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100 Conversations between lovers
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I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.
How to sublimate
Like boyfriends and girlfriends
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Can I tell you a lie?
I don't like you.
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Can you lend me a dime?
why
In case we don't even have a dime relationship.
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Are you busy?
Take your time.
Then you were busy thinking about me.
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You moved my things.
What?
The second rib on the left goes in an inch.
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The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to try?
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It's a good thing I miss you silently, otherwise you will be deafening.
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Hey! Give me your hand.
What?
I want to feel the hand of my future boyfriend/girlfriend.
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My face is round. Do you want to pinch it?
My mouth is pink. Do you want to kiss it?
My hands are very small. Do you want to take it?
My body is very soft. Do you want a hug?
I really like you. Do you want to think about it?
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Our love is like a tractor going up a mountain, vigorous and vigorous.
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Do you know you are really corny?
But I just lack soil in the five elements.
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Would you like to be my little train?
The kind that never cheats.
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I suddenly want to give you a gift.
What gift?
Trojan horse (used to kiss Ta) A Mu ~
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I'll call you buddy from now on.
I want to treat you like a brother, not a dress.
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May I ask you a question?
Please advise me for the rest of my life.
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Can you lend me your cup?
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Let me tell you a story. It's a long story I'll make a long story short. I miss you.
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I ordered takeout. Do you want to come back for dinner?
Yes, what did you order?
I ordered chicken wings and chicken chops, but I still miss you a little.
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Are you good at holding dolls?
Then how did you catch my heart?
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I bought a balloon, but it flew away
It flies to your city to find you.
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I think our friendship can only end today.
Because I want to talk to you about love.
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I'm so sleepy that I don't get enough sleep.
Then go to bed.
Miss you
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Who is your favorite person?
Then from today on, I will be your rival in love for life.
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I'll show you a magic trick.
It's over. I like you better.
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Can you do me a favor?
Can you laugh?
Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
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Travel around the world with me sometime.
Very good!
Then can I walk around you? Because you are my world.
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I have a cold. /I have a fever
Why do you catch a cold every time I see you?
Because I have no resistance when I see you.
Sentences of warm-hearted routines between lovers
1. I'm tired, so I have a rest. I want to sleep. No one seems to come to my house? Well, it agreed to just sleep. Don't think too much.
Every time we are alone in the classroom, I feel that he just wants to do something small for me.
3. You are with your boyfriend. When he plays games and ignores you, you sit on his lap and blow into his ear, which is effective.
Although we are separated from Wan Li, it seems that even though we share the same moon, we have never been apart.
Every time I see something beautiful, I hope you are here, so I can share it with you, because you deserve all the beauty in my eyes.
6. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.
7. The distance of space is helpless and beautiful, testing each other's firmness in love. The distance between hearts is a sad mistake, measuring the love far away from each other.
8. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I walk around you?
9. Would you like to take me home as your daily necessities?
10. Every day before was dull. You make life more interesting, and my work feels boring. You make me full of energy. Cooking is always difficult, but I'm not tired for you. Baby, let me tell you a secret. Life is beautiful because of you.
1 1. I met someone today, and his back looks like yours.
12. I know three people like you. Me, me, me.
13. How can I let others bully people I can't bear to bully?
14. Like is different from love. Love is rocking, and you can enjoy it without others responding. Love is a seesaw. You need someone to sit opposite you and interact with you, and feel your inner closeness. Would you like to sit opposite me all the time?
15. I believe I can meet someone better than you, but now you are in front of me, like a waterfall hanging upside down at the zenith, 360 degrees deafening. I can't see anything except you
16. What's the matter with you? I hope you miss me and can't sleep at night.
17. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye. If I don't abandon it, I will run to you.
18. You have a girlfriend and I only have one rival in love. You don't have a girlfriend, and the whole world is my rival in love.
19. I used all the routines just to seduce you.
20. Life is not long. Don't get too close to cherish it. I just want to hold you tighter.
2 1. When you smile, let me hold your hand tightly; When you cry, let me lend you a shoulder; When you are willful, let me watch you silently. I know you because I love you; Because I understand you, I am with you.
22. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I walk around you?
23. tenderness turns into a romantic declaration, a little affection turns into sweet love, and my heart is full of words, telling persistent thoughts; One heart, a little affection, infinite love. Accept my love! Love you forever!
24. I love someone all my life, and the breeze only wants you.
25. I am afraid of the dark. I want your comfort. I am very haggard. I want your comfort. I can't sleep without your concern. I can't face tomorrow without you. I will never learn without you!
26. Is it an object? Let's see if Guan Xiaotong and Lu Han divide first, or divide first.
27. You are the person I have been looking for, from heaven to earth, across the ocean. Promise me, at least, that you will never leave my sight again in this life, okay?
28. I want to touch your heart, just as you touch mine.
29. I hope my next love will either start or not. Or, for a living.
30. If you are Tinker Bell, what do you think I am? I don't know. What is this? I am a bell! Why? Because, the bell rang (thinking).
3 1. I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Buy your unswerving dedication.
33. You were in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck when you got fat.
I told my heart all my thoughts. Did you overhear it?
35. Because I like you, I have seen a world I have never seen before by your light.
36. The true feelings are revealed and romantic; True love, in constant integration, is infinitely happy; Sincerity, in my heart, is infinitely sweet; The language of love, quietly pour out, infinite lingering: baby, I love you!
Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.
38. I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, that's what you are. You won the top three in the beauty contest at most.
I hope you can understand me, even if I say nothing.
40. From the beautiful encounter to the infatuated love, from the romance of love at first sight to the promise of life and death, the days that passed in a hurry made a couple seem to have experienced several years of love transformation.
4 1. All the delicious food belongs to you. I am not greedy. All the beautiful new clothes are yours. I like watching them. The afternoon sunshine belongs to you, so warm. You can sleep in a cage all weekend. You are too lazy. Everything you want in this world belongs to you, and you belong to me.
42. There is a word on the billboard on the roadside that is your name.
43. I like flowers in spring, trees in summer, dusk in autumn and snow in winter. I like you every day.
44. After knowing you, I found that I can give so willingly.
45. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.
46. You are afraid, so am I.. I haven't said what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of everything about you.
47. I don't usually dump ugly girls, but you are an exception.
48. The water is flowing and the fish is swimming. There is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will accompany you to the end of the world; The sky is gray and wild, I want to fly with you; You have love, I have love, I love you forever; We will never part!
49. You made me believe in love at first sight and fate.
50. How can I solve my troubles? How can I get rich only if I get rich? Only love me.
5 1. I have a long story, which is very warm, but it will take me a lifetime to tell you slowly.
52. Love is magical, which makes the laws of mathematics out of balance; Two people share the pain, only half the pain; And two people * * * enjoy one kind of happiness, but there are two kinds of happiness.
53. You are in my heart when you are thin, and stuck in my heart when you are fat.
54. You said Murmansk, I am the warm current of the North Atlantic. You should hold tight and I will take the wind.
55. Do you have a lighter? No, then how did you light up my heart?
Do you have a girlfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?
57. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.
58. Love won't last forever, but every time you need me, I will be by your side.
59. Love is not gazing at each other, but looking at the same direction together.
60. If you still want to hear it, I want to say it again: I love you. Anyway, sentimentality is my special skill.
6 1. I still remember that day, at sunset, I told you that our love is always full of sunshine. I still remember that day, in the moonlight, you hugged me and told me that there would be no cold with you.
If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?
63. I am afraid of you. Why? Because I'm afraid of my wife.
There are three kinds of people in this world: bad people, good people and my people.
65. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.
66. My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me?
67. Every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky, so there is the Milky Way.
68. What I want is simple. Time is still there, and so are you.
69. Even if I endure loneliness, I don't care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.
70. I am only a person behind the world, because it is you. It doesn't matter if I'm late.
7 1. Now there are only three things left in my life: I love you, love you, love you.
72. Meeting you was my most beautiful accident.
73. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.
74. I hope we will be happy, because we will have each other in our future life.
75. Write Pinyin immediately, that's what I want to say to you.
76. I have three fireworks that will confuse you for life. The dust settles for you and overturns the prosperity of the world.
77. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am too overbearing. I'm yours, and no one can take it away. That's how I gave up.
78. I have super powers. What? Super like you
79. You look so good. What's the use of eggs besides being my object?
80. It's annoying not to thunder. I can't find a reason to get into your arms.
8 1. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.
82. How can I let others bully people I can't bear to bully?
83. You came to my side in the spring breeze, and we spent every season of our lives together.
84. I miss you every day and every night. I am always sad without you. I am sad because I love you. I miss you all day long, just because I love you wholeheartedly.
I may be absent from your past, but I hope you won't be absent from my future.
86. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.
I don't like this world. I only like you and the world with you.
You said you would take me wandering, but I didn't hesitate to go to heaven with you.
89. Let me ask you a question, which one has nothing to do with you? Husband ~ wife is so smart ~
90. Even if I choose in the world, my choice is still you.
9 1. I think I should stay a little longer and maybe see you.
92. Love will always save people from decadence, and happiness with love will never be broken. I will give you a sweet absolute with my true feelings. Even if the romantic words finally run out of words, I will insist on giving you the most blowing touch!
93. Without you, I am like a goldfish in the water. No one can see my tears except water and you.
Even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.
95. Come with me. Didn't the teacher tell you to bring valuables when you were a child?
96. I want to see you and miss every day and night when you are not around.
97. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.
98. People who say the night is beautiful must have never seen you smile.
99. Thank you for your smile. I have often felt panic over the years.
100. I like Illicio Lez so much, just because the sentence like you makes no sense.
Talk about embarrassing and sad words between lovers, and talk about contradictions between lovers.
Awkward sadness between lovers, talk:
1, when many couples quarrel, the logic of men is that you love me and you won't leave, while the logic of women is that you love me and come to me, and then the story ends, not because you don't love me, but because I thought you knew me, but unfortunately you didn't.
I feel childish when I see a couple at odds. What kind of mentality is this?
It's raining in Hangzhou today, and a couple are at odds downstairs in the dormitory. When it rains, the girls stay where they are, and the boys quickly pass the umbrella and whisper. I am like a man, whizzing past in the rain with a big box of apples. I was really moved by my self-reliance. Don't expect other people's apples at Christmas.
4. In the evening, Yongyin came back and talked with her unconsciously for a long time. I'm in a better mood. It's really good to have company. She also thinks that we are just normal couples playing house, and I promise to ask her to a pub tomorrow. I believe that one day of sorrow is enough, and we can't go down all the time. That's irrational.
5, man logic, if you love me, you won't leave. Woman logic, come to me if you love me. Couples are at odds. Is it true?/You don't say. Good thing I'm single dog.
6, sitting here, a couple around, a couple in front of me is very embarrassed, I sit in the middle and sulk!
7. When many couples quarrel and get stiff. The logic of men is that if you love me, you won't leave. And the logic of women is, come to me if you love me. Then the story is over, over. It's not that I don't love you, but that I thought you understood me, but it's a pity that you don't. Anyway, I can't wait, I have already waited; I care whether I care or not; Walking around these years, the rest depends on fate.
8. It's good for me to have a couple sitting next to me, arguing and arguing.
9. When many couples quarrel, the logic of men is that you will not leave if you love me. And the logic of women is, come to me if you love me. It's not that I don't love you, but that I thought you understood me, but it's a pity that you don't. But the story will never end.
10, the library saw a couple at odds. The boy pulled the girl, but the girl didn't go. As a result, the boys left without taking the girls. I think this man is too heartless. As a result, the boy came back with a bag of delicious food and was suddenly warm. Maybe the reality is not as bad as I thought.
1 1. Today, when I saw a couple in a car, I suddenly remembered the day after Lakujun pushed me away for the first time. I stayed calm until I brushed my teeth before going to bed at night. I looked at my numb face in the mirror, and my mouth wanted to rise, so my tears couldn't stop falling. Dad heard the voice, and I said I really liked him. Dad touched my head and said, come back if you like. You can wait. Later is now, so don't be embarrassed, people who care about you will definitely come back.
12, working overtime, waiting at the bus stop, I saw a couple quarreling. The girl in red pushed her boyfriend away and turned to run. The boy hurried after her. Suddenly I feel that I have never played a small temper again. I don't know if this is mature or old-fashioned.
13, when many couples quarrel, the logic of men is that you will not leave if you love me. And the logic of women is, come to me if you love me. Then the story has no end, and it is over. It's not that I don't love you, but that I thought you knew me, but unfortunately you didn't. Just like Mo Yan's poem: If you know me.
14, now I know that ordinary male and female friends don't care who asks out first, and who sends messages to chat first, so they won't be embarrassed over there to fight for breath. The relationship between friends can obviously be handled well, but in the couple mode, there are all kinds of dog blood.
15, there are no couples who don't quarrel. In fact, there is no unwilling frame, no warm heart, only a fire that doesn't want to be burned. The key is human efforts. It's okay to quarrel, and it's okay to be embarrassed. As long as we all want each other in our own lives, we are not afraid of further obstacles.
16, he stayed with her for a year and finally separated. She deleted his friends and restricted access. After breaking up for a while, he texted her to keep her, but she refused. It was cold, so he sent her a message to remind her to put on more clothes. He was so kind and sweet that her heart softened. She wants to go back to him. However, she suddenly found that he and his embarrassed friend were using a portrait of a couple. Distressed? Sad? Regret it? Maybe!
17. In the study room, I met an awkward couple. The girl was angry and stabbed the table with a pen. After a few seconds of fierce fighting with her eyes, the girl left angrily and slapped her while watching the economic law.
18, it is said that when many couples quarrel, the logic of men is that you will not leave if you love me. And the logic of women is, come to me if you love me. Then the story has no end, and it is over. It's not that I don't love you, but that I thought you knew me, but unfortunately you didn't.
19, I dreamed that the couple were at odds ~ ~ ~ The little one just went through a rebellious period and had an ambiguous expectation. The big thing is the sense of crisis in middle age, plus the alienation between heart and heart ~ ~ In short, it is all kinds of frictions. How to write this transition period? I don't know how to write it at all, okay ~ ~ I'm still silly and sweet when I was a child. Kisses and hugs is simple.
20. On the bus, a discordant couple ignored each other. The boy suddenly left the girl, got off the bus and left, leaving the girl alone and a bus passenger. . TMD! ! I looked left and right, and felt that men were not good enough for women. Alas, I am helpless. In order to maintain world peace and prevent the world from being destroyed, I have to go out in person. So, before getting off the bus, I gave her a paper towel full of handwriting.
2 1. There is an awkward couple in the library. I look happy.
22. It's a special feeling to stay together all day. Like ordinary young couples, make a scene and then have a sweet hug. Very warm, very dependent, your every second has long been indispensable.
23. I saw a couple quarreling in the subway, and I began to guess at random again. What's the information of that woman on your mobile phone? Tell you a secret. What are you hiding from me? Colleague, what does her husband's death have to do with you? Her husband is my boss. So what? Your ex-husband. She told me. Why didn't you tell me you were married?
24. Now, I really like to see the little couple walking on campus awkward, the woman playing a small temper, the man trying his best to coax, and suddenly feel good.
In the self-study class, a couple came in. The boy didn't sit with the girl. I wonder if they are embarrassed and angry. When he didn't want to sit with his girlfriend, the boy took a bottle of water to the girl, put it on her desk, picked it up, unscrewed the bottle cap, and then returned to his place.
26. An argument between two big men is like a quarrel between a couple. I hope they are together! ! !
27. Sometimes I wonder how we can stop quarreling. We can live a carefree life every day because of some small things. These are all things that every couple has to go through. When the two of us talk too much, we will quarrel and we will feel uncomfortable. But when we turn to the previous chat records and see the previous photos, we can't help laughing, and only you can give me that kind of happiness.
28. In fact, there are no lovers in this world who don't quarrel! There are no couples who are not embarrassed or misunderstood.
29. Being together for seven years is not a long time, but it is almost one-third of my life so far! Although some things are vague, I still miss the days when you accompanied me occasionally. Many people say that we quarrel like lovers quarrel. The quarrel is false. I know it is true that you love me. Although the friendship brought by time may be a bit bad, I believe everything will be fine.
30. Always say that you should have a little public image and don't spit out. This doesn't mean that you should pick up a napkin outside and throw it into the trash can. Just don't mind your own business, that is, two couples outside are at odds and have to say something if they don't know each other. As a result, the couple stopped quarreling and pointed at you. Are you sick? . How dare you hide from what you dare not do outside?
Contradictory talk about recommendation
1, he is the benefit of dew, and I have no water to return. Since he is a human being in the next life, I am also a human being in the next life, but I can repay him with my tears in this life.
He is just a person, and I am just a selfish person. Perhaps, there is still no room for people like us in this world.
I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do?
I suddenly feel like a gorgeous puppet, performing all the joys and sorrows, but there are always countless shining silver silk threads on my back, manipulating my every move.
5, many times we don't know, but pretend to know; We know a lot of things, but pretend not to know; Many times we are unhappy, but pretend to be happy.
6. The overflowing white light almost scorched all the cement floor. When walking on the road, my ears were filled with the sound of the ground cracking, like a boiling oil pan.
7. A man's heart is always in the woman who makes him laugh, but a woman's heart is in the man who makes him cry! You can't feel guilty Maybe it will only be uncomfortable for a while!
8. Is it wrong to know? Very uncomfortable. It's hard to understand the true meaning of love, and it's hard to cherish every minute. It's hard to say I'm too heartless. No wonder you are sad. I'm lucky to be born, and it's hard to forget!
9. You are the shining spring in my memory, the gentle water in my heart, the distant place in my mind, and the eternal scenery in my life!
10, friends will always shelter you from the wind and rain. If you are suffering from the wind and rain in the distance and there is nothing I can do, I will also pray for those storms to befall me.
1 1. Time is always shallow and ruthless, and time is scattered. We are all passers-by of time. We were heartbroken and vigorous. I don't know if it is illusory in the end.
A sad thing in life is that you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be, so you have to let go.
13, I would rather be parallel to him and never intersect with him, but I can always look at each other and keep beautiful. Because if Dan intersects, he will get farther and farther after that point.
14, most of us will only cheer for glory, but we will not shed tears for sadness, because she has a heart that sympathizes with the weak and makes imperfections perfect; Make the impossible a reality.
15, throw away the worldly bondage and pursue the last possibility of despair in the contempt of others, but love has fallen asleep and will never wake up in hibernation.
16, standing on the edge of the years, looking at those yellowed memories, contains the bitterness of this road. When the east wind goes away, perhaps only nostalgia is the truest interpretation of the past.
17, passing by, you and I don't belong to each other. Indifferent care and goodbye, indifferent feelings and bitterness have turned into dust, so cherish the present.
18, tears will not flow until later, when celebrating. Tears in front of others are just begging for sympathy. Even if it is difficult, be patient again.
19, I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you that you are the only person I want to see.
20. There are so many places around a person that you can pay so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and others want to leave.
Couples' daily conversation
1. Can you hold my hand? From wife to old woman.
2. Will you like me? No. Then I will teach you.
You are very busy. When are you free to marry me?
You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why is it because I am so happy to see you?
Is there anything you won't do? I won't leave you.
6. Woman: I seem to have gained weight again. Man: No, you are getting fatter in my heart.
7. If I can only live one day for the rest of my life, I hope it is the day when I have you.
8. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can't bear to hit you.
9. I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what?
10. I am a grain of sand, you are a horse, and together we are a piece of Shaqima.
1 1. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?
12. Will you find a mistress after marriage? Not if your wife were you. If it's not me, then mistress is you.
13. Nobody likes me. Hello, my name is nobody.
14. Do you feel heavy behind my back? Do you think the whole world is heavy?
15. How long have you been single? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting since birth.
16. Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.
17. Can you lend me your cup? What's the matter? Because I want to lend you my life.
18. Go ahead, I'm afraid I'll hold you back. It's okay. My legs are thick.
19. You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Not good for me.
20. Which hurts you more, an iron stick or a wooden stick? I feel sorry for the iron bar.
2 1. Hey, why put your hand out? I want to hold my girlfriend's hand.
22. Let me ask you a question. Which one is not related to you? Husband, wife is so smart.
23. I have a cold! Pay attention to your health, because you have no resistance when you see you.
I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my position.
25. I am too kind! Why? Because my heart is full of you.
26. I feel as if I have seen you before. Where are you? On my marriage certificate
I feel selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.
28. I have a good eye for people. Then who do you think I am? You are my man.
29. Shall we learn to swim together and fall in love?
I have put up with you for a long time. Gee, how can you put up with it all your life?
3 1. My blood sugar is very low. Say something sweet to me quickly.
32. I want to lose weight. They are all thinner than me. I like you, not them.
33. I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life! What life advice? Stay with me all my life.
34. liking you is a troublesome thing. But I just like to make trouble.
A family has three husbands, wives and sons. Husband and son go out to travel, which wives are left?
Why can a compass draw a circle? Because ... its heart hasn't changed.
37. Since I met you, I feel that life is too short. Why is the sweet part so long?
Why didn't the teacher teach you to take valuables with you when you were a child?
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