Humorous short messages to inform friends after changing their phone numbers.

1. Hello, I'm XX. I've always been cautious about changing the number. I chose the number myself, I am responsible for myself, and it is also convenient for everyone to remember. 13XXXXXXXXX, mobile (connected) honorary product, in line with Chinese tastes. I'll use it later. 13XXXXXXXXX, the combat code in the mobile phone number! ?

2. Statement: Because the original user139 * * * * * is determined to be cool to the end, this number has been forcibly taken back by our company to avoid its harm to the world. If it's urgent, you can call139 * * * * * *. Thank you for your cooperation.

Thank you for using the telephone directory system. If you are upset, upset, sad or worried, you can call our owner at139 * * * * * *, and our owner will try his best to answer your questions. At the same time, the original number139 * * * * * * is suspended, and this information is free. Thanks again! ! ?

4. Hello, your friend's mobile phone number has been upgraded to13 * * * * * * *. Please save the update in time without notice. If you have any questions, please contact customer service QQ:* * * * * * *?

The world is changing too fast. Some people change cars: some people change rooms: some people change wives: some people change lovers: some people change jobs; Someone changed their mobile phone. In order to keep pace with the times. I solemnly declare that I want to change my number, too. I am. . . ?

6. He won the China Nobel Prize in Literature!

He was once admitted to Peking University Tsinghua!

He can speak eight foreign languages! Master 13 musical instruments! But why did he transfer to an ordinary university in Liaoning? Is it love? Is it a responsibility?

Please watch CCTV 8 program "Walking into a Name", or send a message "I love a Name" to159 * * * * * * (your mobile phone number) to interpret the story behind the celebrity! ?

7. I have turned over a new leaf. From today on, no matter what phone call I receive, I will not be carried away by dinosaurs, upset by frogs' stomachs, have green eyes when I meet handsome guys, and have red eyes when I meet beautiful women. I changed the two-way money trap set meal, and now it's one-way cheap fast food. ?

8. Report to the boss that due to the long-term high telephone bill, it is impossible to meet the difficulties, but the salary has been standing still for a long time, and it has been down-to-earth and is currently barefoot. In the past, communication flourished. Today, I want to do something practical for myself. I used a one-way package. I have a long-term plan, that is, to buy a pair of environmentally friendly slippers, so that I can step on watermelon skin and skate wherever I want. ?

9. In order to celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day, we celebrate these three happy days and officially launched a special new number. ......

10. Honey, we can stay up for a while on the phone in the future. As long as you call from the company, we can cook it until the mouth is worn out. Those rotten and hairy old things, although taken out to bask in the sun, are full of "Li Sao"! Any reliable news is closely related to any trouble.