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I just got the number of a strange woman. How should I talk to her and ask God for advice?

From chatting up to the first date, from kissing to climbing into her bed, we have prepared a handbook on getting along with women for otaku, which contains various skills, tricks and knowledge to teach young men how to do their best in their relationship with women.

Strike up a conversation: How to say "hi" to strange women?

1 Just say "Hi, I think I'll regret not saying hello tonight. Although Beijing is very big and there are many beautiful women, I think you are very special. Besides, you have a friendly face. "

2 indirect opening "I still have friends there who will go soon, but there is one thing that needs your advice-I have a friend who found that his new girlfriend is still in contact with his ex-boyfriend. Do you think it is necessary for my friend to mind this? "

How to talk to a crying woman

1. Take a handkerchief and be clean. Not for myself, wiping her tears.

When you meet a crying woman, approach her like a wounded but still biting beast. Pass her the handkerchief slowly and thoughtfully.

3. Say, "I'm sorry to bother you. What can I do for you?" Pass her the folded handkerchief and tell her that "the handkerchief is clean", which will make her smile through tears.

If she doesn't tell you to go away (if she tells you to go away, then you should go away at once), ask what you can do for her in particular: stay with her, call pol.ice, listen to her questions and tap dance.

Do what she wants until she tells you that she is fine. Let her keep that handkerchief.

5. Ask her for her phone number.

Prepare for a conversation on the same occasion

Coffee shop, bar, lounge, library

1. It's safer to start with a topic. Express or imply that you will leave soon to ease the other person's anxiety without worrying that you will stick to her all the time;

3. Libraries and other places belong to extremely quiet places. We suggest that you start a conversation with a note or card. * * * The feeling of enjoying secrets can increase the tension of interaction.

A bar/disco/ballroom

1. She is alone: You don't have much time and opportunity to have a long talk. Just open it and try it

2. She is with friends: A group of people will cause social pressure on the woman you like. For the sake of safety, we use indirect opening. In addition, getting rid of her companion first will reduce the resistance you encounter.

at work

1. Your professionalism is the first attraction in your work;

2. Naturally shows the wonderful three-dimensional life outside of work;

We don't recommend that you eat grass beside the nest. We don't recommend targeting women in our company or in business dealings, especially if you are having an affair in the same office.

Friendly reminder:

Behind the skill, what is more important is your sincerity. Even if a woman sees through it, she won't mind if you use skills; But they will mind your insincerity.

How to meet her when you get the second call?

1 SMS confirmation

After successfully dialing the number, pick a time of the day and send her a short message to establish follow-up contact. Content reference: "I like this magical life. I'm Li Yang. Nice to meet you. "

2 SMS invitation

At first, I invited her by SMS because you didn't want to call her at an inconvenient time.

3 Call loudly

If she says, "Busy, inconvenient." You can not reply, or reply "I'll contact you next time."

If she says "not busy", you can call her and tell her "I'm going somewhere to attend an activity at some time. Come together. "

What if the invitation is unsuccessful?

Women who fail to invite three times can be removed from your waiting list, and just continue to send greetings in groups on holidays.

If one day she takes the initiative to contact you, you can say, "Are you too bored to miss me for so long?" Then start a new round of invitations, but remember to give her only one chance this time.

What should I do on the first date?

1 Don't watch movies

The content of the first date is not recommended for ordinary activities, such as eating and watching movies. It's better to be special, such as friends' parties, electronic music parties, plays, even if you go to either party's home to cook for yourself.

Do homework

If it is an ordinary activity, you must choose a field that you know very well. The specialties you can cook, the restaurants you are familiar with, the movies you have studied-you know what we are talking about: try your best to attract the first date, because you may not have a second chance to make up for it. If you don't understand, go to xxhh and ask an expert.

Preparation before going out

1 Create Appearance

Prepare your overall shape, shave off all unnecessary hair, modify your hairstyle and choose a suitable suit;

Tidy up your home, maybe you will need this warm place.

Get everything ready.

Get ready. You don't want to complain and look for this damn umbrella in the middle of the night;

Make sure you are familiar with the dating environment in advance. If not, this is your last chance-check immediately;

Think ahead about the topics you are most likely to talk about and try to rewrite your words in a way that combines confidence and humor. If you can't do this, find some jokes that don't lose your taste.

Do you need to pick each other up?

1. We don't recommend that you pick her up on the first date. Going to an appointment is equivalent to her investing in a relationship, and no one will cherish what she gets for nothing;

2. Don't ask too many questions;

3. Don't send flowers either, it's out of date;

4. Don't be late. Punctuality is a virtue. If the other party is late, wait patiently and don't complain. Complaining men and losers can basically be equated;

5. You don't have to see her off, especially if the other party was late before;

6. Of course, if your partner is excellent, you can also send her. In that case, downstairs in her house, maybe she will invite you, or you will suggest going to her house for a cup of coffee.

Dating website

1 pose backwards

Keep body language stable, don't shake your feet and don't touch yourself. If you have watched the video of criminals being interrogated, you will find out who are the people who love to make small moves.

Like leaders and confident people, try to sit back.

2 talk funny.

Speak slowly, try to speak slowly, talk to her and make your "homework" come in handy in advance. You don't have to joke all the time, but being serious and funny can highlight the uniqueness and flexibility of your way of thinking. If this is difficult, look for opportunities to take advantage of the jokes you prepared.

She smiled? It's good. She didn't laugh? It doesn't matter. Don't care too much. Don't tell jokes to make her laugh. As a result, she didn't laugh. You laughed first. That's silly, really.

Do men have to pay the bill?

Only in the following seven situations can a man consider not paying-

1. Your birthday, or other occasions for your celebration;

2. Wedding gifts for her friends, or expenses during the wedding;

3. If her father is present;

4. She asked for 4000 yuan of champagne when you went to the toilet;

Between the first meeting and the second meeting, she revealed that she used to be a man;

6. If you go to see her by train for more than six hours;

7. She insists on not letting you pay;

Note: in either case, a man will not offend her by paying.

Fourth, how to quickly heat up the first date?

Body contact

1 cubic rule

Well, we believe you are not stupid, really-when a girl is interested in you, you can pretend not to understand, but you won't feel it. As long as you find three signs that she is interested in you, touch her boldly.

How come? Step by step, naturally unsustainable.

Step 2 be bold

We suggest that you hold her hand or hold her waist when crossing the road; We suggest that you just touch the non-sensitive area of her body inadvertently (or the sensitive area later); We suggest that you help her tidy up her hair that has been messed up by the wind;

We don't suggest that you put your hand on her leg like a dead fish, or drill around like a loach to scare her away-if you find that you don't like her, you can try this trick.

Don't pretend to be lofty

We strongly remind you that you must have physical contact on the first date. Girls like you, but you don't let others touch you. This is not good. Don't say: Who won't let her touch me? Touch me if you want. Are you a papaya or a fool? Although sometimes, you can pretend to sit still and deliberately make a girl worry and make her like you more-but that's later.

Dating somewhere else one day in Sanqiu.

As a normal man, you want the other person to like you faster, you want the other person to fall in love with you faster, and you want the other person to have sex with you faster, although you are not necessarily in a hurry to have sex yourself. She's only known you for three days, but it feels like three months-why? You changed places. You turned one date into thirty colorful and magical dates.

2 Improvise the game

If possible, try to change venues. Improvise, take her to another place and continue your date. It can be all the interesting places nearby, if not, it can even be as simple as: "I suddenly want to eat ice cream." Let's go out for an ice cream and then come back to the party. " Of course, this transition can also be your home, her home or a hotel-if you are sure that the fire has arrived.

The ultimate killer: strong kiss >>& gt& gt

1 overbearing kiss

Make sure she is attracted to you, find an opportunity (such as saying goodbye after the date) to kiss her, the most overbearing one, and then do what you should do as if nothing had happened.

2 see the move.

When she contacted you for the first time in confusion, congratulations, you have succeeded in more than half of it.

In case it is not attractive enough ... well, strong kissing is not Q B, and it is not illegal. Looks innocent anyway. Or innocently say: I'm sorry, just because you are so cute, I can't help it.

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