Guo Degang's line "You want to marry me!"

You have to marry me, right?

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Guo: A lot of people came today! Yu: It’s full. Guo: It’s full after excluding the empty seats. Yu: Is there such a calculation? Guo: I have been calculating the time just now because I was afraid of traffic restrictions on some road sections (traffic restrictions in Beijing during the National Day, and the subway ran out very early). Yu: Yes. Guo: I originally wanted to say less. (It’s not good to shout from the audience...) Guo: They said one by one that if you are not afraid, I will be even less afraid. Don’t make noises. You are all people with ID cards. Yu: We are checking this. Guo: Many people came today, thousands of people. Yu: Many people. Guo: Yes. A whole family came. Yu: It was Guo: Some came with children. Yu: Yes, a whole family! Guo: Some came with their wives... Some came with other people’s wives. Yu: Huh? You can see this. Guo: Look at the show of hands. Who is bringing someone else’s wife? Yu: There are really some hands raised! Guo: If you risk yourself, is this... like Mrs. Qian? Yu: Who? My wife went to the theater today... Guo: She went to the theater with others... No matter who she brings, I hope you are happy. Yu: That is. Guo: Some people say that Brother Qian is not angry either. . Yu: Hi! Guo: It’s okay, there’s nothing we can do about it. Including filming, Brother Qian's performance, contact between actors and actresses, it's normal. (Yu: Of course) Because of work, anyway, over the years, the two of them have sometimes quarreled over these things. Yu: No. Guo: Ah, yes... my sister-in-law asked, you... there is nothing like this in the world. Breathable pants Yu: Drink, you always wear open pants when you go out Guo: Not airtight, not airtight, there is no wall that is not breathable Yu: Wall! Guo: Yes, yes, yes. My sister-in-law also asked, "What's going on? When I looked at the photos that day, there was a photo of me and the actress taking a photo together. What's going on?" Yu: What's the matter? Guo: Hey, it's just a joke! Yu: Yes Guo: My sister-in-law was very happy when she acted on occasion. "What a TV series you are doing!" Yu: Am I always like this? Guo: Anyway, no matter what my sister-in-law said, Brother Qian was not in a hurry. Yu: That’s right. Guo: I never glared, never made a face, or moved my hands. Yu: This is also called Lianxiangxiyu. Guo: Which bathhouse? Yu: What are you doing in the bathhouse? Guo: Does Lianxiang take a bath? Yu: Why did you go to this place? Guo: Did you say Lianxiang takes a bath? Yu: Lianxiang cherishes the jade. Guo: Lianxiang cherishes the jade. Ah, everyone hopes to have a good family, and everyone hopes to find a suitable partner, but it is quite difficult to be honest. To be honest, Yu: It’s not easy to find Guo: Let’s take women as an example. Those who are beautiful don’t go to the kitchen. Yu: Hmm. Guo: Those who work in the kitchen. They are not fashionable. Yu: Hmm. Guo: They are fashionable and they spend money indiscriminately. Yu: Hmm. Guo: They don’t spend money. Yu: Uh-huh, Guo: I can’t see the feminine one. Yu: Uh-huh. Guo: I can’t look at the one I can see. Yu: Well, it’s not good at all. Guo: Everyone hopes to have a happy life. Marriage, many poems from ancient times to the present have written about this kind of content and themes: Are there many? Guo: Alas, Guan Guan Jujiu, in the river island, a graceful lady, a gentleman likes to quarrel. Yu: This is a famous paragraph. Guo: Hey, what is it called? Oh, I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. My sister wants to cross the river, so come and push me... (There are a few lyrics from Pan Changjiang's "Crossing the River" in the middle) Is there a boat? Yu: No! What is this? This is Guo: I remember ancient poets wrote a lot of this stuff. Yu: This is not among the ancient poems. Guo: Actually, I also hope to have a good marriage. Yu: You Guo: There is one in front of me. It’s a very good painting, a particularly happy oil painting. The sky is clear, the water is green, the birds are singing, the flowers are fragrant, the creek is gurgling, the forest is green, and a few seagulls fly by the river... Yu: Just wait a moment... by the river Are there any seagulls? Guo: The seaside, a few river gulls flew by the seaside... Yu: Don't talk to me anymore, you are so stupid. Guo: Anyway, a few birds flew by. Yu: That's okay. Guo: On the tree-lined path, the princess and the prince were two. They walked slowly hand in hand, followed by a white horse, grazing and strolling leisurely, while the prince sang softly.

Yu: What are you singing? Guo: "How glorious it is for me to be a diesel worker!" (It should be "How glorious it is for me to be an oil worker") Yu: Okay, you better go to work Guo: Sesame oil? Yu: What about diesel? Guo: Diesel sesame oil? Yu: Oil! ...No one sings this. Guo: Oil Prince, from Saudi Arabia. Yu: How did the horse come here? Guo: I bought it here. Yu: Hi. Guo: I sing to everyone I meet there, "Our motherland is a garden. The flowers in the garden are so bright. The Dutch sun shines on us..." Yu: I don’t even know the lyrics. Guo: The lyrics are so good. The Dutch sun shines on us. On their faces, Americans can all smile: Hey~~A happy ending in the world. Guo: Everything is just like a fairy tale. The prince and princess started living a life without shame. . . Yu: A life without shame. Guo: This is a fantasy of mine. I also had a girlfriend back then. Yu: I also had a girlfriend. Guo: Her name is "Shuang". You can't tell her last name. Anyway, her name is "It's so cool"... Whenever I go to their house to look for her, I stand downstairs and shout, "It's so cool! It's so cool!" Do you know how many people in the community push their windows to look at it? Yu: People don’t know what you are doing. Guo: Call her by her name. Yu: Is this calling her by name? This is Guo: She is gentle, elegant, and very cute. She works as Miss Guan Gong in a sales office. Yu: Don’t ask, you My girlfriend must be blushing, (Guo pointed at Yu with an angry expression) Nonsense, what is Miss Guan Gong? Guo: Miss Guan Gong is selling a house. Yu: The public relations lady is called Guo: Almost, almost... When we have nothing to do, we The two of us sat together chatting, playing chess, and drinking tea. Guo: Now I feel like I was in a dream. Burning incense in the room, we sat across from each other. Guo: I opened the tea can. , take out Tieguanyin, sit down with water, pour it with boiling water, pour out the first brew (four sounds), the water for making tea cannot be drunk: It’s Guo: Let’s drink from the second brew (one sound)... I Drinking tea again and again... Yu: How stinky you two are. Drinking tea again and again. Guo: Drinking tea again and again... You haven't drank tea, right? Yu: I have, but I haven't. Guo: You have to look at the color to get such a flavorful taste. Yu: How fresh it is. Guo: It was very yellow at first, but then it stopped. Yu: That’s because I got angry. That’s... I drank it one cup after another, making tea Guo : I'm sorry, I can't remember. When I think of her, I get very emotional. I'm sorry~~ One sound (four sounds) and another (one sound) Yu: Hey, hi~~ Don't bother with this. Guo: I treat her in every possible way. Yu: Yes Guo: She also mentioned this Yu: Really? Guo: She said to me affectionately: "You are so good to me. In the next life, when you are a cow or a horse, I will also pull grass for you to eat." Yu: Two beasts. This is (Guo hits Yu) nonsense, she When the cow becomes a horse, do you still feed you grass? ! Guo: If I act like a cow or a horse, then that’s it. Yu: Isn’t that still two people? Guo: One, she is not.

That good time later passed, and we often quarreled with Guo: We also fought, and the quarrel was very fierce. She accused me of "You are callous and unreasonable." I said, "You are callous and unreasonable." You are callous, ruthless and vexatious. I am not callous, ruthless and vexatious. If you want to say that I am callous, ruthless and vexatious, it is not as good as you. ... Yu: Which crosstalk woman did you marry? Guo: After the quarrel, we broke up. Yu: That was Guo: She left me a note, "Don't look for me again, I'm dead." Yu: Dead... Guo: She said she broke up with her. At that time, I I was so stupid, there was a bolt from the blue, and the sound of pants was heard: the sound of pants? What are you doing with your pants? Guo: Those people all said, "Ah, what, the sound of pants?" Yu: There is no Zouerhuayin in this place, you know, a kū chā sound... a kū chā sound doesn't sound like anything! Guo: Don't mess with me. Yu: Who messes with you? Guo: This is lyrical. Yu: What kind of emotion are you expressing? It makes me cry. Du Guo: My beloved Shuang, she died unexpectedly. I went to the community again. Looking for her Yu: Also looking for Guo: I stood downstairs with tears in my eyes and shouted, "It feels so good, it feels so good..." More people were watching. Yu: How fresh, different stages. This is Guo: This stinky gangster Ah... I feel uncomfortable in my heart. Anyone who has lost the chaos knows this: People who have lost the chaos? Guo: Is this movie out of order? Yu: Lost in love! Guo: Oh, lovelorn, I felt very sad, I gritted my teeth and never looked for a girlfriend from now on. Yu: Yo Guo: Later, many people tried to persuade me, and I said, don’t persuade me, my heart is dead, and time is fleeting. , time flies, maybe time is the best medicine, I began to think that I would never fall in love again. Yu: Huh? Guo: Day by day passed, and I figured it out on the third day. Yu: Just kept silent for three days. Guo: I didn’t find the right one in the first three days. Yu: I didn’t take my feelings into my heart at all. Guo: Alas, in my community, I have no intention. When I looked up in middle school, a girl waved to me Yu: Hello... I met the right person. Guo: I didn't know until later... She was cleaning windows. Yu: Cough! Don't look at the towel in your hand, just look at your hand. Guo: Suddenly, I feel that spring has come again. Yu: Oh... Guo: I was waiting for her at the gate of the community, and finally I saw her, curling up and beautiful. Wushuang Yu: It looks good. Guo: I walked over like a gentleman and stretched my legs... Pa, it fell over there. Yu: Oops! A gentleman still does this. Guo: He reached out to help her, "Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person."... I said it wrong. Yu: Nonsense, you told the truth. Guo: She stood up and walked away. Yu: Ignore you. Guo : Looking at her back, I was stunned. She was so beautiful. Yu: Oh? Guo: Such a beautiful woman is rare in the world. She looks like a fairy, looks like a fairy, has a plain mouth, and has a handsome waist. The wind and moon can tell. She is like a flower and like a jade, so she is overwhelmed by all the Chanjuan. She secretly thinks that this is not a peach banquet, but why did Chang'e leave Guanghan in the moon? She is like picking chrysanthemums on the Nanshan Mountain. Gillian girl, I am like that Edison Chen... Yu: What are you doing! Singing and singing, these two people came out again. Guo: I am determined to chase her. Yu: I want to pursue her. Guo: It is in a community, so it is very convenient to chase her.

As soon as she left the community, she bought a newspaper, and so did I! "What a coincidence, you are also buying newspapers." Yu: Ignore you. Guo: Let's go... Waiting at the bus stop at the door. "What a coincidence, you are also waiting for the bus."... The supermarket across the door, I also met "What a coincidence, you are also visiting the supermarket." Yu: Hey Guo: I came out of the bathroom to wash my hands, "What a coincidence, you also peed on your hands?" Yu: If she really peed on her hands, would you still chase her? Guo: Why are you so rude to others? You know how central you are! Yu: Is it so close? Guo: That girl stood there and asked me, "What are you going to do?" Yu: You made it clear. Guo: "I said I admire you very much. If you think there is something wrong with me, I will change it." The girl nodded, "What do you think of me?" Okay, I'll change..." Yu: There's no drama at all. Guo: I failed in love again. When I was feeling depressed, someone introduced me to a girlfriend. Yu: Oh, introduce me. Guo: Let's meet outside. The weather is cold. , the leaves are all peeling off, the west wind is rising, the northern wild geese are flying south, it is already late autumn. It's cold. Guo: The two of us sat on a big bench in the park. I took a closer look at her. She is about 1.4 meters tall: That's right. Perfect match for Guo: Small face, purple. Yu: Purple? Guo: She has freckles on her face. I wonder if she is an endorser for LV. Yu: I have never heard of it. You can’t paint your face for endorsements. Guo: Her appearance has exceeded people’s imagination. This woman is so easy to recognize. It has a very post-modern style, and it must have a lineage from Transformers: I’ve never heard of it. Guo: I was stunned for a long time. Yu: Oh. Guo: She took the initiative to break the deadlock and said, "Hello". Let me look at her. Yu: Yes. Guo: Are you the "rescueman invited by the monkey"? Yu: Hey, I remembered this sentence. Guo: Humph~~What do you call it? I... My online name is "Reject"... Oh, I didn't expect that the name is so different from my own. The online name is "Reject", which shows that I am very noble. Yu: Reject Guo: Why did you choose such an online name? , I think it’s better to call it rejection. Adding the radical makes it more implicit. Yu: What about removing the radical? Guo: Big color... Yu: Oh~~~ I met a female pervert Guo: Ah, haha... really Burly, haha…. . . Don't look at me because I'm fat, I have a thin waist, don't look at me because I look ugly, my nickname is Beauty. How much does the girl weigh? Two hundred and six... Later I realized that I had been fooled. Yu: What's wrong? Guo: The scale is only 260 kilograms. Yu: It’s all over. Guo: I sincerely admire you, girl, you are such a man. Yu: What are you talking about? Is there anyone who praises women so much? Guo: She was so happy that she took out a razor from her pocket...chichichi...... (imitating the sound of an electric razor shaving stubble) Yu: I'm so scared because of the rash. Guo: This is nothing, the past two days I also took nude photos and posted them online: You? How is it? Guo: I didn’t expect the post to go viral. Yu: Okay, no one wants my naked butt. Guo: Why do you talk so dirty! Yu: Nonsense, isn’t that what it means? Guo: I am a eldest daughter... Yu: I have never heard of eldest daughters carrying razors. Guo: Take out a pack of cigarettes and blow out a smoke ring... To be honest, I have never seen such good cigarettes in so many years. Circle, big and round... One more, one more... I like to see this good, good (like vomiting, convulsing violently) Vomiting all over the floor Yu: Even dinner was revealed Guo: I didn’t say a word, Sitting there and not daring to speak, she also stayed here. Someone came over and drew a circle on her face, and wrote the word "split": Okay, I really can't look at this. Guo: I think they are a little bit It's too much, I sighed, don't take it to heart.

She was very grateful and gently fell on my shoulder. A photographer came over and took a photo, which was later named "The Love Between Humans and Ghosts." Yu: Oh, how shabby this person is. Guo: This photo was sent abroad. , Saddam praised the "beautiful girl" and strangled her to death! Yu: Is Saddam so emotional? Guo: After sitting there for a long time, he still had nothing to say. He asked me, "Are you hungry? Let's go eat." I said, "No, I have an upset stomach. I dreamed of eating noodles yesterday and found that my shoelaces were gone in the morning." Yu: This is a dream. ? This is not a night tour! Guo: I'm not hungry... Let's go and have a meal together. He took me and walked away. We walked hand in hand. A friend came from the opposite side and looked at me and was very happy. "New Tibetan Mastiff?" Yu: Okay. Well, it looks like a dog. Guo: I will bite you to death (Yu: Is it still a dog?)... I found a restaurant and was about to enter. The waiter stopped me and said, "Sir, we don't allow pets here." I said, take a closer look. Take a closer look at this... I came in and sat across from each other. It was very atmospheric. I ordered a vinegared peanut and a fried red fruit. Each of us had a glass of apple cider vinegar: Should we just eat this? Guo: I was jealous. Yu: I looked at her. Guo: After eating for a while, she suddenly asked me, "You have to marry me, how about we get married?" I was so stupid at that time that I was sweating. I said Don't joke, I may not be suitable for you, it's okay, I can accept you, think about it, if I followed you, what an educational significance it would be, wouldn't it cost me my life? I understand what he said, If I marry her, it will be like donating to the Red Cross: Huh? Guo: It’s like renovating the Great Wall, it’s like apologizing for the hidden secrets. Yu: Hey, okay, it’s a good deed. Guo: I say no! If I don’t go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell! She was also anxious and slapped the table, "If you don't marry me, I'll find someone to marry here!" The restaurant owner came over and said, "You shouldn't be doing this. Do you think all the guests have run away?" Yu: All Afraid of marrying her Guo: If I tell you to leave, I won’t. You’ll pay me for the loss of my youth! Yu: That’s what I said. Guo: I said, how much can you lose on this day? You can set a price, one thousand yuan! Yu: Not much Guo: I'm really anxious. If the tiger doesn't send the cat away, do you think I'm critically ill? Yu: Huh? You're going to die. This is Guo: I'm so angry that I can't speak. How could you do this? Let's set a price. She said yes. When I looked outside the window, I said OK. Let's listen to Yu Qian's words. Yu: I Outside Guo: There is a statue of Teacher Yu outside. Many viewers and fans of Teacher Yu like Teacher Yu, so I made a statue of Teacher Yu. It is taller than the real person, with combed hair and a suit, with the back of the hands here, greeting the audience... ... Let’s all look at Teacher Yu’s hand. Let’s give it five hundred, okay? Yu: Did I say it was five hundred? This is to say hello. Guo: You said one thousand, I will give you five hundred. The price of pork has increased, so you will give me five hundred. I said the pork is still edible. Do you think it has any use value? Well, tomorrow. Tomorrow, at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, go to the statue of Teacher Yu. Give the money. Yu: Well, give the money. Guo: I don't think it's worth it for her to leave. Where, it costs 500 yuan for me to walk around for a day? Find a friend, quickly, go to the Yu Qian statue, knock off three of them with your fingers, give two hundred, Ang. Yu: Me Guo: Well, the arrangement is over. At ten o'clock in the morning, we meet under the statue. I take out two hundred and give it to her. Take it away. Why? Why? Teacher Yu said give it two hundred. Look up and see that it didn’t make me mad. This hand looks like this... (the thumb and little finger are left behind). Yu: Knock on these three! Guo: Knocked out these three Yu: Hey, okay, one more hundred Guo: She was so happy, six hundred, Teacher Yu said six hundred Yu: These two people really listened to me Guo: Put me I was so angry, ah, there was nothing I could do, just give it to someone else. After I gave you 600, I turned around and went to my friend... You are so wicked. I asked you to knock those three. Do you know that I spent too much? Yu: Hey Guo: He's happy to hear it here, you think it's an advantage Yu: What's wrong? Guo: If I knock it like this, you have to pay eight hundred...