How do you respond humorously when someone says they will take you to dinner?

Here are some ways to reply humorously:

1. Thank you for inviting me. I will give full play to my greatest advantage at the dinner table-that is, eating.

2. Which restaurant shall we go to? I want to make sure there is my special reward card there. If there is, we can all enjoy certain discounts.

3. What ingredients are there in this meal? If it's not abalone or black truffle, I'll think about it. Oh, hehe.

Do you know I can cook? Because I am especially good at boiling water.

5. It's good to go to dinner. By the way, my favorite topic-food.