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What are the advantages of being single? What are the disadvantages?

As a single dog, of course, I think being single has many benefits.

First, when people are in love for a long time, they will be bound by an idea, and they should think of each other in everything they do, and consider whether they will be unhappy or not. This is the bondage of thought. With this idea, people will think about whether it is better to be alone or tired in love, so this is the first benefit.

Second, single people are more free and will not be tied down by someone. Being alone is more casual, I can do whatever I want, and I won't spend too much time on love, but do what I want to do.

Third, there won't be too much worry if there is no object. After having an object, I will think about how to please each other all day, how to make each other happy, whether he (she) will be unhappy after doing something, how to coax him (her) when he (she) is angry, how can I maintain this relationship for a long time, how can I keep our love fresh all the time, he (she) has so many friends of the opposite sex, whether I will be green one day, and so on.

fourth, being single saves money. If you are a girl, falling in love should not cost too much money, just your usual expenses. But if you are this boy, God, please come and save me. You can think about it carefully. It costs money to go out to eat. You can't let girls pay for this money. This shows that we are not gentlemanly. Going out to play always costs money, if nothing else, it's all money to take a means of transportation, which can't be paid by girls.

If it's a girl's birthday, it's even scarier. First of all, you must have a birthday present. Secondly, you must go out for a meal after a birthday. A simple meal is hundreds of dollars. If you meet her with several bad girlfriends, you will be miserable. "Our good girlfriend has a birthday, will you not give us meaning?" If you don't give it, you won't want to live a good life in the future. They are together every day, and your ear will give you a casual blow, and your little life will be comfortable. If your feelings are further sublimated, it's time to go to the hotel to discuss life. It's still money. They all went to check in, and you asked a girl to pay for it. You didn't care about her. Besides, the cost of opening a room is not small. You have to go there several times a month, or you can't stand it. How much RMB do you need after several months? This is still mass consumption. If there is something more demanding, such as taking a trip or something, then the cost, who knows. So it's good to be single, at least you don't have to worry about money.

Fifth, being single has the pride of being single. When everyone around you has a partner, only you are still single, you can proudly say to them, Look at you people who fall in love, you will know show show show all day, and look at me, and you are alone. I don't want you to be henpecked and afraid to catch your breath in the face of the atmosphere. You can laugh at them as much as you want. How cool.

well, that's what I think is the advantage of being single. It only represents my personal opinion.