Complete works of funny poems on Dragon Boat Festival

1. Funny limerick of Dragon Boat Festival

Tang Libai

On Mulan's boat, pipes are blown at both ends of the boat.

There are thousands of guests in the wine, and prostitutes go with the flow.

The immortal in the Yellow Crane Tower is still waiting for the Yellow Crane to leave, but I have no heart to swim with Bai Ou on foot this time.

Qu Ping's Ci hangs the sun and the moon, and Chu Wang's pavilion is empty.

As soon as I was happy, I put pen to paper and shook the five mountains. After the poem was written, the sound of Xiao Ao, Xiao Ao, went straight into the sea.

If fame and wealth can be used in the Han River, I am afraid that the northwest will be fought back by the northwest.

Sorry, it's not a limerick, it's a serious line. This poem was written by Li Bai in memory of Qu Yuan. Magnificent. Not only eulogize articles, but also eulogize freedom. At the same time, we spurn wealth and blasphemy. Also with the desire to make contributions and live up to time. This is Li Bai's true temperament and spirit. It's worth learning. Savor it carefully and it is very infectious.

Hope to adopt, thank you.

2. Give some humorous sentences about Dragon Boat Festival 1. Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

2. I am desperate. Xia Zi left me, and my master nagged me too much. Niu Wangmo didn't repay the money he owed. Finally, water curtain cave was bought by Bodhisattva maliciously, leaving only a dime to send a message wishing Teacher Er a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

I heard that a strange thing happened at the Dragon Boat Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!

4. A long time ago, after being laid off, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

5.☆ Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Wish you peace and health on Dragon Boat Festival

6. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business!

7. Do you know what I'm thinking? Miss you! Do you know why I miss you? Because I like you! Do you know why I like you? Because you smell! Do you know why it smells? Because you are zongzi. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

8. What should I do if I am hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Go to the pigsty.

9. It is the happiest thing to miss you during the Dragon Boat Festival. Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

10. You have an angel-like appearance and a devil-like figure. Even your fart posture is so perfect. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy Dragon Boat Festival.

1 1. Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me, think about Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! Interesting greetings

12. Miss your smile, taste your taste, take off your coat, show your beauty, control my heartbeat, suppress my madness, think about my needs, or kill you early ... Ah, Zongzi, happy holidays!

13. Your mobile phone has the function of buying zongzi since June. Please call 1 10, 1 19 to make a reservation for zongzi. If you have any questions, please contact our website center: No slippery or potholes, who will fight?

14. Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

15. Tip: Wrap the mobile phone with zongzi leaves and put it in the pot for 60 minutes. The battery life of the mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.

16. The new function test of Dragon Boat Festival Telecom is free this month. Please press any number key to test your intelligence and test your IQ to zero.

17. Dragon Boat Festival, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah! Funny SMS of Dragon Boat Festival.

18. I am Zongye, and you are rice, wrapped around you layer by layer; There are a few meters in zongzi, which means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Zongzi will choke you to death! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

19. Take off your coat. You are so white and tender with a faint fragrance. You lick and bite, and my heart will fly to the clouds. Ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

20. Smell the smell of zongzi and think of you in the distance. Are you okay? Thanks to the great poet, let's eat more zongzi! Have fun in Duanyang!

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians and finally jumped into the sea in Guangdong. Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day. 3. Take off your coat. You are so white and tender, and your hair is light. 4. Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.

I wish you a safe and happy Dragon Boat Festival. ! ! 6. Zongzi should go deep into the sea because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 7. Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way! 8. Tip: Wrap the mobile phone with zongzi leaves and put it in the pot for 60 minutes. The battery life of the mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and the smell of zongzi can be smelled. 9. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 10, I bought you zongzi and sent you a text message, but the thief took your mobile phone, dear, let's jump into the river together! 1 1. Long ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians. He finally jumped into the sea in Guangdong. 12, don't just eat zongzi, remember to give gifts to her husband and mother-in-law! 13, if there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 14, don't use words to express it, just use reality to have it. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

-Come to my house to eat zongzi:) 15. Zongzi smells good, but it smells good in the kitchen. Artemisia argyi is fragrant and full of fragrance. Peach branches are inserted in the grating, and you can see the wheat yellow when you go out. There is sunshine everywhere. . 16. Where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer we are apart, the closer we become.

I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival. 17, the work is wonderful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

18, a heart hangs on you, a love blesses you, and a true feeling awaits your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! You should pay attention to your health. It's worrying to hear that you are in such poor health. Take part in more exercise and play less mahjong when you have time. I wish you health every day! In memory of the great poet Qu Yuan, we should eat more zongzi, although those zongzi should be thrown into the river.

Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day. 22. The wind and rain are finally in the sun, and Miluo has nowhere to hang.

Liu Hua should laugh at each other and wake up alone without wine. 23. Writing a cup of calamus and bamboo leaves alone, Pengcheng Cao Fang retired for the first time.

I know Qu Yuan doesn't like Oujiang River, so why should the people pay tribute to Qu Yuan on such a luxurious Dragon Boat Festival? 24. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 25. Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

26. I am a leaf of rice, you are a layer of rice wrapped around you, you are a tooth, I am a sweet rice stuck to you, and how many meters in Zongzi represent how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message or Zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 27. Send a sachet with a purse, wrap a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you with a little care. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 28, Dragon Boat Festival, dragon boat race, scrambling, very lively! Let's have a happy Dragon Boat Festival! If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 30. Don't use words to express it, just use reality. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:) 3 1. Separate and stay together. The longer you are apart, the closer you will be.

I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival. 32. The workers are beautiful.

When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi. 33. A heart hangs on you, a love is blessing you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response.

Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 34. On the May Festival, the dragon boat is grilled, and the dragon drum is ringing, near the river. Hehe, can you see the dragon boat race there? Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 35. When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, don't forget to hang mugwort leaves and Zhong Kui, drink yellow wine and wear sachets. Of course, the most important thing is to eat more palm seed, hehe! ~~~~。

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians and finally jumped into the sea in Guangdong.

Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

3, take off your coat, you are white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick and bite, my heart flies to the outside of the cloud nine, ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

4. Turn off your cell phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.

I wish you a safe and happy Dragon Boat Festival. ! !

6. Zongzi should go deep into the sea because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

7. Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

8. Tip: Wrap the mobile phone with zongzi leaves and put it in the pot for 60 minutes. The battery life of the mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and the smell of zongzi can be smelled.

9. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

10, I bought you zongzi and sent you a text message, but the thief took your mobile phone, dear, let's jump into the river together!

1 1. Long ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians and finally jumped into the sea in Guangdong.

12, don't just eat zongzi, remember to give gifts to your husband and mother-in-law!

13, if there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

14, don't use words to express it, just use reality to have it. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:)

15, zongzi is fragrant, and it is fragrant in the kitchen. Artemisia argyi is fragrant and full of fragrance. Peach branches are inserted in the grating, and you can see the wheat yellow when you go out. There is sunshine everywhere. .

16, where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer we are apart, the closer we become. I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival.

17, the work is wonderful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

18, a heart hangs on you, a love blesses you, and a true feeling awaits your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

You should pay attention to your health. It's worrying to hear that you are in such poor health. Take part in more exercise and play less mahjong when you have time. I wish you health every day!

In memory of the great poet Qu Yuan, we should eat more zongzi, although those zongzi should be thrown into the river.

Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

22. The wind and rain are finally in the sun, and Miluo has nowhere to hang. Liu Hua should laugh at each other and wake up alone without wine.

23. Writing a cup of calamus and bamboo leaves alone, Pengcheng Cao Fang retired for the first time. I know Qu Yuan doesn't like Oujiang River, so why should the people pay tribute to Qu Yuan on such a luxurious Dragon Boat Festival?

24. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

25. Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

26. I am a leaf of rice, you are a layer of rice wrapped around you, you are a tooth, I am a sweet rice stuck to you, and how many meters in Zongzi represent how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message or Zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

27. Send a sachet with a purse, wrap a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you with a little care. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

28, Dragon Boat Festival, dragon boat race, scrambling, very lively! Let's have a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

30. Don't use words to express it, just use reality. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:)

3 1, where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer we are apart, the closer we become. I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival.

32. The workers are beautiful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

33. A heart hangs on you, a love is blessing you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

34. On the May Festival, the dragon boat is grilled, and the dragon drum is ringing, near the river. Hehe, can you see the dragon boat race there? Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

35. When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, don't forget to hang mugwort leaves and Zhong Kui, drink yellow wine and wear sachets. Of course, the most important thing is to eat more palm seed, hehe! ~~~~

5. The Dragon Boat Festival classic poem "Dragon Boat Festival" [Tang] Wen Xiu Festival is divided into Dragon Boat Festival, which is rumored to be Qu Yuan throughout the ages; I can laugh at the emptiness of the Chu River, but I can't wash it straight.

At the end of the afternoon [Tang], the cloudy Spring Festival is more affectionate, but when you get old, you will know that you are emotional; It's useless, but just pray for wine and wine. The temples add white heads every day, and pomegranates bloom every year; Thousands of years of sages and fools are instantaneous, and several people are lost in several names.

Song of Race Crossing [Tang] Zhang Jianfeng May 5, sunny, singing Xiaoying around the river; Before the monarch left the county, he heard the harmony on the river early; The monarch came out, and the horse was led by the red flag; The clothes on both sides of the strait smell fragrant, and the silver hairpin shines on the frost blade; The drums sounded three times and the red flag opened, and two dragons jumped out of the water; Shadow waves fly to Wan Jian, and the drums sound like thunder; The drums are getting closer and closer, and the eyes of the two dragons are like an instant; The people on the slope thundered and the rainbow on the pole was dizzy; The front boat won the bid to launch, and the rear boat lost momentum and waved. Poetry [Tang] Zhao Lu thought about the Dragon Boat Festival for a long time and looked at the engine in front of the inn building.

When encouraged, the thunder is weak and the snow is smaller than the animal's head. The rushing waves highlight people's attention, and the jumping waves compete for the birds to fly back.

Kong Lung didn't believe me, so he won the championship. The Dragon Boat Festival [Song] is deeply saddened by thousands of years of injustice, and the loyal soul can come back when it is gone.

The country died today, leaving only Li Sao in the world. Huanxisha [Song] Su Shi's light sweat slightly penetrated Biwan.

Bathing vanilla at Dragon Boat Festival in Ming Dynasty. Qingchuan is full of fragrance.

The colored thread is lightly wrapped around the red jade arm, and the fine print hangs Lv Yun obliquely. Beautiful women meet for a thousand years.

Bodhisattva Xia [Song] Chen Yi's steamed stuffed bun is split. Cut the colored silk and thread it through the velvet rope.

Acorus calamus is red at the beginning of May every year.

The master is kind and upright. I like this scene.

When are you going to play in Shanjia? Artemisia annua has three or four flowers.

On May 5 (May), Qu Jia died, and the Chu people could not bear it. Why not slander, but want to be a dragon?

Hate before death, not after death. Yuan Xiang Bi Tan Shui wants to see the striker.

Striving for the Dragon Boat Festival (Zhang Lei) has been deeply saddened for thousands of years, and the loyal soul has gone and returned. The country died today, leaving only Li Sao in the world.

It's already the Dragon Boat Festival (Beiqiong), the storm is over and the sun is shining, and Miluo has nowhere to hang. Liu Hua should laugh at each other and wake up alone without wine.

I watched the game (Bian Gong) in the upper reaches of Longshui in the afternoon, but I didn't know it was a Mulan boat. Yun Qi hunted Han Qing, thunder and drums were loud, and Yin Biliu.

Qu Zi's ghost died in ancient times, and the legacy of Chu Township has survived to this day. In his spare time, Jiang Ting talked loudly, got drunk and was cynical.

In the afternoon, Chuzhou (Tang Xianzu) was banned from writing a cup of calamus and bamboo leaves, and Pengcheng Cao Fang turned back for the first time. I know Qu Yuan doesn't like Oujiang River, so why should the people pay tribute to Qu Yuan on such a luxurious Dragon Boat Festival?

Choose one (Chen Zilong) on the 5th, the water will be long in May, and the clouds will remain. It's hard to find money, some people are gorgeous, and there are several astro boys traveling.

Pearl curtain pillow, lotus pond, harpsichord, kite, boat. I plan to peek at the foot of the temple in Longjia and pity the head of Haixi in Jiangbei.

Giving clothes at the end of the day (Tang Du Fu) Palace clothes are also known as Dragon Boat Festival glory. The fragrant silk is spun into fine kudzu vine, and the soft wind blows as white as new snow.

From heaven, rain and dew, just in the heat, wearing it is very cool. The length of the clothes in the palace is all combined with the mind, and I will bear the hospitality of the emperor all my life.

Poetry of Crossing the River (Don Zhao Lu) Xi Shi thought about the Dragon Boat Festival for a long time and looked at the engine in front of the inn building. When encouraged, the thunder is weak and the snow is smaller than the animal's head.

The rushing waves highlight people's attention, and the jumping waves compete for the birds to fly back. Kong Lung didn't believe me, so he won the championship.

Yi Mao's five poems Lu You (Southern Song Dynasty) paid great attention to five mountain villages, and pomegranate flowers suddenly increased. The poet ate two dumplings, and the executive was on the mugwort.

I'm still busy taking medicine and prescriptions, trying to get sick safely this year. After this, it was time for the sun to set, and the family was ready to eat and drink. He drank the wine happily.

The Dragon Boat Festival (Laoshe) is full of wind and rain, and the children in the village are still wearing old clothes; Invited to bring a hat, dare to love the thatched cottage for the mud; Guests who are related by flesh and blood and have no money to buy wine for sale; At that time, the fish was three feet, not as delicious as the beans today. Dragon Boat Festival (Fan Yao, Tang Yin) Youth Spring Festival is more affectionate, but when you are old, you will know that you will be emotional; It's useless, but just pray for wine and wine.

The temples add white heads every day, and pomegranates bloom every year; Thousands of years of sages and fools are instantaneous, and several people are lost in several names.

6. Pray for blessings during the Dragon Boat Festival. I am a leaf of rice. You are wrapping your rice layer by layer. You are a tooth. I am sweet and fragrant rice. How much rice is in the zongzi represents how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message or Zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! Thanks to the great poet, please eat more zongzi, let me build a dragon boat and sail to you with my blessing, let me hang a handful of mugwort leaves in front of your door, may you be safe, let me pour you a cup of realgar wine, hope you are healthy, let me send a peach branch to your hand, send you away from disaster and welcome peace, and wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! Quietly, you stared at me without saying a word, and I was in a hurry.

I owe you zongzi today, plus a cute little sachet, don't cry, be good, be good! Peaches are red, Xinger is yellow, and the fifth day of May is Duanyang. Zongzi is fragrant, five grains are wrapped, sugar is removed from the bag, and you live happily for thousands of years! I just got back from a spring outing in Liancheng. I only bought calamus, bamboo leaves and realgar wine. I think I can spend the Dragon Boat Festival. I know Qu Yuan doesn't like Oujiang River, so why should the people pay tribute to Qu Yuan on such a luxurious Dragon Boat Festival?

Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. You lick and bite, and my heart will fly out of the clouds. Ah, Zongzi, my favorite.