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A nifty and lovely greeting

1, don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a message of ten cents, risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic waves at the expense of battery power, so I will give you a New Year's greetings recklessly! Happy new year!

2. Sincerely bless you, good things are chasing you, the supervisor is concerned about you, the disease is avoiding you, the car is letting you go, the plane is avoiding you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, and everything goes with you!

3. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down the phone, put your hands against the wall, and listen carefully: I don't have an appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and I don't have any company after the holiday. Meet again temporarily miss, miss dream miss * *.

4. I wish you a surprise after reading it in one breath: five blessings wishes you a wonderful life again and again, and I send you a carefully prepared gift! Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, conveying auspicious snowflakes.

5, a pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, I wish you happiness.

6. There's a sentence I haven't dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it once in the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-happy holidays!

7. You can blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, plant emerald trees, hang pearl frost and plant agate fruits. Be careful! Happy holidays!

8. Celebrate the festival with constant cheers; Inconvenient to disturb the phone; SMS blessing has fulfilled my wish; I wish your family good health; Have a good time and earn more in the coming year; In case the line is busy!

9. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy holiday. If it is two people, it is also a happy holiday; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

10, if you have money, it's also a mistake. I wish you repeat your mistakes! Happy holidays!