Seek classic humorous short messages, the shorter the better! ! !

A Dai was depressed. His friend asked him: Are you lovelorn? A Dai: No, I'm in love. Friend: Then you should be happy. A Dai: I love swimming so much. She pushed me down and ran away!

***67 words, divided into 1 messages, sent, copied and shared to: o Final exam, a classmate peeked at the note from time to time, and the invigilator received the note criticism: How can I read the note during the exam? But when I opened it, it turned out to be a reminder: do the questions carefully and check carefully!

***67 words, divided into 1 text messages, sent, copied and shared to: Teacher O criticized a cheating student: Why did you copy other people's papers during the exam? The student retorted: I didn't copy it casually, I made it myself! The teacher said, what did you do? Student: Name and test number!

***70 words, divided into 1 message, copied and shared to: o My son is less than one year old, but he has many toys. One day, the husband said, Wife, shall we buy some new toys for the baby? The wife wondered, aren't there many baby toys? The husband looks impatient: I'm tired of playing with those!

***70 words, divided into 1 SMS, sent, copied and shared to: o There is a small county called Park Chang County. Once I went there for a meeting, as soon as I arrived at the station, I heard the bus driver shouting: Go to the ticket booth! Go to the ticket booth! I'm leaving right away. When I was in a hurry, I turned Gone with the Wind into a second voice shouting: I'll go whoring! I'll go whoring! Just after shouting, I found something was wrong, and I even added: How much is it? As a result, I was embarrassed to get on the bus, and I didn't dare to look up from getting on to getting off.

*** 127 words, sent in two short messages, copied and shared to: o Students come to the teacher with the test paper: Teacher, how can I get zero on my test paper? The teacher said: you didn't do anything, so you can't get zero? The student pointed to the paper: my paper is neat and tidy, and I should get 5 points!

***70 words, divided into 1 message, sent, copied and shared to: o A woman is rubbing a man's clothes next to her with a fish she just bought. The woman quickly said, nothing, just go home and wash! The man said humorously, I asked you to say what I should say. I'm sorry to bother you!

***7 1 word, 1 message sent, copied and shared to: o A gentleman sent a message to his mother: I don't know what three meals taste like, so send money quickly. His mother wired the money and asked him why. He replied: "A western meal, a hot pot, a birthday party, full of food and wine, but not a grain of rice, but I don't know the taste of three meals."

***70 words, divided into 1 message, sent, copied and shared to: o The crab saw the rabbit on the beach and laughed at it, saying that you were drunk and your eyes were red. The rabbit roared, you are drunk. Your mouth is full of foam. What did you vomit? You walk sideways!

***64 words, divided into 1 text messages, copied and shared to: o I am the one who has been pursuing you, and I am the one who has been missing you. When I first saw you, your charm conquered me. You are the most worthy pursuit in my life. Only you can save my life, you know? Renminbi.

***69 words, divided into 1 text messages, sent, copied and shared to: o The sky is gray, the wilderness is vast, there is no car or room, and the drunkenness is too slim; The building is very high, people are very busy, it is very uncomfortable to work overtime often, and the salary never rises. Life with money is hopeless, and I don't know when it will change. I just hope your salary goes up and your pockets are bulging!

***77 words, sent in 2 short messages, copied and shared to: O You are a bee, I am a flower, I want you by my side; You are the grass, I am the wind, and I want to reverse your orders; You are the blackboard and I am the eraser. If you are unhappy, you will be crossed out. The stars and the moon are for you. Find your own ladder and take it down!

***70 words, divided into 1 message, sent, copied and shared to: o I found myself fat yesterday, and I decided to lose weight. The coach said that you should wear wide clothes so as not to tear the thread. If I have loose clothes, why should I lose weight? Do you think he is ill? !

***70 words, divided into 1 messages, sent, copied and shared to: o Recently, I was lucky and won the lottery. I'll give you some, just 40 million. Must be safe, happy, healthy and happy. I have helped you deposit your money in the "Jixing Zhao Gao" bank, and the password is: 13 14. You can take it anytime!

***8 1 word, sent in two short messages, copied and shared to: o Two drunkards have blisters on their ears. The friend asked: What's the matter? Damn it, my wife put the hot iron next to the phone, and I used the iron as the receiver. What about the other side? The drunk's eyes stared: this side is burning, don't you change sides?