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Lonely Little Wild Cat, Passionate Diary
Lonely Little Wild Cat, Passionate Diary
Mr. F went to Japan on a business trip last year. I saw a post on the Internet "How do sisters usually send text messages to tease their boyfriends?" 》All kinds of answers made me laugh out loud. It happened that I changed my mobile phone number that day, so I sent him an anonymous text message: "Boss, do you need special services?" He ignored it.
I sent another one: "Lonely little wild cat, passionate, delivered to your door, I guarantee your satisfaction."
After a long time, he When he called me, the first thing he said was: "Are you very busy at home?" I was shocked: "How did you know it was me?" He said: "Only you can be so boring." After thinking about it, he said, "I will do it the day after tomorrow." Come back."
"It's so soon, isn't it next week?" "There is a temporary change."
Not long after, his colleague came to the house for dinner and talked about the trip to Japan. , a colleague said: "F didn't even attend the celebration party. After finishing his business, he rushed to the airport without missing a second. He said that no one was home and he wanted to come back to take care of the cat. He looked around and asked curiously: "Where is your cat? ? My face turned red. F picked up a piece of braised fish and put it in my bowl. He said calmly, "It's timid and afraid of strangers." "I can't wait to bury my face in the bowl. ;
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