny nonsense 1, Baidu, the most * * person in the world? You are looking for: Japanese.

2, don't look thin, I am muscular; Although I am black, my face shines; My head can be broken and my hairstyle can never be messed up; Blood can flow, shoes can't be oiled.

I hope the class will be over and the school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

During the war, I said that I believed in Bushido every day. What do you think happened during War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression?

5. The zombie opened your brain hole, shook his head, and left disappointed, while dung beetles passed by.

6. Diamonds are extremely precious and cherish the legend of a lifetime. I'm honored to inform you that signing for the express delivery from a friend will give you an unexpected surprise-a two-carat diamond ring gift! Happy April Fool's Day! Auspicious express sincerely wishes you.

7. Do what you do, have a look, and give advice. It's not enough to make suggestions, but also to hide in the dark and frame them.

8. Someone borrowed money from you for three days, and you are tired; You are tired of borrowing money from others every now and then.

9. It's not that reading is useless, but that you are useless, mainly because you are useless.

10, you look good, how can I say it? The pixels are relatively low.

1 1, it is said that falling in love affects learning, but I want to ask: doesn't learning affect falling in love?

12, she didn't love me to the bone marrow, but I took her as my life.

13. When you don't have a girlfriend, you are a hunting dog. When you find your goal, you are a Baha 'i dog. When you get it, you are a German shepherd. When you lose it, you are a dead dog.

14, the brain is a good thing, but you can do without it when your chest is big.

15, seeing your girlfriend is so beautiful, I have a crush on your brother.

16, a man's life belongs to the country, his income belongs to his wife, his property belongs to his children, his achievements belong to his leader, his body belongs to his lover, and only his shortcomings and mistakes are his own.

17, if being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If fashion is a mistake, then I have been wrong again and again. What a miserable life!

18, when I say casually, I mean: both employers and employees are too lazy to think about it and can't think of a good one. Although it's up to you, you must come up with something that will satisfy me.

19, why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

20. First love! Goodbye, infatuation! All day! Want to win people's hearts! Take great pains! I want to hurry! Difficult to your heart! Do not know how to be intimate! How cruel! Makes me sad!

2 1. Sometimes, I wonder if what I see in my eyes is the same as what other people in the world see. Maybe my brain is short-circuited.

22. When I was a child, I laughed from my heart. Now it's a courtesy to laugh.

23. Because men are careless, women are caring; Because men are sincere, women are tempted; Because men are sincere, women are at ease; Because men are playboys and women are pathetic!

24. Come with me. I have a mouth to eat, and you have a bowl brush.

25. Mei Mei, I love you as mice love rice. Eat you, swallow you and put you in my heart. Bite you, chew you, and we will be together forever!

26. Looking at our previous chat records, I have been giggling. Am I awake now, or am I stupid before?

27. Men's mixed hair falls backwards; Men don't mix well, their hair leans forward. Women mix clothes and wear less; Women don't mix well and dress like an old lady.

28. I want to be with you and pass on my stupidity to you.

29. The heart turns with the environment as an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart as a saint.

30. There are seven kinds of eggs in the world: eggs laid by chickens will explode; People who read text messages are assholes; People who laugh are idiots; Those who are angry are big idiots; Those who scold me are bastards; If you don't respond, it's over.

3 1, I want to be your heart. If you piss me off, I won't jump.

32. Don't brag-it's easy to get embarrassed-it's easy to screw up, don't pretend-it's easy to get hurt, don't be beautiful-it's easy to get wet.

33. Great ideal: Blow up the Himalayas, travel around the solar system, tile the Great Wall of Wan Li, and swear to turn my wife into a fairy.

34. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two outcomes: either you are exhausted or you let others die.

35. I treat you like a pearl and you treat me like a salted fish. I'm crazy about you, and I'm crazy about you. Deep in the ocean, you hurt me on purpose.

36. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp. Actually, I'm too lazy to cramp.

37. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in a nearby tree.

38. Take other people's road and leave others with no way out.

As the saying goes, take a person's hand short, even if you have a thousand hands, Guanyin will become a caterpillar.

40. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

A sentence that exaggerates praise and nonsense

1, the pain of a romantic man: telling lies behind his wife's back, telling jokes when he sees a mistress, talking nonsense when he sees a young lady, and talking nonsense with friends.

Love is like washing clothes. There was some foam at first, and finally it turned into a basin of sewage.

When two ignorant children come together, they are doomed to have no happy ending.

4, the highest instruction: wash your hands before and after meals; Wash your hands when you come back from abroad; Wash your hands after riding; Wash your hands when you touch the east and west.

5. I hope you are happy and your stomach is happy. I happily covered myself with a quilt, dripping my nose, looking in the mirror, laughing and drinking water. I am happy when I think about it, and happy when I am unhappy. See you happy? I must be happy at this time!

6. Things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called wastes. Celebrities who drink too much are called Brewmaster, while mortals who drink too much are called alcoholics.

7. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

8. Life is a magic box, filled with all kinds of flashy passing clouds.

9. Freshman girl: Xiao He only shows sharp corners; Sophomore: There are other ladies and 3,000 rare beauties in his court, but his love for 3,000 is concentrated on one person. Junior year: flowers can be folded straight, don't wait until there are no flowers! Senior: Autumn is not long.

10, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

1 1, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Now, whoever drinks is afraid, one for you and one for me. Now, whoever drinks it is afraid.

12. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald head. If you catch it, you catch it, and if you can't catch it, it's gone.

13, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

14, I may not be able to carry the stone of 100 Jin, but if it is a coin of 100 Jin, I promise to pick it up and run.

15, why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

16, big shorts eat hot pot and sing love songs at the top of their lungs.

17, behind a successful man there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss there must be a group of unlucky employees.

18, the society is ruthless, the market is affectionate, the work is affectionate, the relatives are passionate, the life is affectionate, the girl is affectionate, and the smart girl has amorous feelings. How can a handsome guy not have love?

19. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

20, white and white, two ears stand up, hear the beep of the mobile phone, put down the radish and vegetables, and quickly return a message.

2 1. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

22. I want to lose weight recently. My best friend told me that I shouldn't eat on an empty stomach and get fat easily. It seems reasonable to think about it carefully, but I always feel that something is wrong.

Buy you a drink? Dinner time is short; Invite you to travel? Sweet words; Give you dollars? Empty talk. Harass you legally and fool you to the extreme. Today is April Fool's Day. Who are you stupid? First of all, happy you!

24, little mouse, go up to the lampstand, steal oil to eat, can't come down, meow meow, the cat is coming, jabber and roll down.

25, study hard, study tired, learn to pay tuition; I am not a scholar, but my parents forced me to come. I got a score in the final exam and the eggs and ducks rolled in. The teacher asked me why. I said for the next generation!

26. Why are the most attractive people in the world Japanese?

27. There are many routes in the world. Why choose this may be doomed.

28, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.

29, husband, don't be cool with me, don't be jealous of me, make concessions when quarreling, and hold on when you are beaten!

30, hello, hello, you eat straw, you have hair and meat, you like to take a bath with rice soup, and you say that your skin care effect is very good. You are really a rare clown.

3 1, the sky is falling, you hold it, I hold it!

I had a crush on him and completely lost my mind. Now I finally shake dry.

I am not a good reader, but my parents forced me to come. The examination questions are as deep as the sea, and the eggs and ducks are rolling in.

34. The girl you like belongs to others, and the girl you don't like belongs to others.

35, as long as the kung fu is deep, shit is serious.

36. Rain is ticking, clouds are flowing, songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable.

37. May you all have the love that everyone envies, and may I be rich.

38. Mahjong style Most people are working, a few are eating and drinking, most are practicing Qigong, a few are busy telling fortune, and many are playing Fangcheng.

39. The secret recipe for treating love cold: a pack of sweet words, two lingering, spoony, and a little tolerance. If possible, simmer for a long time, and it will become a bowl of love ecstasy soup, accompanied by a very appropriate drug introduction, and you can recover after drinking it!

40. I hate Mondays and miss Fridays.