Humorous classic short message jokes caused by a pack of salt

Humorous classic short message jokes caused by a pack of salt

1, Jiaxing's salt was snapped up. The reporter went to interview and the supermarket was crowded with people. "Is there any wood in the bag of 1 yuan 1?" "no!" "Do you have wood for 2 yuan?" "no!" "What should be the total number of 5 yuan?" "Nima, no! ! "People kept asking salespeople where they were, and they panicked. Hey, it's just an old lady calmly choosing diapers. The reporter asked grandma, why don't you grab salt? "I haven't finished what I robbed during SARS."

2. What is the most painful thing in the world? The radiation came and the salt was gone; What is the most painful thing in the world? When radiation comes, salt doesn't work; What is the most painful thing in the world? Radiation didn't come, so I bought too much salt. What is the most painful thing in the world? When people die, they can't run out of salt.

At the meeting, colleagues suggested developing the business of treating alopecia. Eating too much salt will definitely lead to hair loss. I think this is an idea. At the same time, correct several viewpoints, 1. Sea water is not salty, so this is the source of salt. Those who are afraid of seawater pollution and salt failure should go back to the furnace for further study. 2. Although iodine is good, don't be greedy. 3. Eating too much salt is faster than radiation, and so is iodine. The environmental quality in China is no worse than radiation, and most of us are not afraid of radiation.

Please don't panic and worry about the radiation of Japan's nuclear power plant. For so many years, we have been eating gutter oil, chemical hot pot, melamine milk powder, poisoned rice and skin milk ... what! Isn't it just to survive the next biochemical war? Don't be afraid, believe in yourself. Now it's time to check your health ... meet it bravely!

5. The refined iodized salt we usually eat is produced by Dingyuan Salt Mine in Chuzhou City, Anhui Province. The annual output of this unit is 6.5438+0.5 million tons, which is enough for the people of the whole province to eat for five years. Therefore, it is impossible to lack salt. "Rumors stop with wise men." Please tell each other.

6. One day, A Dai secretly played with his mobile phone in class, and happened to be found by the head teacher who was patrolling outside the classroom. The head teacher sent a message to A Dai on his mobile phone: "Why don't you listen carefully?" A Dai replied doubtfully, "Who are you?" Head teacher: "Look out of the window." When A Dai saw it, he secretly replied, "Thank you for reminding me. I'll talk to you later. Our class teacher is staring at me outside the window. "

7. A hunter wanted to kill two dragons, a dragon and a red dragon. Green arrows can be shot to death, and red arrows need two. But the hunter killed the red dragon with only one arrow. Why? . . . Because the red dragon heard that the hunter was going to kill it, his face frightened Le Qing. ...

8. The world is too small. There is a children's shoe that passed the civil service exam. On a written test, only three people entered the interview and found that one of them was actually his cousin. In the end, his cousin played well and successfully dropped him and another interviewer PK.

9. What is the letter meaning of your name? The first letter of each word: a. accept. B. trust. C. care. D. got it. E. gratitude. F. Freedom. G. pay. H. heart J. jealous K. kiss L. love M. maturity. P. protection. S. share it. T. gentle W. wait. 10. Introversion. Miss Y. Z. enthusiasm

10, [3. 15 humor] I saw a pig named Bodybuilding Pig and never dared to eat meat; Seeing a tire called Jin Hu brand, I dare not take the bus from now on; I saw a bathhouse called Tian, and I never dared to take medicine and take a bath again. Seeing a napkin called deinked paper, I dare not wipe my mouth again. Seeing a kind of software called NetQin, I dare not kill viruses from now on. I saw a group of profiteers, who called it a shame to play with people's lives and never dared to live again!

1 1. NPC deputy Li: No matter whether you wear a watch or not, time is always there, no matter how fast it is. Whether you open the meeting or not, the meeting will be there, neither too early nor too late. Whether you raise your hand or not, the answer is there, no more, no less. You play, or you don't play, the script is there, and it is released nationwide. At this time, I listen to the spring thunder rolling and the public opinion. This is your best dowry.

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