Wedding greetings, teasing and funny words

1. Dude, you finally got married! The bride and you are a good match, with a plump figure and red skin, so everyone says that you are a couple of pigs! When the time comes, two cute little pigs will give birth to a cute baby pig. Don't forget to treat me to a wedding banquet again! I wish you love and sweetness!

2. Congratulations, brother, you are finally naked in this beautiful autumn! I wish you and your lover sweet happiness and eternal love!

3. I have been brewing for a long time, conceived a lot, deliberated a lot, considered a pair, and finally found out that the simple sentence is the best: Happy wedding!

4. First, I'm tired of my wife's anger, and second, I'll sleep on the floor and my wife will sleep on the bed. Husband and wife worship for her and work hard for her! Haha, I won't scare you, my brother envies you, and I have already won the beauty. I wish my dear brother a happy wedding!

5. Dear friend, I heard that you got married, so it's really hard for you these days. You have to marry a wife and receive a red envelope. When it's really hard, brother, I'm always at your service! Haha, I won't joke with you. I wish you my dear friend, and I wish you a sweet, loving and happy couple!

6. Cup and water and cup, there is a cup of water to show value, and there is a place to live. Today, flowers bless you, firecrackers pray for you, and everyone congratulates you. I celebrate for you. May you grow old together and have a happy life!

7. hey! Dude. Married so soon. I can't come because of something. But I still want to sincerely wish you a happy wedding! Be careful of your health!

8. May the fire of your sincere love, like the rising sun, grow stronger as time goes by; Let many waters not be extinguished, nor can floods be submerged!

9. May your love life ripen like the fruit of a fig tree; Like a vine blooming and fragrant, it bears witness to the fragrance of Christ, and tells the deeds and glory of God with the heavens and the sky every day and night!

1. In this spring-blooming day, you two will always be United, as the saying goes, a pair is made in heaven and a pair is born in the earth! I wish you both kindness and love, and grow old together!

11. My blessing got married with my mobile phone, and I sent the invitation by SMS. I wish you more happiness, less sorrow, zero risk factor, 1 safety factor, health every day and happiness forever!