Dragon Boat Festival humorous jokes

Rice fights with big steamed buns, and rice relies on many people. Anyone who sees big steamed buns will be beaten, and no one will be spared, such as big bean paste buns, big sugar buns and steamed dumplings. Big Zongzi was forced into a corner, tore his clothes in desperation, and shouted: Look clearly, I'm undercover.

Turn off your mobile phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me, think about Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi. 7

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I am brown leaf, you are rice, and I wrap you layer by layer; You are the tooth and I am the rice, and the fragrance sticks to you sweetly; How many meters are there in the palm, which means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or brown son will choke you to death! String 5

Zongzi is fragrant and smells good in the kitchen; Artemisia argyi, full of fragrance; Peach branches are inserted in the gate, and when you go out, you can see the wheat is yellow; It's sunny here, sunny there, and sunny everywhere. Wish my dear friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival! String 3

Acacia keeps a piece of heart for a long time, bamboo must be folded in half, and it is useless to wait for a spoon, and a piece of heart is stolen from your eyes. In order to wait for a moment, life and death will be forgotten, and ten hearts will be set on your body, so there is no end to looking for grass.

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On your birthday, I will send you a cake; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you a box of moon cakes. When the Dragon Boat Festival comes, I will send you a glutinous rice. I hope you will plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing. String 3

Everyone praises you for being sensitive and eager to learn, and you are like what you learn. I remember that day when you learned to sing from Andy Lau, it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should imitate Qu Yuan's suicide by jumping into the river, too. How about that?

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Send a sachet with a purse, make a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you as a gift with some deep concern. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

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know what I think? Miss you. Do you know why I miss you? Because I like it. Do you know why I like you? Because of your smell. Do you know why it smells? Because you are zongzi, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

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That night, many steamed buns chased Zongzi. Now everyone knows that the green one is undercover!

A group of zongzi were driven to the corner, and they were beaten to pieces, and all the dumplings were tired. Only then did they hear one of them shout, "Brothers, stop fighting, one of our own, I am the one who was expelled from the shop because of mildew."