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What is the most tempting reason for you to confess?

1. I think the best relationship is when two people live hard, enjoy the beauty of life together, experience all the fun of life together, and tolerate and encourage each other.

2. When he was in high school, he said, when other girls watch me playing basketball, my peripheral vision is watching them. When you are watching me playing basketball, I can only watch the ball with my peripheral vision. .

3. If I had never met you, how could I be lonely?

4. At a high school class reunion, there was a friend at the wine table who was a soldier and had been single for many years. Everyone booed, one said he had too high standards, another said he lived in a monk's temple, and some said he was a steady person and lacked emotional impulse.

He was not embarrassed and said in a joking tone that he had been impulsive. One time, I had already turned on my computer to buy a plane ticket, and then the assembly number rang. I suddenly thought that if I ran away, I would be a deserter, so I gave up. Everyone laughed. After we left, I suddenly became curious and sent him a text message: Is it true that you said you bought a plane ticket? Do you know who it is for?

After a long time, so long that I had forgotten about it, he came back with one word: you.

5. When I eat, I don’t know if I am hungry or full. If my wife doesn’t serve me food, I must be full. If I don’t know how to dress, I must be warm if I don’t let my wife put on more clothes.

6. When I was seventeen, I received a confession in high school: "Thank you for making me want to become a better person."

7. Wang Xiaobo: "You and I are like two children, surrounding a mysterious jam jar, tasting it bit by bit to see how sweet it is."

8. From now on, you can make trouble as much as you want in small matters, but stand behind me when it comes to big matters.

9. You came to my world and replaced the four seasons with joy, anger, sorrow and joy. Smiling is day and crying is night.

10. I like to be alone. Until you come into my heart, then I just want to be with you. I don’t like to be alone. I learned to eat twice in my life, once when I was a child and once when I was sitting across from you.