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Tik Tok's most popular 99 love words are the warmest short sentences.

1, eating together is called eating together, going home together is called carpooling, and renting a house together is called renting a house together. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

2. Eat family barrels, we are a family.

3, you are handsome, you are cute; You are my worst, and you are my favorite.

Before meeting you, I thought there was no beauty in the world. After knowing you, I thought there was no beautiful person in the world except you.

The red one is watermelon, the glib one is zucchini, the croaking one is frog, and the fool sees the information.

6. Girls are really cute, just like cabbage in winter. Eating you every day is no exception, and coming here is no exception. Everyone saw it. Everyone loved it.

7. I only care about you at any time! So I beg you, don't let me leave you. I don't feel any feelings except you.

8. Men spend money to make women happy. Women spend money because men make her unhappy.

9. You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Honey. Let's walk upright.

10, I am strong, you are gentle, let's make a pair. I am smart, you are beautiful, and we are made for each other.

1 1, brothers should be like brothers, and couples should be like clothes! Limbs may be broken and clothes can't be changed.

12, whether the stool leaves is the pursuit of the toilet or not.

Love words are the warmest for girlfriends.

13, I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if it falls into the sewer, I will pick it up and take it away.

14, I got pregnant for you and got gynecological diseases just because I love you.

15, I believe my love for you is like a hot dog on fire.

16, you go back and cook, I'll wait for a while.

17, I am your summer ice cream, winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb in the dark, and bread in hunger! I want to say "I love you"

18, before marriage, nothing to say; After marriage, I stopped talking.

19, I still want to buy seven gems on Taobao for you to call it dragon! You can say whatever you want.

One day he will try his best to kill all my passive dogs.

2 1, boss, let me be your little brother and protect you for life.

22. May I kiss you? Woman: No! Man: What did I ask just now? May I kiss you? Yes, you can.

23. Go with my wife and listen to her say that I will be his father in the future.

24, silly girl, you know, I don't believe others will take care of you! What if they really take care of them?

The most touching confession

25. I turned and took a few steps and looked back at you. You just looked back at me. The wintersweet around me has forgotten the season and is in full bloom.

26. The leprechaun is free, and she comes here to find a beautiful woman. If it is predestined, she is willing to take grafting. The ceiling is blue, and Yue Ying marries Zhuge and Chang 'e alone.

27. If you can give me the love of my life, I will accompany you.

28. If one day you are old and toothless, I will kiss your toothless gums.

29. Love and sympathy, like sand and gold, are mixed together, but I still distinguish them clearly.

30. My husband stayed up all night because his wife beat you to death in a "dream talk" at night.

3 1, give you a home guard, you can spit ivory for your mouth, and you can easily climb over the wall.

When I grow up, I want to marry Don as my husband. If I want to be a good lover, I will love him and eat him.

I don't want an afterlife, or I'll never have the courage to make mistakes in your life.

34. I love you like a mouse loves rice; Don't hit you, don't scold you, bite you.

35. Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. That feeling is so sweet that my teeth are decayed.

36. You are in Zhoukou, Beijing, and I am in Yuanmou, Yunnan. Love lets us raise your furry little hands and walk upright.