Selected funny short messages

1. I love you at midnight and miss you at dawn. I am full of affection and purify my soul. I miss you infinitely. How can I get a love story that touches and surges with love?

It's easy to fall in love with you, but it's not easy to understand you. I will use my whole life to care for our love and enjoy every bit of life with my whole life's love. Honey, I love you.

Only when I fall in love with you can I realize the taste of missing, the pain of separation and jealousy, and endless possessiveness. Why does your every move make my heart surge? Why am I always afraid that time will fly and I can't be with you all my life?

I can't live without you. My days are full of your name. I can't leave you You are everywhere in my life. I can't forget you. You have been deeply engraved in my mind. Let our love continue and let our feelings burn!

I'm not sure about the past and the future. The only thing I know for sure is: I love you! I know: everyone in the world has a story, but my story is incomplete without you. .....

6, love stories are like picking watermelons, mainly to see if they are ripe, then many problems in marriage will be solved.

7. Mastering the degree of love in everything is to keep the temperature of love at around 9O℃. Occasionally, it is okay to raise the temperature to 120℃, but the temperature should be lowered appropriately. There are changes and ups and downs, so that love can be both sweet and eternal. ? = =>& gt [SMS home, love SMS, love story]

8, emotional story: 1, rather than crying and enduring, it is better to laugh and enjoy; It's better to slip away quietly than wait to be abandoned. 2. When you can't figure it out, try to think backwards! 3. Try to find a new look in yourself. The most ridiculous thing in life is that you can never think of the next step.

9. Women's stories Women should be bartenders, let men taste a pot of high-quality wine, and at the same time, women should be the founders of the family, not just "keeping a good man's stomach"! If women regard housework as a new creative activity, men will never go to the wrong door anyway.

10, because you don't love me, everything is unnecessary; Because I love you, I forgive everything I shouldn't forgive.

1 1, whisper a love story and write a love picture; Open a love flower and cover a blue tile; * * * Drink a cup of green tea and grind a bowl of green sand; Roll up the veil to see the crescent moon on the horizon; Love is like ink, blue and white, why not be afraid of the beauty of the moment?

12, love story 1, like love songs, and the highest realm is lingering sound. The most beautiful thing is not revenge, but regret. 3, love, will not stay in front of the ungrateful balcony, but can always stay in the hut of true feelings. 4, marriage is not playing cards, shuffling will pay a huge price.

13, emotional story 1, no matter who you finally choose, you have been screened. No matter who you love, you have been loved. 3. Love a marriage, love a divorce, love a marriage ... It's not that you are smart, but that women are too kind.

14, love story In love, there must be such a scene. On the Yuan Ye of your life, it stands on a flower like a fluttering butterfly for a long time. You reached out to pick it, but not only did you miss it, but you almost fell off. You didn't give up, you just slapped it, but the butterfly still ignored it. It flew higher and higher and farther. From then on, you understand what it means to give up.

15. I like to love the newborn moon when I love him, like plum blossoms when I like him, say a few songs about Xijiangyue when I miss him, and like to look forward to the moon when I look forward to him. At the beginning, it was difficult to say goodbye, but today we don't give in to each other, like catching the bright moon under the water.

16, love has turned a thousand times in my heart. I want to see you again and let me know that your heart also feels that our love has not been in vain. Until the last day of my life, you and I still miss it deeply!

17, I often miss you in lonely nights. Don't light when I miss you. I'm used to thinking about your smile, your voice, and the way you came to me step by step in the sun.

18, the light is so beautiful that I can't sleep; Shake off your troubles and dry your mood; Hang dreams on the wind one by one; You in the distance make me so worried.

19, I haven't heard your silvery laughter and charming whisper for several days. I'm worried. A sense of loss pervades my heart. I wonder what's wrong with you.

20, thousands of thoughts, solidified in the air. Raise the wind to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, I think you are like my happiness and your brilliant figure in front of me forever; Your beautiful voice is always in my ear; Your fairy eyes twinkle in my heart. Yes, I miss you all the time. Turn on your mobile phone in the morning, and you will see my blessing, the rose in your heart, and bring you good luck all day.

2 1, dear! I'll wait for you alone. I still love you when I call back, but I have to wait for you if I don't call back. Sugar is sweet, salt is salty, and missing feelings is helpless.

22. It was that careless bartender who mixed helplessness with concern, which made me too drunk to wake up. Could it be that this smell is when I miss you?

23. I only did two things today, breathing and missing you! Fate meets, no chance to get together; The ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other; Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky; Haiyue, forever. I hope you know that someone has been caring about you and someone has been thinking about you. Your smiling eyes light up my heart every night.

24. I always miss you during the day and can't eat breakfast; I still can't stop thinking about you at noon, thinking about you, and lunch hasn't moved at all; What if you still can't sleep at night? Who can give me a bowl of noodles? Hungry insomnia!

I wrote my thoughts about you on paper/blown away by the wind/written my thoughts about you on the beach/swept away by the waves/written my thoughts about you on the wall/I was taken away by the police. Tell me what I did wrong, piggy. Say with satisfaction

26. I miss everything you think. Garlic is considered an onion. I forgot to use my pedal when riding a bike, and I still have the 100 yuan I just found at hand. I think you are almost finished. 1+ 1 all find it difficult. Zhao Benshan is Sun Nan, and the people's currency is US dollars. I can't think what you think. I have no clothes or shapes. I can't have feelings for anyone, and my heart has stopped beating.

27. Stick out your left foot, trip over your troubles, stick out your right foot, kick away your troubles, find a cage, let happiness have nowhere to escape, find a pair of ropes, tie up your health, bring your mobile phone, and make up your mind to give it to you!

28. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my crazy mood will be reduced by five degrees in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

29, my love is like the stars in the sky, countless; My feelings are like cabbage gangs, which can't be cooked badly; You treat me like a beggar, save some money and run away! Dear you, please give me more love!

30. It is impossible for me not to love you. It is meaningless that I don't love you; I don't want you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I can't not text you. I wish you happiness!

3 1. If one day you think of someone who loved you, it must be me. If one day no one loves you, it must be that I am dead. I miss you every day. What about you?

32. I kissed you as a buccal tablet. It's in your mouth, and your tongue has circled a thousand times. Sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. Want to stay in my heart, every day is like a year. Once she has it, she wants nothing more!

33. I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hand, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

Seeing the stars in the sky reminds me of your eyes; Seeing your eyes reminds me of the stars in the sky.

35. If missing is a disease, then dear, I am terminally ill. Miss you.

36. I can't help loving you, just like a bird can't help flying; I can't help thinking about you, just like a rose can't help blooming; I can't help texting you, and I can't help thinking about the way you smile when you see it.

37. You are kind-hearted, kind-hearted, smart and natural. Thank you. With a grateful heart, I wish you all the best in the Year of the Loong!

38. Do you often feel a little tired? Will it be a little decadent? Is it a little confusing? There will be a little helplessness? Answering messages will solve all your puzzles. Try it if you don't believe me.

39. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you … pig!

40. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to say to you … Pay back the money quickly.

4 1, I really love you, and I don't want to leave you. My heart hurts you so much. If you really don't want to upset me, please hurry up ... the stock market.

42. A gecko was walking on the road and met a turtle. He smiled and said, "You see you are still carrying a pot on your back in such a hot day. Are you tired? " The tortoise replied, "Well, you are good at running around all day."

43. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet.

44. Don't ask me why I am crying. I shed tears for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man, why did he take you away from me … you thief.

45. When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... it's bad luck to be with you.

46. Do you know that you can walk out of my field of vision, but you will never walk out of my ardent yearning for you? You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

47. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; Love your obsession, love the meat you love!

48. Miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.

I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

Dear, please don't blame me for being too annoyed. I just care too much about you. Please don't give me a silent protest. Give me the information quickly, because I miss you so much now.

5 1, a little message that knows my heart will convey my love to you. Please don't care too much. I cherish your sincerity and tell you mine. I miss you if I miss you!

52. Did you miss me? When I'm away, I can still think about mine. Don't get too involved If I feel bad, I will feel bad. Tell me when you miss me, and we'll think about it together. really miss you

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