30 words of ancient and modern jokes. Urgent!!!! Hurry

1 Examiner: What academic qualifications? Candidate: I haven’t graduated from elementary school. Examiner: Have you ever had a fight? Candidate: It’s commonplace. Examiner: Do you have a criminal record? Candidate: Just came out. Examiner: What about physical fitness? Candidate: It’s okay. You can knock over the vendor’s tricycle with one kick. Examiner: Do you dare to take other people’s things? Candidate: This is my strength, just like taking my own things. Examiner: Do you dare to hit me, old man? Candidate: Xiaocai, my father made me disabled. Examiner: You passed the exam. What our urban management department needs is talents like you! Examiner: One more question, what should I do if something goes wrong? Candidate: Let’s just say I’m a temporary worker. Examiner: I’m going to work tonight. 2. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided due to crowding. The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?" The man felt confused and replied, "Do you have any medicine?" The people in the car snickered! The woman felt angry and replied: "Are you mentally ill?" The man said coldly: "Can you cure it?" The whole car burst into laughter! The bus driver stopped and leaned on the steering wheel laughing! Second story: The bus was overcrowded and there was a woman standing at the door. A GG squeezed in from behind the car and wanted to get out of the car. He said to the woman: "Make way and get out of the car." The woman didn't move. GG stepped on her when he squeezed past. It turned out that the woman was so powerful that she kept scolding: "You're crazy! You're crazy!" She was so loud that the whole car was watching. GG remained silent. When he got off the car, he couldn't bear it anymore. He turned around and said to the woman: "You're the repeater!" There were a few funny children behind, who kept acting out the scene just now. A said: "You're crazy, you!" ..." B said: "Your repeater, you..." The whole car burst into laughter~! Later, a little girl also wanted to get out of the car. She squeezed past and said timidly: "I~I~I want to get on, I'm not crazy~!" Everyone in the car burst into laughter again~! The woman didn't speak, but a word came from the side: "Are you out of battery?" The whole car burst into laughter~! 3. Confucius said: If you fight with bricks, you will not be in chaos! Take a photo! Never mind! Buddha said; nonsense! My Buddha is compassionate! Don't play too much! A brick! ! ! 4. On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but the 1 yuan for the ride. Sitting from the starting station to the final station, I felt calm all the way. But when I got off the bus at the terminal, I found a note in my pants: "Isn't it a shame for an adult to go out without taking any money with him? --" On Tuesday, I took a broken wallet with 1 dime in it. . After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in the wallet: "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession.--" On Wednesday, I still broke the wallet and found 100 counterfeit bills inside. . After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in my wallet: "It is illegal to hide large-denomination money privately. Please go to the relevant department and hand it in. --" On Thursday, I took an envelope. Inside was a stack of expired copies of the Straits Talent Newspaper. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the envelope was still there. I took out the newspaper and looked at it. The newspaper had been replaced by the latest Straits Talent News. I took a note with me: "This is the era of consultation. Only by updating information in a timely manner can we seize opportunities and win success." ! -- "On Friday, I put a toy mobile phone in my pocket. When I arrived at the terminal, I still had my phone with an additional note: "Please don't make this joke and affect the normal work of our company. --" On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and stuck it on my waist. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the gun was missing and a note was stuffed in the waistband of my pants: "I hate you robbers the most, you have no technical skills at all! Confiscate the crime tools! --" On Sunday, I was about to get on the bus, but someone Too many to squeeze in. While I was waiting for the next bus, I touched my pocket and found an extra 20 bucks and a note: "Brother, it's not easy for people in our line of work to be exposed to the sun and wind all day long. Here's my 20 bucks." "Take a taxi wherever you want to go, please don't mess with us." 6. There were too many people on the bus one day. It was very hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted. Now the environment has worsened. My friend really couldn't bear it, and he didn't know who it was, so there was nothing he could do.

Just then, the conductor was asking: "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had an idea and said loudly: "The one who farted didn't buy a ticket!" Suddenly, a very fat woman held the ticket high in her hand and said loudly: "I have already bought a ticket!" 7. A sculpture was completed in a new university building: a girl holding a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. The school publicly solicited names from students, and many people's slogans coincided with each other - studying is useless! 9. The situation of losing bicycles in school is very serious. New bicycles disappear in the blink of an eye. However, sometimes you are lucky and the lost bicycle will appear again every few days. One day, Xiao Jing, a classmate in the same dormitory, bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone she met and said, "I have installed the latest lock on this car!" The next day, Xiao Jing returned from studying at night, looking depressed. He looked like he was holding a piece of paper in his hand, which said: Don't think there are no experts here. I borrowed the car and will return it to you in a few days! A few days later, the thief actually returned the car. Xiaojing was very happy, but she was worried that the car would be "borrowed" again. So I bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: Let's see how you can "borrow" it! When Xiaojing went downstairs the next morning, she found five extra locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: Let's see how you keep riding! 10. There were three little tadpoles. They went to a restaurant to eat... After waiting for a while, the first dish was served... It was fried frogs... The three little tadpoles sang in unison: I don’t want to, I don’t want to, don’t want to grow up. .. 11. One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple. Cao Cao said that if they could put the fruit into their butts, he would let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while, but failed and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to stuff them... When he stuffed the third grape, Guan Yu suddenly burst into laughter, and the grapes were smashed. was killed. After going down to the underworld, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why are you laughing? If you don't laugh, you won't be able to do it." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to either! God is jealous of the beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu walked out with a durian in his arms..." 12. Yesterday, I went to KFC to eat. The people in line behind me looked like a couple. They ordered a lot of food and then sat next to me. After sitting down, the girl began to eat voraciously, as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy nibbled on the French fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind. Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, moved forward, and asked seriously: "Qingqing, can I chase you?" The girl didn't even raise her head and said directly: "No!" The boy asked again: "It's not possible at all. "The girl said simply: "Not at all!" The boy was stunned, looking straight at her and staying there... At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other, feeling that the boy was watching. She stopped eating, then looked at the boy with pitiful eyes, and whispered: "Then...can I still eat?" Everyone next to me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was helpless and busy. Said: "Eat, eat..." This girl is so cute... If I don't let you chase me, I will definitely chase you... I will chase her with my life! ! ! ! 13. I have always been restless in school. When I was a freshman, I went to self-study for the first time. I would sit in the classroom and feel depressed, and then I would go to the corridor to smoke. After lighting up the cigarette for a while, a PL girl came and asked everyone, "We are studying in self-study now! Why did you run out?" I said, I came out to smoke out of boredom, mm, which class are you in? He ran out anyway. PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, "That class!" At that time, I was very excited and said, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed too? She said: Well, a new student in our class ran out during self-study, so I came out to look for him. I smiled, it seems that there is still someone who can't sit still, why are you looking for him, you are not his mother! MM: There is no way, I am his class teacher! I was confused at the time... After a minute, I suppressed a sentence: Teacher, you look so young... 14 My father is a worker in a glass factory and has the habit of wearing gloves when working. One day after the night shift, he took a taxi home. As the car passed through a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze came.

Dad felt a little cold, so he took out his gloves from his pocket and put them on. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked cautiously: "Brother, what are you doing?" "Oh, it's nothing. I'm used to it. I do it every time. Wear gloves at all times so that you will not cut yourself or leave marks..." 15 A middle-aged man went to a local private hotel on a business trip. When eating the first night, the middle-aged man saw a few stains on the edge of the dish and was very worried. He asked the hotel owner: "This dish doesn't look clean." The owner replied: "Don't worry, the mineral water will make it very clean." After hearing this answer, the middle-aged man started eating with great peace of mind. A week passed. The middle-aged man ate at the hotel every day and became familiar with a big dog in the hotel. When parting, when the middle-aged man stepped out of the door, the dog reluctantly caught up with him and wouldn't let him leave. The hotel owner saw it, walked up and patted the dog's head, and said softly: "Let the guest go, mineral water." 16 The hunter was hunting and saw two birds on the tree. He raised his gun and shot down one, and found that it was a bird. The hairless one was just wondering when another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn it, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes and you shot her down. . . 17 A certain hotel keeps a parrot hanging at the door. When a guest arrives, he says: "Hello, welcome!" A regular customer thought: I'll come in quickly and see how you react. One day he ran in without hesitation, and the parrot said: "His grandma! It scared me!!!" 18 A child in the delivery room laughed loudly after being born. The delivery nurse was very strange. They gathered around and observed that the child had clenched fists. When he opened it, he found that it was an abortion pill. The child said: Damn it! Want to kill me? Not that easy! ! 19 At the end of the performance, the leader came on stage and took the hand of the beautiful Mongolian actress. He greeted her warmly and kept asking her her name. The actress said excitedly: Malegebi 20 Stand higher and see farther; if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are humble, they will be invincible! Go your own way and let someone else take a taxi. Wear someone else's shoes and let someone else find them. 21 What is depression? I was beaten three times, someone hugged me, my wallet was stolen, my wife ran away with someone, the only porridge left at home was sour after smelling it, my eyes rolled up, I went to the hospital for treatment. The car fell into a ditch! 22 Mooncake fell in love with Mantou and pursued her desperately, but Mantou refused. Mooncake is sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed Bun: My mother said, your stomach is full of intestines. 23 One day the hen flew up to the roof, and the owner angrily said, "Come down. If you don't come down, I will kill all the roosters here and make you miserable." The hen laughed and said, "Finally we can go find the ducks." 24 An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese were walking in the desert. As they walked, they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man floated out. The man said: "I am a god, I can satisfy you." Everyone has three wishes!" The American was the first to say, "My first wish is for a lot of money." The fairy said, "This is simple, it will satisfy you! Let's talk about the second wish." Said: "I want a lot of money!" After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said: "No problem." So the American took He returned to the United States with a lot of money. The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said: "I want a beautiful woman!" The fairy gave him the beautiful woman. The Frenchman said again: "I also want a beautiful woman!" The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said: "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to his country, he asked the Chinese what they wanted. The Chinese said: "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The god gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. The Chinese said: "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The god asked him what his third wish was. The Chinese said: "I miss the French and Americans very much. Please bring them back." The French and Americans were extremely popular, but they had no choice but to continue walking. While walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the stopper, another person appeared. The person said: "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic power is not as strong as his, so I can only grant two wishes for each of you." France Together with the Americans, they thought it would be better to let the Chinese speak first, lest they come back later. So the Chinese said: "Then let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy fulfilled his wish. The French and Americans urged the Chinese to express their second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, the Chinese said to the gods calmly: "Okay, it's okay, you can go away." An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle.

As a result, they were all captured by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and I won't eat you, but you will all have to suffer a hundred blows, but before you get a blow, you can have a wish come true." The Americans were the first to suffer the blow. He said: "Before I hit the board, put a cushion on my butt." After putting it on, the boards fell like raindrops. At first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushion was smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the beating... , the United States walked away touching its butt. After seeing this, the Japanese asked for 10 mattresses. After 1, 2, 3...100 beatings, the Japanese stood up, patted their butts, and said it was fine; then they boasted about their ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese show. The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on my bed."... One day, a farmer went to the city to seek medical treatment. When he saw the doctor, he promised: "Doctor, I have a stomachache." The doctor saw a farmer. , said angrily: "Go, get a urine test, a feces test, and a blood test." Shaoqing, who had returned from farming, looked gloomy and said to the doctor: "Doctor, I swallowed the blood, and I also swallowed the urine, that's the shit." . . . I can't swallow anything I say - -#' 1. The child asked his mother: "How to make a sentence using ABCDEFG?" Mom: "A! This child B is from C's family? Standing barefoot on D, EF is not wearing either, "The little GG is still exposed." 2. The four results of breast enlargement: 1. Very different. 2. Not the same. 3. Same, not big. 4. Different. An elephant asked the camel: "Why is your mimi growing on the back?" Said: "Stay away, I don't talk to the things on the face!" The snake laughed wildly after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel. The elephant turned its head and said to the snake: "Laughter! You have a face with a jiji, you are not qualified!" The driver sent the leader to attend the art party. When the leader entered the venue, the driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said that the leader and I are in the same system. , the security guard said: "JB and Dan are also in the same system. JB has gone in, can Dan go in?" An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars in the garage. There are so many beautiful cars. The boss told him, I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can do it, you can pick one of the cars here and drive away. If you can't, just take yours. Many people couldn't do it without leaving the car, so...he thought, if a five-year-old child can do it, he still can't do it, so he gave it a try. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child went over and kissed her, and he followed suit. Then the child went over and touched the beauty's body, and he followed suit. The third thing, The child took out a small didi and bent it three times... A certain man saw an advertisement: No surgery, no hospitalization, let your genitals become bigger and thicker easily! I was very happy and sent the money immediately. A few days ago, I received the package in the mail and eagerly opened it to take a look! ! It turns out to be a magnifying glass! A woman from a village came to the city for the first time. She wanted to go to the toilet, but she had not seen her for a long time. She had no choice but to ask the police for help: Comrade, there is a public toilet in front. Where is the maternal toilet? I think I am a pervert, I have Oedipus and a fetish for the best mature women. Otherwise, why do I want to fuck her grandma every time I see her face? Some people's love is pornographic films, some are tertiary films, some are comedies, and some are literary and artistic films; I am the worst, my love process is literary and artistic films, comedies, tertiary films, pornographic films, suspense films, and action films. The movie ended up being a horror movie, and what’s even more annoying is that there were commercials... I remember one day not long after I graduated, my girlfriend sent me a text message: “Let’s break up!” Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend again I sent a message: "I'm sorry, I sent it to the wrong person." Now I was completely sad... One night, a naked man hailed a taxi. The female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You I’ve never seen a naked man before! The female driver was also furious: Let me see where you got the money from! A man had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, and he happened to see his ex-girlfriend flirting with her new love on the street. The more he watched, the more angry he became, and he wanted to humiliate them. So he politely came forward to say hello, and said to his girlfriend Xinhuan with disdain: "You don't mind the second-hand goods I have used!" Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend laughed and said: "Every inch on the outside is old, but everything on the inside is brand new!" Taiwanese businessmen doing business in the mainland, because their families are in Taiwan, like to go to sensual places every night. One day, he was unfortunately caught by the police, and his Taiwan Compatriot ID card was stamped with the characters "Insect". He was very unhappy, so he spent some money through connections to get rid of the indecent term. After a week, his friend told him that it was done.

He thought, as long as you have money, is there anything you can't do in mainland China? After receiving the Taiwan Compatriot Certificate, he excitedly opened it and saw three big words stamped inside: Not a pornographic insect. Later, through more powerful people, he wanted to get rid of the three words "not a worm" because he felt that these three words were still indecent, so this time he must resolve the matter. Because he will return to Taiwan next month... His friends also assured him again and again that there will be no problem, but etiquette is absolutely necessary. Another week later, his friend came to him and said to him: This time it was really done! He quickly took the Taiwan Compatriot Certificate and looked at it. It read: "African Fire Insect". At night, one person fell asleep in the four-person dormitory, and three others were discussing how to express love to a girl for the first time. The discussion was lively. The sleeping one woke up... and said: Don't say anything, let's go to sleep... A couple, both 67 years old, went to a sex clinic for treatment. The doctor asked, "What's the problem?" The man replied, "Would you like to watch us have sex?" Although the doctor felt a little confused, he still agreed. After it was over, the doctor said you did a good job and there was nothing wrong with it. So I charged them $32 for diagnosis and treatment. In the following weeks, the couple visited the clinic several times. They made an appointment first and came to the clinic to ask the doctor to watch them have sex. The doctor also announced that there was no problem each time and charged $32 for the treatment. That day the doctor couldn't hold it any longer and asked: "What problem are you trying to find out?" The old man replied: "No, he is married and we cannot go to his home. I am also married and cannot go to my home. While the Holiday Inn charges $60 and the Hilton Hotel charges $78, I only spend $32 here, and I can use my medical insurance to deduct $28..." In order to cooperate with the comprehensive sales of Viagra pills in China, a pharmaceutical sales company specially invited A group of advertising elites write ad slogans. One of them racked his brains and thought hard, but still found nothing. He felt that he was not worthy of the host's hospitality. When he handed in the paper, he looked ashamed. He handed over a blank paper and said: I'm sorry, I can't think of anything. The next day, the best advertising slogan was announced, and everyone was shocked. The advertising slogan for Viagra in China was: I think... I can't figure it out... The professor asked: What do rotten radishes and pregnant women have in common? A student’s clever answer: It’s all the bugs that are to blame. Only scored 60 points. Another student actually got full marks. His answer was: It was all because he took the exam late. Dong Zhuo hosted a banquet for Lü Bu, Li Ru and other confidants, accompanied by Diao Chan. To test their loyalty, Zhuo Mingchan painted his breasts black. During the banquet, the candles suddenly went out. After regaining their sight, everyone's hands were black and only his hands were clothed clean. Zhuo then rewarded Bu, who smiled, showing his black teeth. Question: Who is the most miserable person in the world? Answer: Artillery company cooking squad soldiers! Question: Why? Answer: A cuckold takes the blame and watches others having sex all day long! A few little boys pooled together more than ten dollars to buy toys, but they were worried: What could they buy for more than ten dollars? One of them suggested: Go buy sanitary napkins! People were confused and asked why? The boy said, I don’t know very well, but it was said on TV that with it, you can climb mountains, water ski, play ball, and skate, and be happy and worry-free! Condoms say to sanitary napkins: Sister, don’t go to work. Once you go to work, I will have no business for seven days! Sanitary napkin vs. condom: Brother, just be content with yourselves. If you leak, I will be out of work for ten months! A man and woman were crossing a bridge. There was a tiger glaring at the bridge. The woman thought for a moment and then took off her clothes and passed. The man also took off his clothes and passed by, but was jumped by the tiger. The man is confused? Tiger said: Do you think the stick you have is Wu Song? The female reporter asked the farmer about the origin of mad cow disease. The farmer said that I have to milk ten times a day, but cows can only mate once a year. The reporter was puzzled; the venue owner said loudly: I rub your breasts every day and have sex once a year. How can you not be crazy? 1.Brother, stop touching me! If you touch the top and bottom, the hair will fall off. Such tender skin will bleed when you touch it! How do you want me to sell it in the future? These peaches are all fresh, just forget it if you don’t want to buy them! 2. A row of women were waiting for customers on the street. The 80-year-old woman asked curiously: What are you waiting for? *Female is annoyed: Wait for the lollipop! An old woman also joined the queue to wait for candy and was caught. The policeman asked the old woman: Can she still work even if she has no teeth? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it. 3. A mosquito enters the city and is very hungry. Seeing a young lady with tall breasts, she dived in and bit into her mouth. As a result, her mouth was full of silicone, so she looked up to the sky and sighed: "Oh, food safety is such a problem! Where can I find safe breast milk?" One day, there was a power outage at home, and I was bored in every possible way. I picked up the phone, but no one answered my friend's phone. I put down the phone and walked around the room boredly. Just then, the phone rang. I almost jumped to the phone. "Hello, hello.

"I rarely use "Hello" when answering calls at home, which shows how excited I am about the good rain after a long drought. "Hello, this is the China Netcom Customer Service Center. "A girl's sweet voice. "Ah, okay, it doesn't matter. " "ah? What did you say sir. "Uh... I didn't say anything." What do you want? "Obviously, I lost my temper with excitement." "I want to pay a return visit to see how your broadband is being used." Excuse me? "Don't bother, of course I won't bother, that's too much." "At this time, the other party must have thought that I had a mental problem or that I had taken too many stimulants." "Do you think your Internet speed is fast?" "Well, I can't say what fast is." " "You can log in to our website, where there is a broadband area. There are free movies." "Ah, I have been there. "There are more than five hundred movies available to watch online for free." "How do you feel?" " "The movie is a bit older. "I said regretfully. "(The other party couldn't help laughing and quickly returned to his normal tone) I mean how do you feel about the speed and whether there is any pause. "Ah, this is okay." I just paused while watching "Various Star King". "Really? Is the pause long?" "About thirty minutes." " "ah? No way. "She still didn't believe it. "Why did you pause for so long? Is it a mistake? "No chance. After I canceled the pause, I continued to play." " "ah? Did you pause it yourself? "Yeah, what's the matter? I have something to go out for. Can't I pause?" Then you didn’t tell me earlier. "I'm really aggrieved.".. (The other person on the phone whispered to a colleague for a tissue to wipe his sweat) No~ It's okay, you can pause it as long as you want. ” Then he asked, “Have there been any other problems?” "Let me think about it... By the way, why can't I download that song "I Do", the one sung by Faye Wong." Faye Wong's song is my favorite. It has a unique flavor. Do you like it? "I really like Faye Wong." "Me?" "Why do you think she divorced Dou Wei?" I really like both of their songs. For example..." I rattled off more than 30 songs by Faye Wong and Dou Wei in one breath. When I got excited, I even sang a few lines a cappella. It lasted about twenty minutes. The other party couldn't stand it any longer. "Sir, your singing is pretty good. , but I’m at work and can’t listen to it anymore, which is a pity. " "Oh, yes, you are working. Haha, look, I forgot. What organization are you from? ” “Net.. Netcom Customer Service Center. "The voice on the phone was a little choked. "Oh... China Netcom. What's the matter with you calling me? " As soon as she finished speaking, there was only a sound of "" on the other side of the phone, and then she heard many people shouting her name anxiously... North Korea: Brother, I'm going to do a nuclear test. China: Okay, when? North Korea: 10 . 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　于 PT 1． We have moved, but the address has not changed because we brought the house number with us when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first time for 3 days and the second time for 4 days. Yesterday we went to buy pizza, and the clerk asked. Should I cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces? I said 8 pieces would be enough. I couldn’t finish the 12 pieces. I was afraid that it would be too heavy when I mailed it, so I cut off the buttons and put them in my pocket. Because I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl, I don’t know if you should be an uncle or an aunt. Finally, I wanted to send you money, but the envelope has been sealed.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon, don’t forget to tell the children about things from a long, long time ago: At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, crops grew in the fields, pork was safe to eat, and mice were still afraid. Cat, the court is reasonable. When you get married, you have to fall in love first. The barber shop only manages hair. Medicine can cure diseases. Doctors are there to rescue the injured. When making a movie, you don’t need to sleep with the director. Taking pictures is necessary. For those who wear clothes, the money they owe must be repaid. The father of the child is clear. You can’t sell dog meat with a sheep’s head. You can’t date girls after you get married. You have to pay for shopping. One day a couple was in the park. While walking around, the girl suddenly felt like farting and said to the guy, “Honey, do you want to hear me imitate the cuckoo call?” My husband agreed that the girl farted while imitating the cuckoo call. The girl asked the boy if it sounded good. The boy said the fart was too loud and he didn't hear it. "Why is it that I took more than ten Yuting tablets and my girlfriend is still pregnant?" Last night's dream Meet Brother Chun and Brother Zeng for a 3P! This~ I remember that I liked a girl in high school, and suddenly I was carrying a few pill bottles and asked for leave for injections. In order to win MM's favor, he skipped class and accompanied her on injections to make MM happy. In the ambiguous atmosphere, I casually asked what kind of disease did I have and why I needed to be given a bottle? MM said: I just had an abortion and I need an anti-inflammatory shot. . . . . .