About Valentine’s Day humorous classic quotes

#valentine# Introduction You are the person I miss the most, and the blossoming roses are like my passion; you are the person I love most, and the pieces of chocolate are my heart. Below is a collection of classic humorous quotes about Valentine's Day for everyone. You are welcome to read them.

Chapter 1: Classic humorous quotes about Valentine's Day

1. If it is a "star", I will chase you; if it is a "comet", I will wait for you; if it is a "shooting star" , too lazy to care about you.

2. If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment in my heart without bail. Happy Valentine's Day!

3. Don't lean on the railing when you are alone. It's easy to say goodbye but hard to meet when we are thousands of miles apart. The flowing water and falling flowers are gone in spring, and it is heaven and earth. Do you miss me?

4. I miss you so much that I can’t sleep, I miss you so much that my heart beats fast; I fall in love with you so much that my heart is obsessed with you, and I love you so much that my flesh just falls off!

5. Holding the lovesickness pen in hand, sitting on the lovesickness chair, looking at the lovesickness you, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, my love for you is true.

6. Looking up at the blue sky on Chinese Valentine's Day, magpies are arching over the Magpie Bridge. Do you know the endless thoughts of every family begging for Qiuyue? Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

7. Although I can't keep your footsteps, and you can't take my figure away, no matter where you go, I can always hear your footsteps.

8. As Chinese Valentine’s Day approaches, I wish all lovers in the world will finally get married! All the leftover men and women must not be discouraged! As the old saying goes: The leftover is king!

9. I I have collected thousands of smiling petals to make you a gorgeous wedding dress. I hope you can come to me and be my beautiful bride.

10. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day! May our love be deeper than that of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, but not like their love in two places. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable!

11. I think about it again when I don’t see you, but I still feel the same when I see you. How can we stay together forever just because we see each other frequently? The sky is not old, and the love is not even, and I hate this and divide it. Willow in front of the court.

12. Pour a glass of red wine to get drunk for you; put on red makeup to be beautiful for you; light a red candle to shed tears for you; walk all the way through the world of mortals, with you by your side!

13. Loving you is a decision I have no regrets in my life. The stars in the sky are all my eyes looking at you. No matter what the ending is, I know: I love you the most in this life!

14. Sing sad songs and look at the girl you love. My heart breaks for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy, I'm sorry!

15. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, store it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

Chapter 2: Classic humorous quotes about Valentine’s Day

1. One day, the Cowherd told the Weaver Girl that we could not meet each other because the magpies were all in love. The Weaver Girl said it doesn't matter, let's send text messages!

2. If I were a billionaire, I would buy all the roses in the world and give them to you. Am I a rich man? No, so I can only give my heart to you.

3. The Cowherd who walked onto the Magpie Bridge now no longer wants to say "I love you" to the Weaver Girl, because monotonous repetition can no longer explain the passionate love in his heart!

4. You are the one who wakes up from my dream every morning, you are the one who laughs with me, and you are the one who goes through adversity. This is because we can be together because of love. Happy Valentine's Day!

5. There is a job with no salary, no rest, no retirement, and no layoff. And it is my favorite job, and that is loving you. Do you like it?

6. Heartbeat is only a momentary thing, but it will take a long time to forget this moment, maybe one year, two years, ten years, or even a lifetime!

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7. I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every three days, no one kissed you everywhere, married you within five days, and we will not be separated for sixty years!

8. You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated.

Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper, only those in love can understand it best!

9. I don’t know how to express my feelings for you, I just I know that without you I will be haggard to death, just like the withered rose, losing my soul!

10. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded with my 24-hour text messages, and you have only two choices , one is that your defense line is completely destroyed; the other is to say you love me.

11. You are the person I miss the most, and the roses are like my passion; you are the person I love the most, and the pieces of chocolate are my heart. My dear, can you enjoy the moon on Chinese Valentine's Day?

12. Life is so tiring: I have to line up to get on the bus, I have to suffer when I love you, there is no flavor in eating, I get drunk easily when I drink, and I have to pay taxes when I earn money! There is a charge for sending a text message to Xiaozhu!

13. Over the years, I have been looking for ideal love, but no one can impress me at the first moment like you, and more and more. The more deeply he is moved.

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15. It is true that I loved you once; it is true that I still love you. On Valentine's Day, let me turn this love into a trickle of blessings, and sincerely wish you happiness and happiness forever!

Part 3: Humorous classic quotes about Valentine's Day

1. We are all looking for love seriously, and we always believe that as long as you have the intention, you can find it. If you can forget the people you have loved, you don't have to get it if you love someone.

2. The shadow of the moon is as bright as the day, and the silver frost is vast; we meet at the Magpie Bridge on Chinese Valentine's Day, full of affection. Fairy flowers are clustered together, and the beautiful scenery blends together; fairy magpies gather on the bridge, and happiness is born! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

3. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you a little flood and you will be flooded. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly girl's love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, pockmarks can also shine!

4. Longing is sweet melancholy, which can turn away women's natural jealousy Rub it into sadness and dissolve into a deep affection, as bright and bright as the moonlight. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

5. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the ups and downs we have gone through with you. If there are only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left, I will Can say I love you!

6. You can meet someone in one minute, you can like someone in an hour, you can fall in love with someone in a day, and it may take a lifetime for a person to forget someone. !

7. You are the phoenix in the sky, and I am the hungry wolf underground; you are the crow in the sky, and I am the toad underground; you fly like crazy in the sky, but I can chase you underground. Drooling...

8. My love shop is ready to open during the Chinese Valentine's Day. Romance can be reserved, sweetness can be stored, happiness can be transferred, and love can be specialized. Welcome those who are destined to visit, and do not disturb you if you are sincere. !

9. You are a beautiful girl who makes me blush. You are a gentle girl who makes me feel bad. You are the girl who is transparent and moves me. You are the bad girl that drives me crazy.

10. Although I can’t spend this Valentine’s Day with you, I will use my love for you to water this fiery red rose and send it to you with the bright moon that night. I wish you Happy Valentine's Day!

11. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

12. I love you all the way, and my thoughts fill every step; your bright eyes make me countless joys; counting down the years, the sweetness is because of you; holding hands forever, we will spend this life together. Loving you is my destiny.

13. If missing you is a mistake, I am willing to make it again and again; if missing you is a kind of torture, I am willing to enjoy the hardship; if missing you is a sin, I am willing to be sentenced to life!

14. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration; loving you for five thousand years is hopeless; loving you for a thousand years is absurd; loving you for a hundred years is too long; loving you for years in a row is as long as my body Health, this is my strong point!

15. The mouse was very depressed when he had no girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at him for his lack of vision. Mouse: What do you know? She is a stewardess after all!

16. Kissing law: After the first kiss, a woman will regard it as an investment and look forward to it. Get profit; men will treat it as a recovered loan and put it in a safe.

17. Sweet, the sweetness of your smile is like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message. Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

18. Ever since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let go of you. I hold you when I walk, carry you on my back when I'm tired, hold you in my arms when it's cold, and carry you when I go out when it's hot. Pretending to be you, you, you, you, I have no temper because I love you so much.

19. Back then, the Weaver Girl came down to the earth to take a bath, met the Cowherd, and performed a shocking love story. This incident tells us: there is no chance to take a bath at home, you must go outside to wash!

20. A glass of fine wine, I wish you true love; a ray of gentle breeze, I wish you true love; a piece of moonlight, I wish you full of tenderness; a bunch of blessings, I wish you boundless happiness; a magpie bridge, I wish you happiness Incomparable!