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What do heroes and soldiers say?

-=Undead=-

Servant=Construction Sound=

- The damned stand ready! The damned stand ready! The damned stand ready!

=Selected sound effect=

- My life for Nazul! Ner ''Long live zhul! (Nazul should be Ner ''zhul, the boss of UD, the same below)

- I wish only to serve! Obedience is my destiny!

- Thy bidding, Master? Thy bidding, Master?

- Where shall my blood be spilled? Where shall my blood be spilled?

- I bow to your will.

=Action/Perform Action Sound Effect=

- Yes, Master! Yes, Master!

- I gladly obey. I gladly obey.

- My fate is sealed. My future is unknown.

- Thy will be done! Your wishes have been done!

=The sound effect of scolding the player (just like clicking multiple times in StarCraft)=

- This is the hour of the scourge! The era of divine punishment has arrived!

- Death shall cleanse the world! Death shall cleanse the world!

- All I see is blackness... Oh, my hood''s down.

- Let blood drown the weak! Let the sea of ??blood drown the weak!

- My life for Aiur! Uh, I mean Nazul! Long live Aiur! Ah, I mean Ner ''zhul!

- The living be cursed! Curse the living!

- Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Page 246. Would you like to know the secret to eternal happiness? Turn to page 246.

- Once you head down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny! And you get dental.

=Attack Sound=

- [.vs Heroes] I am sanctified! I am sanctified!

- Death shall reign! The undead dominate everything!

- Fear the Reaper! Tremble in the face of death!

- Let life cease! Life, end!

Ghoul- (Note: All other sound effects are noise)

=Scolding player sound effect=

- Me eat dead people! I eat dead people~

- Me scary! I am so scared~

- Me eat brains! I eat brains~

- No guts, no glory! Not greedily How can you gain glory by eating!

Crypt Lord - (Fun note: his death sound filename is ''PitFiendDeath'' not ''CryptFiend'' )

=Build Sound=

- The sleeper awakes! The sleeper wakes up!

=Selected Sound=

- Proceed! Go ahead!

- Make your choice! Please give instructions!

- You rang? Are you calling me?

- I await. Stand by.

=Action/Perform Action Sound Effect=

- [Summon Vile Insects] Rise! Get up!

- By Narube!** In the name of Narube!

- What''s done is done! Act on orders!

- The time is now! It’s time!

- Yes, Master! Yes, Master!

=Scolding player sound effect=

- What a tangled web we weave! What a tangled web we weave!

- Spider sense tingling.

- Last week my top half was on the Discovery channel.

- And my bottom half was on Animal Planet.

- My ass always gets bloated during my spin cycle! (Note: lol) My ass always gets bloated when I spin silk. !

- I like chicks that are into bandage! (Note: rofl!) I like chicks that are tied up with bandages

- I''m stuck on bandages, ''cause bandages are stuck on me!* I'm stuck on a bandage because I'm stuck on a bandage!

=Attack Sound Effect=

- [.vs Heroes] Fall before the scourge! Fall before the scourge!

- For the Spider Kingdom! For the Spider Kingdom!

- Be drained of life! Drain your life!

- You may feel a sting. It may hurt a little ~

Gargoyle- (Note: It’s all noise and no words)

Meat Wagon - (Note: All noise and no words)

Abomination-

=Build Sound Effects=

- Us hear and obey!* We obey orders!

=Selected Sound=

- What we do?* What do we do?

- Egghhhh?* Huh?

- We done waiting! Done and waiting!

- Hmmmm.

=Action/Perform Action Sound Effect=

- Us go!* Let’s go!

- Egghhhh?* Huh?

- Random terror!* Random terror!

- (Growl) roar

- (Growl) roar

=screaming player sound effect=

- We come in peace ... es! Our peaceful arrival... (composed of fragments).

- Happy entrails! Happy entrails!

- You got us in stenches!

- Choke! *burp*

- (Growl) roar

- Us dead sexy! We are so sexy!

=Attack Sound Effect=

- [.vs Heroes] All for one! (Note: There is also one for all!) All things are unified

- Kill ! kill!

- (Growl)

- Tear meat! Tear into pieces!

- Rip! Rip!

Necromancer-

=Building Sound=

- The shadows beckon! The shadows are calling!

=Selected Sound=

- The dead shall serve! The dead shall serve!

- The restless dead await! The endless death awaits!

- What does the shadow will? What is the shadow's will?

- This better be good! This better be useful!

=Action/Execution Action Sound Effect=

- [Corpse Bomb] Bloody corpses! Bloody corpses! (Corpse explosion? It was canceled long ago)

- [Summon Skeleton] Awaken! Wake up!

- Intriguing!

- For the Lich King! For the Lich King!

- Let Darkness guide me! Darkness, guide me!

- As the shadow wills! Obey the shadow's will!

=Scolding player sound effects=

- Every man lives, not every man truly dies! Everyone has survived, but not everyone will truly die!

- I love the dead... frequently! I love the dead... frequently!

- I see undead people!

- You smell something? Oh, its just the troops! Ah, this is the army!

- Right click for hot, undead action! Click right to watch the undead dance show

=Attack sound effect=

- [.vs hero] They''ll all be mine in the end! They will all eventually become my puppets!

- Die! Die!

- Tremble before the scourge!

- None shall survive! Kill without mercy!

Skeleton- (Note: All noise and no text)

Banshee-

=Build sound effects=

- Let my cries chill the living! Let life tremble with my scream!

=Selected Sound Effect=

- You call to me? You call me?

- You brought me back? You brought me back?

- Why have I been summoned? Why have I been summoned?

- What must I do? What must I do?

- High!* high

=Action/Perform Action Sound Effect=

- If it pleases you.

- Yes. Yes

- If I must. If I must.

- I must obey. I must obey.

- If that is your wish. If that's your wish.

=Scolding player sound effects=

- Let this torment end! Let the pain end!

- How long must I suffer? How much more must I suffer?

- U. N. D. E. A. D. Find out what it means to me! U N D E A D, tell me what it means!

- There is no banshee, only Zul!** There is no banshee, only Zul.

- I hate you, I hate you... call me! I hate you, I hate you... call me.

=Attack Sound=

- [.vs Heroes] My death awaits! Death awaits me!

- Die! Die!

- Feel my pain! Feel my pain!

- Your soul shall (Note: There is another word after ''shall''. I have played it more than 30 times and still can't hear it clearly. It sounds like it starts with ''m'' but I've tried everything starting with ''m'' and found it doesn't quite match.) Your soul belongs to me!

Ice Dragon- (Note: All noise and no text)

Shadow-

=Build Sound=

- The damned return ! The cursed is reborn!

=Selected Sound Effect=

- I shall be your eyes! Let me be your eyes!

- My sight is yours! My sight is yours!

- What needs revealing? What needs revealing?

=Action/Perform Action Sound Effect=

- Let''s see.

- I''ll look into it.

- All shall be revealed. Reveal everything

- I go unseen! Exploring the unknown

=Scolding player sound effect=

- I''m but a shadow of my former self. I'm just a shadow of my former self.

- What I do in death echoes in eternity! My death echoes in eternity!

- Death is its own reward! Death is its own reward!

- I''m having a mid-death crisis! I exist between life and death

- I ain''t got no body! (singing) I have no body ~~~~

- I''m invisible, gaseous, and deadly! I'm invisible, gaseous, and deadly!

=Attack Sound Effect=

- [.vs Heroes] Glory to the scourge! For the glory of heavenly punishment!

- More souls for the Master! More souls will belong to my Lord

- Die! Die!

- Let screams fill the air! Let screams fill the sky!

- Feel my rath! Feel my rage!

- For the Master! For my Lord!

Death Knight- (Hero, Town Center)

=Construction Sound=

- The pact is sealed! The pact is sealed!

=Selected Sound=

- You called? Did you call me?

- My patience has ended! My patience has ended!

- I am the Darkness! I am the darkness!

- My vengence is yours! You are my revenge!

=Action/Perform Action Sound=

- Let battle be joined! Join the battle!

- As you order! Follow orders!

- Hiyah! Hiyah!

- At last!

finally!

- For the Lich King! For the Lich King!

=Scolding player sound effects=

- Has hell frozen over yet? Has hell not frozen over yet?

- I am the one horseman of the Apocalypse.

- I hate people, but I love gatherings! I hate people, but I love gatherings!

- I''m a Death Night Rider! Muh ha ha ha I am a death Knight (Dead Night Knight)! Ahahaha

- Blueca!**

- Don''t touch me... I''m evil! Don't touch me... I'm evil!

=Attack Sound=

- [.vs Heroes] Let terror reign! Let fear reign!

- Feel my rath! Feel my rage!

- Ride or die! Run away or die!

- By Nazul! In the name of Ner ''zhul

The Lord of Fear- (Hero, Town Center)

=Build Sound=

- The night beckons! The night is calling!

=Selected Sound=

- Greetings! Greetings!

- What, mortal?

- What is it now?

- I must hunt soon! I act immediately!

=Action/Perform action sound=

- That was my plan! It was my plan!

- Agreed! Agreed!

- Very well. Very good!

- You thought of that?

=Scolding player sound effect=

- If I have wings, why am I always walking? Since I have wings, why am I always walking?

- (phone ringing) Yes? Arrgghh! For the last time, I''m a Dread Lord, not a Drug Lord! Hello? ah! ! Let me say it for the last time, I am a horror king, not a drug king!

- This is not a dress, it''s the standard Dread Lord uniform! This is not an ordinary costume, this is the Dread Lord standard suit!

- Dress to kill! Blah! Dress to kill! nonsense!

- (phone ringing) Yes? Darkness, hey, what''s up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No, I don''t have his number. Hello? The Lord of Darkness? Hi, how's it going? Demon Hunter left you a text message? Oh no, I don't have his number.

- And then, after I overthrow this fool... Oh! Hello! I didn''t know you were there. That

- Imbisile! Incredible

=Attack sound effect=

- [.vs Heroes] Your soul is mine! Your soul belongs to me!

- I hunger! I am hungry!

- Deathrageous! Deathrage!

- Die! Die!

Lich- (Hero, Town Center)

=Build Sound=

- The ancient evil survives! The ancient evil survives!

=Selected Sound=

- I am sworn to Nazul! I am loyal to Ner ''zhul!

- Thy bidding? Your order?

- Direct me! Direct me!

- Yours to command!

=Action/Perform Action Sound=

- [Awake] Cllleeaarrr! Got it! ! !

-[Frost Armor] Nazul protect them!Ner ''zhul protect them!

- [Glacier] Freeze! Freeze!

- [Summon Ice Dragon] Rise from your grave! Rise from your grave!

- So be it! Exactly so!

- By your words! Listen to you!

- It it destined! This is destiny!

- Dead man walking! The dead man is walking!

- Chilling! Chilling!

=Scolding player sound effect=

- Could you chew that up for me? Could you chew that up for me?

- I''m so poor, I don''t even have calcium deposits! I'm so poor, I don't even have calcium deposits!

- I am the Ghost of Warcraft past. I am the Ghost of Warcraft past.

- I hear that banshee''s a real screamer! I hear that banshee''s a real screamer!

- You should see the skeletons in my closet! You should see the skeletons in my closet!

- Im hoe chap!**

- All the ladies dig rigor mortis.

- You are the Weakest Link, goodbye! You are the Weakest Link, goodbye!

=Attack Sound Effect=

- [.vs Heroes] For the burning Legion! For the Burning Legion!

- Embrace the end! Accept this ending!

- I will crush you! I will destroy you!

- Embrace the cold! Accept the cold!

Crypt Lord

Crypt Lord

Ready - "From the depths I come." ---I come from the abyss! (I come from the deep!)

Warcry - "For the frozen throne." ---For the frozen throne!

What1 - "Speak." ---Speak.

What2 - "I have heard the summons."---I have heard the summons.

What3 - "Time is fleeting." ---Time is fleeting. (It is the emperor of the ancient spider empire)

What4 - "My might cannot be matched." ---My power is unmatched!

What5 - "I serve only the frozen throne." ---I only serve the frozen throne! (I only appear in the expansion pack.)

Yes1 - "Ill see to it." ---I will pay attention.

Yes2 - "By Nerub." ---For Nerub (Spider Empire).

Yes3 - "Indubitably." ---Without a doubt.

Yes4 - "Cheeky." ---Cheeky.

Yes5 - "Ill consume the living and the dead." ---Disease destroys the living and the dead.

YesAttack1 - "Oblivion awaits." ---Absolution awaits.

YesAttack2 - "Feel the venom of Nerub." ---Feel the resentment of Nerub!

YesAttack3 - "Raid!" --- Raid!

Pissed1 - "The scourge will devour all." ---The scourge will devour all!

Pissed2 - "The strands of destiny weave only a web of death." ---The web of destiny, the web of death.

Pissed3 - "It was good to be the king." ---Being a king feels good.

Pissed4 - "Humans check in. They don't check out." ---Humans check in, but cannot check out.

Pissed5 - "I'm the fifth beatle."---I am the fifth beetle. (I'm the fifth Beatle. *beatles, Beatles, Beatles, the famous four-piece band*)

Pissed6 - "And they say Blizzard games don't have bugs." ---They say blizzard's games don't have bugs. (They say Bizzard’s games have no bugs.)