22 April Fool's Day Red Packet Blessing

You can't guess the puzzle. Admit it, you are as wise as a fool. It's good to be cheated, and it's a blessing to suffer; The following is the "22 April Fool's Day Red Packet Message" compiled by me for you, for reference only, and you are welcome to read it. April Fool's Day (1)

1. When April Fool's Day arrives, I say hello to you, please have a light meal, treat you well, I won't refuse, remember the location, walk 1 meters east outside my house, turn right when you see the road, hey hey, that yellow dog has just finished pulling. Stupid! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I invite you to dinner! Is your mind full of moving exclamation points or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never cheat you. After all, please leave me alone, believe it or not.

3. You are beautiful, you are beautiful. The parrot has a crooked nose and legs, and its personality is a bit like Zhang Fei's. Its beard and eyebrows are like running water. It is most afraid to see you open your mouth, and people who are born with buckteeth will be scared to fly. When they see you, they will back off and shout that they have met a ghost.

4. Give you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your figure, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth bean, pistachios like your eyes, and durians like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu Zhishen's and my affection is longer than Guan Yunchang's, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Seismological station predicts that there will be a micro-earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight with a quilt, a toilet on your head and a straw in your nostrils.

7. Love your face, your chest, your flesh, your skin, your neck and thighs, your liver, your lungs, your body and smell. I love you-roast duck.

8. The quality of the short message depends on the curative effect. Stare at this short message for 2 seconds, and you can see: Is your speech clear, your mind is not lacking, your nerves are normal, and your IQ is not zero? That's right. Haha, see more and more effects. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

9. You are my heart, my liver, and my darling; You are my intestine, you are my stomach, and you are my constant comfort; You are my hand, you are my back, you are the back of my palm; Happy April Fool's Day for my dog!

1. Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

11. Only I know how much you have paid for today and how much sadness is hidden under your strong face. I know, I know your pain, the heartache you can't tell! How can they not inform you on April Fool's Day!

12. Last night, I dreamed of you: eating a Manchu banquet and living in Shangri-La; Wear fine clothes and take a Cadillac; Look at the scene and enjoy a happy life; Travel around the world, lottery period ... Wish April Fool's Day dream come true!

13. Teach you a happy spell; Ansi bamboo Ansi bamboo, Ansi bamboo, Ansi pure bamboo, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

14. Although it is not Valentine's Day, there must be flowers, because I don't want you to be short of money! Although it's not Chinese Valentine's Day, there must be clouds, because I don't want you to get dizzy! April Fool's Day, may you be happy!

15. It is said that my Mr Right is a hero in the world, and one day he will step on a colorful cloud to marry me. I guessed the leader, but I didn't guess that he has a pig head that can read short messages!

16. I collected several tons of "Fools Every Year" and put together several baskets of "Fools Get Water". I wish you "Fool of the Century" and learn the wisdom like a monkey as soon as possible. Bajie doesn't hurry to thank you. Haha, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

17. Sending nonsense will cost you money, but sending nonsense will evaporate, and you will regret it. Spending money on sending nonsense will cost you money, and sending nonsense will cost you money! I don't believe this dime won't stun you.

18. Chickens are used for laying eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go from house to house for food, sheep will be grilled in the future, dogs are used to people, and you are waiting to get out of the circle. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Tell your wife the good news. When I went out today, I met a good thing, and I found 1, yuan in money. I couldn't help crying and laughing. Today, the zodiac is predicted, and everything is smooth sailing. Don't laugh, silly wife, it's easy to pick up the money. April Fool's Day wishes his wife a giggle! Red envelopes on April Fool's Day 22 (II)

1. Since I met you, you should be very clear about your position in my heart. Except for you, others are a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are ... two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. The lion was bitten by a bug. The lion looked down angrily, but couldn't find it! At this moment, a ladybug climbed up! The lion went up to hold it down with a palm and scolded, "smiles send us light! Wear a Tang suit and think I don't know you? "

3. April Fool's Day is coming. In order to have fun with you, I, a fool, sincerely send you this short message with endless foolish taste. I wish you to be a happy" happy "person: you are capable and foolish, and you are innocent and foolish; Life is like water for fools.

4. I am particular about texting. If the other person is smart, trick him; if the humorous person makes fun of him; if the person is slow, I will remind him not to be fooled. When April Fool's Day comes, be careful when receiving text messages. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Real gold is never afraid of blazing flames; Pine, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; Idiot, still staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

6. Five million won the lottery, and the business was promoted to the backbone; The house loan has been repaid, and it will become a martyrdom when you wake up. Are you beautiful? However, I forgot to tell you the most important thing: all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!

7. I am not active in my work and have problems with my salary; Love is not active, and there are physical problems; The answer is not positive, and there is something wrong with the brain. It turns out that there is a reason why you never answered when to invite me to dinner. I was wrong about you! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. It's a pleasure to miss you. It's a great pleasure to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

9. It really scares me to hear that you have been trafficked. Although you have been suffering from dementia since childhood, you are harmless to the society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm really worried about him. It's strange to sell you! Happy April Fool's Day!

1. God gave me a treasure bowl, which changes when I think about it. When I accidentally think about you once, it changes into a you. I can't stop thinking about you, and it keeps changing. In the end, you are all over the house, so I am worried. How can I feed so many piglets?

11. Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice, and you always lose hair! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. I take you for a walk in the morning. Dressing up is the coolest. You roll over, jump up and down like dancing. You say you can't hold back your anxiety, and your hind legs will stain the tree. Who knows, you're not ashamed, and you're still playing dumb. Happy April Fool's Day!

13. I often remember that at sunset by the stream, you opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar, but you didn't spit out your tears. You held your mobile phone in your hand, wrapped your head in a mop, hummed a fool's song and danced with a madman. Wow! Whose pig is so cool, haha, April Fool's Day is here, pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. April Fool's Day in the Year of the Tiger, fools have fun with tigers. I wish you: the year of the tiger is like a tiger, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist-strong body; In the year of the tiger, there is fox gall, and the fox is fake and tiger-extraordinary courage; In the year of the tiger, there is tiger luck, and the tiger goes down the mountain-there is no stumbling block! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. Wife: Tell me about my advantages. Husband: gentle, kind, sexy, beautiful, intelligent and wise ... Wife sighs: I am so excellent, how can I have a crush on you? Husband: I don't blush because I tell lies.

16. Your hobby is shopping and you see beautiful women drooling. My pet is a turtle, and he can bark like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father, and you don't have to work and rest every day. The holiday is coming, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

17. You are a song in my heart, and the song name is Happy Pig. It is a song left in my heart, and the singer has big ears. I want to ask, are you tempted? Is it braised in brown sauce? Or steamed or fried?

18. Friend, why are you so beautiful? You have long hair, shawl head, big eyes, round and bright, bright and lovable, smart and beautiful, and you are the most beautiful in a jade skirt. Don't look down, my friend. He is a pet dog. Today is April Fool's Day, sorry!

19. April Fool's Day is really lively, and laughter is heard everywhere. The population of fools is high, and people are frequently recruited. A fool is not annoyed, but he is not afraid of ridicule. May your mood be wonderful and your life be happy everywhere. Happy April Fool's Day! Red envelopes on April Fool's Day 22 (III)

1. Is a dime a lot? Are our feelings worthless? The answer is definitely no! In order to prove your sincerity, you will send me ten short messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

2. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you infected April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are striding through your body.

3. Dear customer, hello: Due to the rainy day, the system failed. In order not to affect your normal communication, please put your mobile phone in the water! Thanks for your cooperation!

4. ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear-braised pork.

5. Beauty smiles when she sees you, and money depends on you when she sees you. She sleeps late every day and doesn't have to run around. If you want to be brilliant, there will be sunshine, and if you want to travel, there will be a bus. Why life is so wonderful, because April Fool's Day is coming, your festival is up to you!

6. Without flowers, spring will be lonely; without passion, the four seasons will be mediocre; without me, you will lose someone who cares about you the most! Without you, Little Rabbit would ask, "Who should I race with? "

7. Dashagua is wet with mud, baited with white black mud at night, wet with deep-stem ice wine, lazy with wet mud at night, set up a shelf to wash the monkey for a change, and watch the fragrant wine wet with mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to reveal the love, the chopsticks will make the tree happy. April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

8. We should be careful about all notification matters today. Don't give financial bonuses, don't believe in emergency meetings, don't listen to leaders' calls, don't invite guests, don't give gifts, and don't smile after receiving happy text messages. April fool's day should be smart and less fooled!

9. Although I am paid for my work, I drink a little wine after work, my wife and children are hot on the kang, and I travel around on weekends. I only deduct a dime from the phone bill by sending a text message to say hello. Piggy, do you think it's especially good to be alive?

1. You are my exclusive memory, the quatrain of my poems, the sweetness I want, the temper I enjoy, the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and the precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!

11. Your quality is as strong as plum blossom; My personality is as subtle as a glacier; You have a convincing connotation; You have the coolness that makes people dump; So we respectfully call you "Mei Chuan Inner Cool"! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Urgent notice: A patient has escaped from a mental hospital in our city and is wandering in the streets. Please be careful! The patient's characteristics: like to take a fake mobile phone to read information! The mantra: psycho!

13. On April Fool's Day, a wolf came to the pig village. The piglets all hid in the house, except a pig staring at the mobile phone and reading short messages. The wolf saw it and wondered: Aren't you afraid? Pig shook his mobile phone and said, Don't you dare touch me ...

14. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. I once had a sincere love, which I didn't cherish. I will regret it if I lose it. If I can come again, I will say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

16. Urgent reminder: There may be a tornado in recent days. Be sure to take two 1-kilogram dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the storm. Those who weigh less than 5 kilograms must be doubled.

17. Weather forecast: RMB will be deposited in this region tonight, and there will be checks in the northwest sometimes, and there will be gold bullion in some areas! The meteorological department reminded the public to prepare big sacks and prepare to make a fortune! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. A asked: What's the matter, you look sad? What's the matter? A: It's April Fool's Day. How come no one tricked me? Look at the two idiots, how popular they are, and how attentive they are when they receive a spoof message. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

19. You are fresh and refined, you have the best temperament, you are noble and elegant, you are beautiful and moving, you have a great figure, you are lovely, you are the flower that everyone loves and flowers bloom, happy April Fool's Day! 1. This short message has only one purpose, to test your IQ. If you delete this message, your IQ is low. If you save this message, you are mentally retarded. If you reply to this message, you are an idiot. If you forward this message, congratulations, you are still saved. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. According to your birthdates's calculation, you are sure to make a windfall today. First blow an explosive hairstyle, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand, and walk along the street with a porcelain bowl in your left hand, saying "Come on!"! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my fairy brother, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are-stupid. Happy holidays!

4. You are a romantic figure through the ages, swallowing Wan Li like a tiger, and counting the heroes of the time is yours; Looking for you in the crowd, suddenly looking back, you are hiding in the corner and snoring.

5. My love for you is hidden in my heart, and my thoughts about you are buried deep in my heart. I am infinitely happy with you, and I miss your heart all the time without you. Now, I just want to tell you that I am stupid at this moment. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. You are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so whoever you catch will be cheated! I sent you this short message for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

7. Today is April Fool's Day, so be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that you always look at text messages with your mobile phone, and you grin the most seriously. You should be careful!

8. With this product, you don't need to take medicine or be hospitalized, your eyes will immediately become bigger, you will see things more clearly, and the price is very low. Have you guessed what product it is? Haha, magnifying glass! Happy April Fool's Day