Sms classification

(1) A northwest wolf was foraging everywhere when she suddenly heard a woman telling her child to cry, cry and throw you out to feed the wolf. The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside the door until dawn. Sigh: liar, women are liars!

(2) Pig Bajie became a handsome guy in Korea and went to Thailand to pick up girls. Say that finish, he hugged the beauty and said, do you know how ugly I used to be? I'm Pig Bajie! The beauty said excitedly after listening: second brother, I am Lao Sha!

(3) Rice and jiaozi are fighting in a team battle. Rice was beaten by many people who looked like steamed bread. No one is spared from the steamed stuffed bun dumplings. A zongzi was cornered. In desperation, it took off its clothes and shouted: I am undercover. Wish you peace and health on Dragon Boat Festival

(4) Being a poor person and being a career nation; Achievement is leadership; Honor belongs to relatives and friends; Income is the wife's; Property belongs to children; Private money is a small three; The body belongs to the lover; Only shortcomings and mistakes are their own.

I dreamed about you last night. It's true. You swim in boiling water. I was so anxious that I shouted at you: Come on up! I didn't expect you to look at me casually and say, what are you yelling at? I have never heard that dead mice are not afraid of cold.

(6) When I was in primary school, I took a taxi to school every day because my family was poor and I couldn't afford a bicycle. In junior high school, because I was too outstanding in my studies, the school made me study for two more years. In high school, the headmaster thought I had a bright future and overcharged me by 30 thousand. I am very independent in the tasks of the college and the head teacher, and decided to let me drop out of school. So I became a stage hooligan, standing up for my brother for a woman, standing up for my brother. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Whoever grabs my clothes, I will cut off his hands and feet, and whoever touches my hands and feet, I will wear his clothes. I used to think I was a talent, but I was wrong. I didn't. I'm a fucking genius.

(7) It is not unusual for cows to eat grass, nor is it unusual for people to fall in love. It's a miracle that a pig can press a button. Also press, wow, god pig. He will laugh. What a cool pig.

The minister of health warned the old farmer to wear underwear, which was clean and warm. The old farmer put on his underwear. Forgot to take off your underwear when defecating. The toilet went blank after defecation. What a shock! How clean! Sit in the chair, exultation! It's really warm

Snails are starving. Knock on the mouse's door: give something to eat. The mouse kicked the snail away. A year later, the mouse heard a knock at the door again. When he looked, he saw the snail scold angrily: Why did you kick me just now?

(10) A city resident was going to an agricultural village when he heard an old man shout: Don't step on my wheat seedlings! City people disdain to say: no culture, this is called an outing. The old man flew up and kicked him into the ditch, saying, surf!

(1 1) An old turtle asked a group of little turtles to do push-ups, and a strong little turtle finished it quickly, smiling proudly. The old turtle said after reading it, maybe you can help me do sit-ups.

(12) Fighting with dogs has four endings. First, if you win, you are fiercer than a dog. Second, if you lose, you are worse than a dog. Third, if you paint, you are almost like a dog. Fourth, if you and the dog are injured, it's called dog bites dog!

(13) killing time by SMS is called "faith life". It's indifference to only receive letters without sending them. Sending messages to each other is called letter delivery. The wrong person is called letter harassment. Can't send letters, the function is damaged. Smiling at the information has basically reached the climax of the letter.

(14) The mobile phone suddenly shook, and the pig must want to see it. When the pig's trotters were lightly pressed, it turned out to be a bomb again, and the pig's legs were running everywhere. You are such an idiot, pig. You should smile brightly and forward it to other idiots.

(15) When I went to xishuangbanna tourism, I was besieged by wild boar. Tourists offered food and money, but the wild boar was unmoved. You take out your unique ID card, and the pigs kneel and shout: Boss, we can find you!

Blessing class:

(1) I don't care about the ups and downs in life, what I care about is the rare sincerity and touch in life! I am not perfect, but I know how to cherish every friend I pass by in my life! I hope you have a good holiday!

(2) The sky is blue when you are happy, the forest is green when you are happy, the sun is as bright as a diamond, and the shells are nestled against a sea! I'm glad to have you!

(3) If you are hot, you will be appreciated. Pay attention to your health on a happy day. Don't let the ruthless sun shine on you when the wind is clear and the air is clear; You are handsome and sunny. Take care of yourself in such a hot day!

No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile. No matter how urgent it is, watch your tone. No matter how difficult it is, don't forget to stick to it. Love yourself no matter how tired you are. No matter how busy I am, I will never forget you. I wish you happiness every day!

(5) Brilliant life and precious health; The weather is hot, don't be too tired; Revolutionary work, this is in place; Work and rest, have a clear conscience; This message is a comfort; With good intentions, I hope to understand; Remember to have a good rest.

(6) The leaves are pale and blue, the water is full of thoughts, the trees are thriving, the springs are trickling away, the sand is shallow and clear, and the sea is daydreaming. What should the sun look like? The wind slowly drives away the heat! Send my best wishes and be happy every day!

(7) Under the bodhi tree, I made a thousand-year promise; On the agate ring, I carved all the memories; I miss you on the beach of hope; Until the ring in my hand is broken and the sand in the bottle is scattered, my love for you is still there.

(8) ... When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt ... Don't say love easily, your promise is the debt you owe ... The mouse says I love you to the cat, and the cat says you go away, and the mouse is in tears, and the cat leaves a tear after seeing the mouse go away. In fact, there is a kind of love called giving up ... If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry. Because I'm afraid of losing you ... Is the leaf leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the pursuit of the tree ... I will always be your episode, but I will play the most touching melody for you with my only hands ... What's the way out, Buddha said, waste ... I want to be a talent alone ... Over the past year, every corner of the city has been playing different stories, and I began to believe that life is just a mortal world.

inspire

1. Don't give up your life easily at any time. Whether in the world of animals or people, the law of the jungle is a matter of course. In order to survive, the strong must prey on the weak and the weak must avoid the strong. Survival is an instinct. At no time should you give up your life. This is respect for life.

It will be painful to change yourself, but it will be difficult to change yourself. A person's personality and habits are hard to change. If you want to change, it must be a very painful thing. Even so, many times, we still have to change ourselves.

Give full play to your strengths at all times. Each of us has our own strengths. When things are smooth sailing, we are developing and cultivating our own strengths. In times of suffering, we should exert our strength to get out of trouble.

4, cut off your own retreat, in order to better win the way out. Many times, we all need the courage to cut off the retreat, because there is a retreat behind us, we will be lucky, comfortable and slow down the pace of progress; If there is no retreat behind us, we will concentrate all our energy and go forward bravely to win a way out for ourselves.

Only by living in hope can we see the light. Many people complain that there is no light or no light in life, because there is no hope or hope. No matter when and what difficulties, as long as we live in hope, we will see the light, and this light will accompany us all our lives.

6. No matter how hard and tired you are, as long as you keep going, the scenery that belongs to you will eventually appear; As long as you choose, there is no regret. Once you pawn your youth, you can never redeem it. The past can only be used to remember, don't indulge in its shadow, otherwise you will never see the road ahead; Don't expect everyone to understand you, and you don't have to understand everyone; Gathering and parting is the law of life, don't care, why be sad.

7. Have a life goal, a life goal, a period goal, a stage goal, a year goal, a month goal, a week goal, a day goal, an hour goal and a minute goal.

8. I feel that I can do it or not. Actually, it's just a moment. You must respect yourself before others will respect you. (www.lz 13.cn) All great actions and ideas have a negligible beginning. Where there is an ideal place, hell is heaven; Where there is hope, pain becomes happiness. Optimists see opportunities in difficulties; Pessimists see suffering in opportunities. The ideal road is always prepared for people with confidence.

9. True friendship is not rhetoric, but a hand that holds your hand at a critical moment. Friends who walk around you all day and make you a little happy are not necessarily real friends. And those who seem far away, but actually pay attention to you all the time, don't flatter you when you are happy; A true friend is someone who works for you silently when you need it.

10, it is better to ask for help than to ask for help. Only we can really solve our troubles. No matter whether it is smooth or bumpy, we should accept all the encounters in life indifferently and always be the strong one in life, not the deserter in life. There is no retreat in life, although it is inevitable to take detours sometimes, it is necessary to move forward after all. The people and things we experience on the road of life, whether good or bad, are our life experiences and wealth.

1 1, the hardest thing in the world is affection, love, human feelings, friendship, affection, truth, ruthlessness, mood, kindness, self-love and the world.

12, when people's mood is at a low point, they are not interested in anything, so they should learn to divert their attention. Now that some things have become facts, try to accept and face them. One person cannot change the world, and the world will not change because of you. What you can do is to adapt to the world, don't fall into a dead end, and don't compare with others. You should have your own wonderful life.

13, I always thought that happiness was in the distance, in the future I could pursue. Later, it was discovered that those hugs, handshakes, singing, tears, love, and so-called once were all happiness. Countless nights, words said, phone calls made, people missed, tears shed! We have all experienced feelings that we can see or can't see, and then in the shuttle of time, everything has become.

14, the so-called smiling practice is not to mechanically move your facial expression, but to try to change your mentality and adjust your mood. Learn to accept the reality frankly, learn to tell yourself to let nature take its course, learn to face bad luck calmly, learn to look at life positively, and learn to look on the bright side in everything. In this way, sunshine will flow into your heart, drive away fear, drive away darkness and drive away everything!

15, don't think so well of yourself and so badly of others, and don't think so well of others and so low of yourself. To understand a person, you can't just look at one thing, you should observe more and look at his affairs from multiple angles.

16, sometimes, ears are more important than eyes, and listening with ears is better than listening with eyes in many things. The same eyes have different views. The same ear has different ways of hearing. Say different things with the same mouth. One heart has different ideas. Is it because of this that sharing the same life is different?

Happiness is a feeling. Don't rely on awesome power, don't rely on extraordinary wealth, don't rely on superhuman talents. Rely on a normal heart: always with a normal heart that laughs at the warmth and coldness of life, there is always a harmonious and fulfilling joy. Happiness is like wearing shoes, and elasticity is self-evident; Happiness is like drinking water. Happiness is to brew the sweet wine of life with the most bitter life.

18, only by making your self-abased mind confident can your bent body be straight; Only by making your weak body strong can the bound steps take off; Only by broadening one's narrow mind can one broaden one's short-sighted vision; Only by making your stupid mind smart can you abandon your stupid fantasy!

19, you have the right to be angry, but you should not trample on the dignity of others; You have the right to fail, but don't give up; You have the right to succeed, but not at the expense of others; You have the right to argue, but you shouldn't take revenge as a means. You have the right to demand a better life, but you shouldn't cheat today for tomorrow's happiness.