Interesting good morning message

I'll scald you with boiling water. ....

Good morning, breakfast. ...

Honey, look in the mirror and don't break it. ....

Honey, I heard that saliva can be disinfected. Don't brush your teeth when you come out in the morning ...

Three mice are bragging. One said, "I eat rat poison as candy, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't eat it for a day."

Another said, "I like to walk in the street twice a day, otherwise I won't sleep well." "

The third mouse said, "It's getting late. Go home and hug the cat to sleep."

Mouse, are you awake? I am a cat. ...

A gentleman was waiting for the green light at the crossroads when a beggar knocked on the window and said, "Give me some money." The gentleman looked at it and said, "Here's a cigarette!" " Beggar: "I don't smoke, give me some money." Sir: "I have beer in my car." Let me give you a bottle of wine. " Beggar: "I don't drink, give me some money." Sir: "I'll take you to the mahjong room, and I'll pay you to gamble. The winner is yours." Beggar: "I don't gamble, give me some money." Sir: "I'll take you to the sauna to enjoy one-stop service. I'll take care of it all." Beggar: "I don't mess around, give me some money." Mr. Wang: "Then you get on the bus and I'll take you back to show my girlfriend how good a good man who doesn't smoke, drink, gamble and make trouble."