The other person is slow to reply to the message, so I want to talk about him in a humorous way. What should I say?

1, alas, I fell asleep when you replied to the message, and my sweet passion was exhausted by your indifference.

2, the hardware can't keep up, but the software is still very strong, and the line is leveraged!

Don't help me. I'm not drunk. The road ahead will move. Help me keep that road.

It must be my network card. It took me a long time to receive your letter.

All the flowers I have been waiting for have withered.

6. Your mobile phone is finally connected to the Internet. 7. Your Internet is as slow as a snail.

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Humor is also classified. Different humors will leave different impressions and have different influences on others:

1, friendly humor

It refers to sharing and discovering interesting things in daily life with everyone, entertaining others and improving interpersonal relationships, aiming at creating intimacy and happiness. This usually happens when two people are familiar with each other. They will increase their affinity by exchanging some interesting things in life, such as telling jokes to make people happy and telling stories about small animals.

2. Self-improvement and humor

Also known as self-improvement humor, it refers to using humor to alleviate difficulties and embarrassment, which is similar to taking pleasure in suffering. This kind of humor can make people realize their own shortcomings and defects, accept them, or look at the world with a game mentality. Zheng Li believes that this kind of humor helps to maintain a peaceful mind, reduce negative emotions, improve positive emotions and enhance the tolerance for setbacks.

3. Ridiculous humor

It is aimed at personal spit and ridicule, such as making fun of other people's shortcomings. This situation is mostly used for performance, and humor is used for the pursuit of comedy effect. Zheng Li suggested that unless two people are very close or used to the "mutual darkness" mode on weekdays, they should try not to use this form of humor.

If you don't handle it properly, the mocked object may think that he has been attacked, disrespected, etc. , thus causing unnecessary disputes.

4. Self-deprecating humor

In other words, laugh at yourself for fun. Advanced self-mockery can reflect a person's life wisdom, language innovation ability and humility. Self-mockery usually appears when others question and deny it, and the self-mocker will wisely lower his posture, resolve the embarrassment and even make others laugh.