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What clumsy confessions have you encountered?

What clumsy confessions have you encountered?

I think what I met can be described not only by clumsiness, but also by fear!

It was at my age when I was as watery as an onion. (Of course, it is the same now. )

In middle school, I was simple (now I am an old driver ヾ (≧ O ≦)) and I knew less. I just concentrate on my studies, being outspoken with others, but seldom say anything hurtful. I don't know how I was targeted by such an ordinary devil in my class.

It is also wrong to say that he is the great devil. He belongs to a very marginalized and sudden emergence, and does not belong to the category of the eldest brother and younger brother in the class, but he can also fight alone, a relatively different existence.

In fact, I really don't understand how long the brain of an animal like a boy has to go back ... If you like others, you should be kind to others, so that others will feel your heart. Turns out this kid has a unique way of picking up girls. He likes hurting me, not only hurting me, but also hitting me. You heard me right, we can easily fight. After class, I ran after him. Although he is thin, his arms are like an iron wall. Every time I hit it, my hand hurts.

But he never spared no effort to hit me. He always liked to hammer my arm and hit me for a long time.

It's really annoying to have such a burden and make trouble every day.

As a result, one day a girl couldn't stand it anymore and asked him why you always like to provoke xxx. As a result, this guy's answer is very concise and straight to the point.

"Fighting is love."

God, he is a junior high school student. From his mouth, beating is kissing and scolding is love.

Who can understand my mentality at that time? It is because of love that I have been beaten for so long. It was the power of love that drove him to hit me for so long …

It's a pity that he didn't understand the essence of this sentence and was doomed to be unable to express his success.