Valentine's day funny sentences

In daily study, work or life, everyone is familiar with those catchy sentences. From the perspective of syntax, a sentence is the largest grammatical unit. What are those widely used sentences like? The following are the funny sentences I compiled for you on Valentine's Day, hoping to help you.

I have dreamed of you countless times, and your figure will appear in my dream almost every night. Don't torture me, okay? Come and stay with me. I'm lonely. ...

2. How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, sleeping in the dark with a gentle heartbeat, thinking of you is my eternal language.

3. I love you so inexplicably and without hesitation. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

4. The nearest distance in the world is not a moment, nor an oath for a year, but the distance between you and my heart no matter where you wander, because you know I love you!

5. You are my favorite! No matter what you become! You are also an angel in my life! I will never forget you, but I will love you more!

6. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

7. Today, I sent a courier to give you and your lover the most expensive chocolates and roses as Valentine's Day gifts. Oh, I forgot, you paid for this gift; I got a job in a gift shop.

8, Sauvignon Blanc, Xiao Yuehan, night cold, lovers' day alone, Gu Ying from sorrow. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

9. Although mountains and rivers can separate people by distance, they can't separate their hearts. No matter where you go, my heart will always be with you, forever.

10, happy! Happy! This is my wish! Comfortable! Soft! This is my blessing! Your happiness! It is my happiness! My love for you will never change.

1 1, you are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future.

12, the moon and stars are right, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

13, you are like dew in spring, nourishing me; Sprite in summer gives me coolness; Autumn maple leaves give me scenery; The sunshine in winter keeps me warm.

14, let my love surround you like sunshine and give you brilliant freedom.

15, love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, it is the expectation of the morning ... How are you, lover?

16, wake up every day and think back to the dream,' You feel so sweet; I miss you at noon and feel very comfortable; I feel happy when I miss you at night; It's good to see you in my dream.

17, I really miss you. My acacia, like a green vine wrapped around a tree, has tenacious vitality and keeps growing every day, and you are the evergreen tree in my heart.

18, love you is non-negotiable. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink again, I will die!

19, you once said that I fell in love with you, just like a hedgehog fell in love with a rose. I chose to leave in order not to hurt each other. Valentine's day is coming, hedgehog wishes roses in the distance: find the little prince as soon as possible and be happy every day.

20. White clouds are floating in the blue sky, and red flowers are lined with green leaves. If you are willing, I am willing, I am willing to swing the boat of love with you and shake it to the happy harbor of love.

2 1. A real warrior should dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles.

2. I am single and proud. I save rubber for my motherland. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

3. Without hard work, comrades, the revolution must still be successful.

Chopin, if you can pop up the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.

5. If two people have been together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

6. Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, you are online, and I am invisible.

8. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

9. I like when you are plump. Why are you so thin now? What makes me feel sorry? Oh, my wallet!

10, I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

1 1, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

12, I said I was a director and she slept with me. The next day, I said I was an animation director, and she cried.

13, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously!

14, you are not a traffic policeman in my mind, and you have no right to interfere in my direction.

15, don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

16, don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop my camera.

17, the wind blows and the water cools, and the strong man beats the dog, which is gone forever.

18, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

19. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my affectation?

20. People say I am thin, but I am not obviously fat.

2 1, people are iron, rice is steel, and you don't pretend to hold back for a day.

22. What can I say? There are still a few people who have a secret crush on me, and I know it.

23. When I heard the teacher say that the fine would start again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

24, the wife said: Compare the two fish who are handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.

25. You are calm because you are not afraid. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

26, my god, I want to be handsome every day.

27, a lot of things are between not saying grievances and saying melodramatic.

28, the reality of the past, the evil species left behind is called memory.

29. Most people kissing in the park are not husband and wife. Deliberately explained in the scene, most of them are not friends.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

3 1, I want people all over the world to know that I am very low-key.

32. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

33. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

34. Others laugh at me too much, and I laugh at others for not opening up.

35. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

36. Life is like enjoying it if you can't get rid of it.

37. I have been infatuated with you for a long time, and my brother is a little narcissistic!

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

39. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

40. There are thousands of men in Qian Qian, so it is really impossible to change them every day.

4 1, why don't you study bulletproof vests with your face?

42. The growing, painful and happy days are called youth.

43. Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and pour the water, light the pot!

44. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

In this world, sincerity is scarce and should be thrifty.

46. How many children who are tone-deaf gain confidence from a song?

47. Women are like clothes, but elder sister is something you can't wear.

48. The road in Xiu Yuan is very long, so I'd better take a taxi.

3 1, buy your own roses, forget it, you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

2. Valentine's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus. Amen! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you!

3. The perfect message of Valentine's Day: The recipient will never break up and will always be the lover's favorite. Trouble will never come near you, and a smile will always hang on your mouth. Please cherish this message. May my blessing always be by your side!

4. People are still the same, dreams are still the same, and husband and wife still love each other; Years change, youth changes, and your heart and mine remain unchanged. Happy Valentine's Day!

5. I wrote my thoughts about you on a note and was blown away by the wind; I wrote my thoughts about you all over the streets. Sorry, I was taken away by the police! But I also wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

6, I don't want to go to heaven, I don't want to go to hell, I want to stay on earth, love what I love, hate what I hate, I don't want to be detached, I would rather stay in the world of mortals and degenerate!

7. I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you for three times and four dates, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you.

8. Domestic pigs are kept at home, wild boars are born in the mountains, and stupid pigs are reading this message. If the stupid pig is laughing, the fat pig is angry, and the dead pig is ignored, even the pig is not as good as the person who doesn't reply. Happy Valentine's Day!

9, miss, I can't think of you, the night god pulls off the black face; Your heart is happy; The text message is full of love between the lines, and the old man comes from afar and draws a pair of red eyes that miss you.

10, I am water and you are mud. We were molded into heaven and earth together, and then smashed into pieces in the sun. You and I refuse to grow old in the debris. Happy Valentine's Day!

1 1, my love is like the stars in the sky, countless; My feelings are like cabbage gangs, which can't be cooked badly; You treated me like a beggar, left some affection behind and ran away. Please love more.

12, I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years!

13, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose, and sneeze occasionally, which means I am thinking of you! Happy Valentine's Day!

14, since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I hold you when I leave, carry you when I am tired, carry you when I am cold, hold you when I am hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. You, I have no temper, because I love you so much! I miss you so much on Valentine's Day!

15, Valentine's Day Tip: Reliable news, if you don't buy flowers for your wife on Valentine's Day, she will put a handful of dishes in your vase and wait for you to get a feather duster at home, kneeling keyboard! So be sure to buy flowers to go home!

16, don't be sad or worried when you meet your lover on Valentine's Day. I secretly brought Cupid's Arrow and sent it to you by this short message. It won't be long before you can enjoy the sweetness of love! Happy Valentine's Day!

17, you and I are like two hemispheres, which together are a whole. Feelings are the adhesive, the deeper the feelings, the stronger the ties!

18, you are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, nose and mouth, dripping and drooling.

19, oh! Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

20. There is a crescent moon in the dark night sky, with flowers in white hands. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Since we care about each other, let's get married!

2 1, holding your hand is like holding a dog; Touching your head is like touching a monkey; Holding your waist is like holding a cat.

22. Dear, after scanning you, my love "program" will be "started", and others say we "hit it off". It belongs to "hyperlink". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"! Happy Valentine's Day!

23. On Valentine's Day, I think you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!

24, Valentine's Day, lover's robbery, personal conspiracy, lover's robbery, lover's robbery, once and for all, one, although I can't spend this Valentine's Day with you, I can't give you a rose that should have belonged to you long ago, but I will use my love for you to water this red rose and wait for you to get it!

25. Thank you for your acquaintance in this life. I miss you so much that I'm sure you are the love of my life. Without you, my life is bleak. How much I need you, come back to me: RMB! Happy Valentine's Day!