Valentine's day humorous message

1, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, even idiots will finish reading it.

2, you are a little aura, I am a little stupid; You are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; You are a little fragrant, and I am a little drunk; If you are angry, I won't lose my temper. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. I really miss you. Love is eternal, and marriage is impossible. If you have money, we are still destined.

3. You are the wind, I am the boat, and we go far together; You are a rose, I am a flower, and we have a love flower; You are warm, I am home, and we form a happy family; Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!

It's time for me to see you again. Don't bother me. You are troublesome, I am more troublesome, and two people are more troublesome together. But it seems more troublesome to listen to parents' nagging at home alone in February 14. Alas! Waiting for you.

5, looking for you: anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!

6. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

7. If it's a mistake to miss you, I'd rather do it again. If thinking about you is a kind of torture, I'd rather have fun in suffering; If thinking about you is a crime, I'd rather be sentenced to life imprisonment!

8. You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

9, quietly watching you focus, beautiful dreams see you happy, sincerely love you, carefully hurt you, silly thinking about your infatuation, quietly tell you that I really love you!

10, it's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you. When the virus of love comes quietly, when you put the first kiss downloaded from my heart in the recycling bin, I decided to lower my love and format my memories. Do you know my heart is crying?

1 1, blue sky and white clouds depend on each other, green mountains and green waters embrace each other, the breeze and drizzle are so wonderful, you and your lover will always be together, and Valentine's Day is here again. I wish you a happy time and a happy moment.

12, oh! Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

13. If you really love someone, you will be willing to change for him. If a person goes his own way in front of you and ignores the behavior you don't like, then he doesn't love you. So if you don't care enough about him or he doesn't care enough about you, then you don't love him or he doesn't love you. Don't think you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. Cowards will become brave when they meet people they really love, and similarly, careless people will become cautious.

14, Lonely Night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I have no dream since then, but I still have you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. The person you loved, you have no regrets, and you will only be satisfied if you get it.

15, it turns out that I didn't miss you, but I just forgot the influence of that missing; Just like I'm not not breathing, I just forget that I've been breathing! Valentine's Day is coming, I miss you in other places!

16, first love is unforgettable, first love always makes people feel beautiful, and the impulse of first love only knows to love each other with all one's own. After growing up slowly, love is no longer as pure as first love.

17, I miss you so much. I cut off the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all my sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

18, dear, when I "scanned" you, my love "program" began, and others said that we "hit it off". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!

19, according to the information you "sent" to me, it shows that you are very willing to let me open your file. I have a "core" for you. The data downloaded from my hard disk is "I love you". Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

20. How many people will laugh on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed bread is valuable, but the price of steamed buns is still high. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!

2 1, looking at the sky, looking at the ground, just can't see you; Speaking of wind and rain, I just dare not say I love you. I miss you all the time, but I dare not tell you; I don't want you to know my heart, I just want you to know that I miss you! ( m.mrnum.Com )

22. Women should learn to cherish themselves, learn to dress themselves up, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and don't understand fashion. You are not a complete woman.

23. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, lovers get along well, heartless people suffer, spoony people suffer, thin lovers are notorious, passionate people are only a few, and real people belong to me. Happy Valentine's Day!

24, a person, Sauvignon Blanc, Leng Yue is cold, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, and a person is turning on his mobile phone. Looking back on the good old days, I will express my best wishes and send them to you. Happy Valentine's Day!

25. If one day you think of someone who loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I am definitely dead!

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

27, miss, I can't think of you, the night god pulls off the black face; Your heart is happy; The text message is full of love between the lines, and the old man comes from afar and draws a pair of red eyes that miss you.

28, flowers, roses, may you always be bright; Starlight, music, may you always be trendy; Forever, ever, may you be vast forever. On Valentine's Day, when I miss you, I bless you. You are an angel in my heart.

29. Sometimes God is not playing tricks on us, but we are playing tricks on ourselves. Remember not to waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. Falling in love with someone who doesn't love himself is doomed to be hurt.

30. When will you have a lover? Ask a friend by SMS. I wonder if there is anyone around. Can I have a boyfriend? I want to find her, but I'm afraid I'll miss the opportunity. I couldn't sleep all night. Rest is the hardest. How can I beat him? Find a bosom friend on Valentine's Day!

3 1, I am lonely because I miss you every day, lonely because I miss you every night, and always sad because I don't have you. I am sad because I love you. I'm crazy about you all day. Don't let me meet you, or I will shoot.

32. You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

33. It will be very happy to fall in love with smart people, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people change their minds easily. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.

34. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

35. I just want to say to you on Valentine's Day: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I didn't send you a text message, but it was lightning and thunder.

36. Recalling the eventful years of the past, I can't bear to look back. When the evening breeze comes, I miss my friends. How can I beat him? I haven't found a girlfriend for a long time. At this time, I wish all the good men in the world a proper place and spend Valentine's Day with honey!

37. The river of the mind flows forward, and I am waiting for you in the cheerful water. After the familiar fish and shrimp, I offer you and my heart roses, so that the water of true love will be watered forever and never fade.

38, Kuafu chasing the sun is to pick the sun for you; The Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon, picking the moon for you; Shenzhou 7 came out of the cabin to pick up the stars for you. I sent you a message telling you that I made them do it!

39. I had a car accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

On this day, there are no lovers on Valentine's Day! When this special day comes, what I think is-no lover, I want a wife.

4 1. Looking for an object: Jane Doe is elegant, gentle and beautiful, intelligent and kind, and will always stay in my heart. Anyone who knows his whereabouts please contact me as soon as possible and would like to give him a rose! .