Classic expression of wechat greetings

1, just met a particularly interesting thing. There seems to be a particularly interesting movie recently. I think you are unique and want to know you. I came home from dinner with my friends, and I was full. I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left. 6. Your hair ... Your clothes ... 7. It's you! Woman: It's me. What's the matter? Man: So you are the girl I want to know. 8. M: A girl like you is not suitable for exploration/Mo Mo/Jia Yuan; W: Why am I not suitable? Man: Because you have such a good temperament, you will definitely be harassed here. 9. M: I found one of your characteristics. W: What are the characteristics? M: It's just cute/cute/charming. 10. M: Tell you a secret girl: What's the secret? Man: I have a crush on you. Be careful. 1 1. Man: What a bad day/sad woman: What's the matter? Man: I lost my mobile phone and almost couldn't reach you. 12. M: I found a terrible thing. Woman: What terrible thing? M: You are a lot like my next girlfriend. M: I know what I'm doing. W: Then what am I doing? M: I'm chatting with a handsome guy like me. 14. Man: I think you should make it up to me. Woman: Why? M: Your eyes will discharge and electrocute me. 15, M: How could you! Woman: What's wrong with me? Man: After responding, he said, "You are so beautiful, how can you let other women live?"? 16. M: You remind me of some experiences. W: What experience? Man: You remind me of that little girl who had a runny nose and stuck to me every day when I was a child. 17, it is said that all diaosi's favorite words about the goddess can also be summarized as a couplet: Part I: What are you doing? Oh, nothing. Have a good dream and go to bed early. Bottom line: it's cold outside. Put on more clothes. Don't play too late. Horizontal criticism: Is he good to you? 18, first love, goodbye infatuation, worrying all day, trying to win the heart, taking pains, trying to rush the heart, don't you understand my heart! 19, the most useless thing in the world-payslip, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully. 20, Diaosi counterattack must learn to flatter: this beauty is really beautiful, sinking fish and falling geese, beautiful and beautiful, bright eyes and white teeth, sweeping Emei lightly, fragrant muscles and jade skin, fairy jade bone, as beautiful as flowers and jade, lovely and moving, adding too much, losing too little. It's an honor to meet you! 2 1, you think I am introverted because I don't like talking, and I don't like talking because I think you are an idiot. 22. In my mind, the goddess is also a woman, the goddess also has secular desires, and the goddess has to go to the toilet. Goddess is just someone's place in a girl's heart. Your goddess is not necessarily my goddess. My goddess will always be my goddess, and everyone's goddess is the real goddess. To sum up, the goddess is not wrong. Diaosi should wait until dawn ... 23. A: I curse that your wife is not a virgin! B: I curse your wife for being a virgin forever. 24. I am a lonely tree. For thousands of years, I have been standing on the side of the road, waiting alone, just because one day you walk by me and I will fall for you. If I don't smash you, I will live in vain. 25, life is the sea, don't argue about trivial things, don't worry about gossip, don't care too much about gains and losses, like the sea, like a hundred rivers, life can have the blue of the sea! 26. I face life with a smile, I face setbacks persistently, I face up to the ups and downs of life, and I wish the stormy years. Every moment, I say to myself: strong as a song. 27. In a man's world, only more stability can make him stand out. Only by not taking the usual road and flying over infinity with ideal wings is the direction of our efforts. 28. Leave a greeting message at the light station and go on a new journey with you. Plant the seeds of hope quietly into your heart and give you the richness and fragrance of the garden! Have fun at work! 29. Let my friendship be your shadow and accompany your lonely light. Let my blessing turn into ambition and encourage you to tide over difficulties and hardships. Life is not smooth sailing, hard work is success! 30. There are difficulties everywhere in life. Tall people always bump their heads, short people make people laugh, rich people attract red eyes, and poor people attract cold eyes. I am a normal handsome young man, and I can't get past any setbacks. 3 1, I didn't know the pain until I walked some roads; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I know how to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend! 32. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day! 33. The first greeting of the day will give you a good mood; The first blessing to you, I wish you a happy job; The first wish is for you. May you always be happy and warm. Good morning! May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point. Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, *, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is going to tease your ass. 36. I miss you so much when I wake up. Just send a short message. How are you these days? I wish you a good mood every day. Good morning friend, please accept my blessing: let a smile climb on your face, let happiness fill your heart, let good luck be with you, let success nestle in your chest, and let friendship be treasured in your heart. 38. good morning Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you. 39, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope there will always be happiness in your heart ... 40, whatever you do, please remember that it is for yourself, so there is nothing to complain about! Today, I live for myself! Today is another beautiful day! Good morning, friend! 5 1, when you are young, happiness is a thing, and having it is happiness; When you grow up, happiness is a goal, and when you reach it, you will be happy; Wechat greeting classic expression 2 1, and the clothes in two pockets are called student clothes; Clothes with three pockets are called suits; Clothes that look like pockets are called Zhongshan suits; Clothes pockets are full. If they are not fashionable, they must be beggars. 2. I have been a virgin for 20 years, and finally it became 2 1 year last night. Although a mistress needs a new one to be interesting, an old friend is better. 4. When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... it's bad luck to be with you. I don't want to lament the change of the world, and I don't want to wait for the unknown growth. On our way, I learned to be strong and independent. You should take care of yourself without me. It's cold, don't use socks as handkerchiefs. 6. In the vast sea of people, my heart is broken for you. Your seemingly indifferent expression makes me feel dull. Your indifference makes me afraid to show my heart, but I can't extricate myself. Now I want you to understand … you stepped on my foot! 7. I heard that you don't have the SMS function, so I sent this SMS experiment. If you receive it, confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me; I got it. It's all yours! 8. You are lying quietly in bed, emitting attractive fragrance, soft skin and attractive feeling, which makes my heart beat faster. I am excited to walk up to you, lie on your body, and tell you affectionately that I like you … my sheets! 9. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: ups and downs, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation ... 10. Before I was born, my parents never asked me, "Do you want to be born? "In fact, living is also forced! 1 1, the universe is unimaginable. The earth is just a dust in the universe. Why should I suffer for losing a dime? 12, it is inevitable that you will encounter difficulties in your life. Turning around is not the way. 13 when I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers ... 14, how can we lose weight without eating? 15, we have loved and been sad. Loneliness, anger, disappointment, feeling tired, sad and disheartened. But there will be another person who will make you feel that everything is fine, just like the change of seasons, because the world is real and worth paying for. 16, a happy family is one with lower quarrels than its neighbors. 17, the so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong. 18, don't cut others easily, because others are busy, but they hurt themselves. 19, the real inferiority is not that you are not excellent, but that you think too well of her. Happiness won't miss anyone, it will find you sooner or later. 2 1, it is a wonderful thing to fantasize in hope, and sometimes fate will fall from the sky. 22. Sometimes, forgetting is the best relief; Sometimes, silence is the best way to tell. 23. I struggled to climb the ladder, only to find that the ladder was on the wrong wall ... 24. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high. Don't judge a person's past without experiencing what others have experienced! 26. If you are envied by others, then secretly praise yourself! If it is you who is faked by others, indulge yourself again! 27. There is still a breath, and this ambition is indispensable, which can be described as far away. 28. Looking at the world from another angle, the world is infinitely broad; Treat people from another angle, people are not safe. 29. Sometimes, when we forgive that person, we are not really happy. That's because you forgot to forgive yourself. 30. A wife is like clothes-with this change in fashion, the cost of clothes is getting more and more expensive; Men don't have a good thing-but it is the biggest buyer's market for women after all. 3 1, don't squeeze into a world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother? 32. Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, and prostitutes don't know about extramarital affairs. I can't talk. I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting. Please forgive me if it's not to your taste. Beggars are people who tax your conscience. 35. Chatting with Goddess on qq, I found that Goddess's favorite thing is: Oh, I'm going to take a shower, I'm going to eat, or I'm going out to chat when I'm free. My classmates call me, and my mother calls me ... Goddess's Day is really busy! 36. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but not Han Hong. 37. I argued with MM about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said, "The Japanese also bring a personal message." She agreed that whales are not fish. 38. Men who pull the wind again should bow their heads in front of reality, and those who pull the wind again should wash and sleep after finishing ... 39. Finally, there will be a day of counterattack, and there will be no powder in the fungus. 40. A person can bear pain of 45dol(dol: unit of pain measurement). When a woman gives birth to a child, she has to bear 57dol of pain, which is roughly equivalent to breaking 20 bones. However, if a man is killed by T, the pain is 9000dol, which translates to giving birth to 160 children or breaking 3200 bones at the same time. Women will never understand how painful egg pain is! 4 1, life is like a dream, I can't sleep; Life is like a play, I wear help; Life is like a song, I am out of tune; On the battlefield of life, I left.