In fact, we women are very easy to coax.

1. My daughter is in kindergarten and still can't read. One day, she picked up the cap of a beverage bottle and ran over to show it to me: Dad, another bottle. Let me see. Ask her, do you know the words above? She said she didn't know. I said, then how do you know? She said that the first two words are the same as thank you for tasting, but they are different from each other. One day, Ben went to the flower and bird market and saw a boss selling fish and a turtle. He asked the boss: How long can the boss live with this turtle? The boss gave me a look and said, under normal circumstances, it should not be a problem to feed a turtle and send it away for three generations.

One summer many years ago, my grandmother in the distance called me back and said that I had something very important to talk about. Face to face, she looked at me majestically: your distant cousin, who is not related by blood, is 38 years old this year, because her father forbade her to fall in love before the postgraduate entrance examination, which delayed her personal events. Did you get a look at him? My dignified answer: a little big. It's not easy to introduce my grandmother. I mean, have you thought about it?

The friend answered rock and roll, and the woman paused and said, are you still so talented? The friend said: Nothing, just roll the sheets on WeChat!

Long ago, two tailors came to see the king. They claim that they can make the most beautiful clothes, but stupid people can't see this. The tailor dressed the king and asked him if he was beautiful. The king couldn't see the clothes, so he insisted that he was beautiful. The tailor praised the king for his cleverness. On the parade the next day, the king happily announced that he would make a suit like this for every girl in the country.

6. My family arranged a blind date for my cousin. When they met, the woman had a good impression on him and said shyly, I don't mind if you have no house, car or deposit, as long as you are good to me. As a result, my cousin said, you have no talent, right?

7. Who are you? You are so kind to her all day. She is my girlfriend. He is your boyfriend, isn't he? He is so kind to you. No, just a friend having a good time.

8. A buddy quarreled with his wife and wanted to give her a necklace to forgive her, but he didn't know how big she was wearing. She got up in the middle of the night and measured her with a rope, but she woke up. . .

Stop it! Take him to the hospital! !

9. Chatting with my daughter-in-law to coax a woman, I said: I really won't coax a woman to be happy, and I won't coax you every time.

Daughter-in-law: Actually, we girls are easy to fool. If there is no star, it is ok to fool two diamonds. . .

10, friend, started to borrow money half a year before marriage, looking for friends everywhere to lend money to others; After marriage, the financial power is monopolized by the wife. . .

Then he asks for it as soon as he has no money, and life is so chic.

A text message to coax a woman

A text message to coax a woman

1, baby: sleepy, want to sleep; If you are thirsty, drink water; Bored, don't worry; Dry, don't fire; Happy, want to be; Smile more; Care and accept; Lonely, hidden. Remember to have me around.

2. It takes one day to wait for a sunrise; It takes January to wait for the full moon; It takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; Wait all your life and love you all your life. Love you forever.

3, baby: don't feel tired, just rest; Don't feel hungry before eating; Don't feel cold before adding clothes; Don't be sleepy before you miss me. Take care of yourself and your health!

4, give me a second, I will miss you, give me a minute, I will care about you, give me a whole day, I will miss you, give me a lifetime, I will protect you, give me a short message, I will say: I miss you!

I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you! I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace!

6. Don't forget to cover the quilt at night, so as not to catch a cold and cry; Pay attention to the change of temperature during the day, and it is uncomfortable to catch cold and get sick; Don't spend too much time online at night, lest you get up late and miss the time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy.

7, sell a sincere, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, this is the only one! It can be warmth, care, consideration and consideration. Promise free maintenance for life. Welcome to "call" and talk about the specific situation.

8. What is love? Cats fall in love with fish and are reluctant to eat it; The wolf fell in love with the sheep and could not bear to swallow it; Clouds fall in love with the sky and are unwilling to disperse; I fell in love with you and decided to rely on you all my life!

9. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

10, moved to love, hit on your feet, even if the pain is also a kind of happiness; Touched by love, put it on the chair, calm down and enjoy it slowly; Moved by love, keep love in your heart until you are old, and your position is still there.

1 1, just walk with you, and you won't be tired after a long time; Walking with you in the street in summer, holding an umbrella to shade you; Pass you a cup of herbal tea to make you feel cool. You are more beautiful this summer.

12, after the storm, I anchored my heart in the rainbow. In the silent night sky, I parked my heart on the moon. In fact, I want to park my heart in your harbor most. Where you are is the other side of my happiness.

13, different times, different places, different languages, all writing stories related to you, the same feelings, the same smiling face, the same mood, all copying the unchanging love for you. In a word, love you, two words, forever.

14, there is a hot girl at home, quick-tempered, straightforward, healthy and beautiful in vain. You are my white lady, and you will love me all my life.

15, no matter whether life is wandering or wandering, I will keep you in my heart, let deep affection impact my heart every day, let my pulse beat all my thoughts, and let information convey the hope of loving you forever.

16, sooner or later, it's good to meet you, more or less, it's good that you care about me, it's good that the wind or rain can hold you, and it's good that we are together. Dear, may you be happy because of me.

17, don't ask how vigorous our love is, don't ask how sad our love is, don't ask if our love has an afterlife, just want our love to be flat and light in this life, and join hands for life.

18, draw a heart, put on tenderness, put on a bunch of flowers, put on beautiful acacia, taste a piece of candy, taste the taste of happiness, and convey a feeling that I don't love you all the time and miss you every day!

19, love has two periods: natural shortage and old age; Love has two words: I love you and you love me; Love has two places: Tianya and Haijiao. Love is not two parallel lines, because the world between us will have an end. Let's hold hands and carry out love to the end!

20. No matter whether my life is stable or not, I will keep you in my heart, let deep feelings impact my heart every day, let the pulse drive all my thoughts, and let the information convey your wishes!

2 1, diary full of smiling faces, full of traces of happiness; Make a calendar full of marks, leaving a sweet mark; It's an open secret that I only have you in my heart; Hold your hand in this life and never part.

22, flowers, leaves, send text messages to send thoughts; The wind returns, the road turns, and the soul mate is happier; The stars are continuous, the months are continuous, and the New Year wishes are from the heart; Water drops, raindrops, love you forever!

23, the sound of flowers, the wind knows, the wind broadcasts a slight fragrance; When the rain falls, my heart knows something and my heart writes something; Read your voice, dream of knowing, dream of hiding acacia; I miss your voice, I know: How are you?

24, red beans pass acacia, text messages send affection; A little bit of acacia, affectionate greetings; Life gains and losses, I accompany you; The future is bittersweet and determined not to give up; My heart is like a rock, I will never forget it!

25. The dolphin wants to give the angel a kiss, but the sky is too high! The angel wanted to give the dolphin a kiss, but the sea was too deep! I want to give you a hug, but it's too far! I can only send you a message and tell you gently: I miss you!

A joke to coax a girlfriend.

A joke to coax a girlfriend.

1. Manager Huang is 40 years old and looks older.

One day, a new employee came. When he saw Manager Huang, he quickly went forward to flatter him and praised Manager Huang for looking young. Manager Huang asked him to guess his age, and the new employee said, you just turned 50.

Manager Huang shook his head, and the new employee quickly asked, how old is the difference between my guess and your actual age?

Manager Huang said: 10 years old.

The new employee said excitedly, Manager Huang is really young. 60 years old, I really can't tell.

2. At the bus stop of a small town in central America, there was an argument between whites and blacks. They argued over getting on the bus first.

In order to settle the dispute, the bus driver suggested that everyone should regard themselves as green people, and everyone should be equal, in no particular order, so as to drive. Everyone is willing to agree for the sake of time.

So the driver announced: now boarding! Light green people go first, and dark green people go last.

In the early years, a company bought a computer and put it on someone's desk. One day, the man was asked by the leader to talk. The leader said: although this computer is on your desk, it is mainly for your own use, but it is not your personal property. You write my computer on the computer, which has a very bad influence.

So, my computer was renamed our computer.

One day, three people who can talk big met, and A immediately suggested a competition to see who can talk big. He said first: I hold my head high and my chest down to earth.

B said: I sit on my head and stand on the top of the sky.

C said: My upper lip is close to the sky and my lower lip is close to the ground.

How is your head and body?

C said; I only have one mouth.

It is said that people with special eyes sometimes can't see things on their faces.

One day, he went shopping to buy a hedge. It happened that there was a pockmarked stall on the roadside, so he asked: How much is this hedge?

Asako was very angry and spat at him.

He felt his face wet, wiped it and said, Oh, this is not a hedge, this is a watering can!

6. Once upon a time, a carpenter and a teacher lived together. Carpenters look down on Mr. Wang and often find some difficult words from ancient monuments to tease Mr. Wang. One day, he found that the word tea was one more horizontal than the word tea, so he wrote a teapot and asked Mr. Wang if he didn't know it was a trick, so he read it as a teapot. The carpenter laughed: you don't even know the word tea, but you still teach!

A few days later, Mr. Wang found a broken broom in the yard. He sawed it off and carved it into a furry little monkey. He asked the carpenter what wood the hairy monkey was carved from. The carpenter looked at it for a long time but couldn't answer. Mr. Wang said with a smile, it turns out that you have been a carpenter all your life, and there are also wood you don't know!

7. A visits B's home. B bought a fish to entertain. A looked at it carefully for a while, put the fish under his nose and smelled it. B is a little unhappy.

B: Do you think the fish has gone bad?

A: Sorry, I just talked to the fish for a while.

Talking to fish?

A: Yes, I'll ask it about the news at sea.

What did it say to you?

A: It says: Sorry, I haven't been in the sea for over a month!

8. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a puppy sweater. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size.

Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

9. The first time a person got airsick and vomited on the plane, the stewardess took an empty bag and saw that it was almost full. She went to get the bag and told the passengers not to vomit.

But when I came back, I found it everywhere. I asked why, and the passenger replied, didn't I say I can't throw up? Seeing that it was almost full, I took another sip and everyone around me vomited.

M: I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me?

Do you want me to have a bad day? Xiao Fang, who has always been careless, works in the campus library, helping to clean and water the flowers. When watering the flowers, she always spills the books around her on the floor. It took about a week before the situation improved slightly. One day, she carefully watered a pot of bright flamingo flowers, only to see the head teacher of the library standing by staring at her. She thought the teacher would praise her for being more and more careful. As a result, the teacher said to Xiao Fang with a straight face: You are watering the plastic flowers now.

1 1. In the morning, when I wake up from my sleep. I saw you leaning on the back of my hand. I smiled and reached out to touch you, but you ran away. So, I couldn't help reaching out to hug you, but you ran away again. Finally, I hugged you! But you just died in my arms! Your blood is mixed with mine, and no one can separate them. I looked at the gentle kiss you left on the back of my hand, which was the last gift you left me. I lost my life for this kiss. Is it worth it? My dear mosquito!

12, a man woke up in the morning to find his wife dead.

At first, he turned pale with fear. Then, he ran downstairs in shorts and shouted: Lotus! Lian!

His maid, Lian, was preparing breakfast in the kitchen when she heard her master calling her and asked, What's the matter, sir?

The man replied: I cooked an egg less this morning!

13, tell you a good news! It is said that there will be an unprecedented wonderful shower tonight. It is said that a long-haired chimpanzee in underwear will fly across the sky with bananas. However, I have important things to do and I can't see this spectacle. What a pity! ! You'll be fine ~! So many people look at you ~

14, the referee is quite dissatisfied with his daughter's boyfriend: I told you that that person is unreliable and lazy, and is not suitable for being a lifelong partner.

The daughter glanced at her father and said, your penalty was wrong more than once.

15, a murderer escaped into the dormitory of two women, threatening a woman with a knife in her hand and saying, what's your name?

She said: My name is Meiling.

The murderer said: it has the same name as my mother, so I won't kill you! Ask another woman: What's your name?

I used to be Shanshan, but now everyone calls me Meiling, she said fearfully.

16, a man asked his friend: Why do you laugh when you smoke? Does this smoke smell good?

The friend replied: No, I just read in the book that smoking a cigarette shortens life by 5 seconds, while smiling will prolong life by 10 seconds, so I have to smile every time I smoke and earn back 5 seconds for my life. The passenger asked the conductor, Comrade, does this bus go to Zhongguancun?

The conductor replied: Yes.

Passenger: Please stop at the entrance of the village!

Everyone is dizzy.

17, a person has been raising chickens for several years. One day, he suddenly wanted to eat chicken, so he decided to kill it. So he boiled a large pot of boiling water and went to catch chickens. I saw the chicken fly and jump into the pot. In less than a minute, I saw that the chicken was completely hairy. The host was overjoyed and was busy cutting out the intestines, cleaning them and putting them in the pot. Just as he covered the pot.

18, a Mr. Chen went to visit a friend named Wu. Unfortunately, Mr. Wu is not at home. The door is closed. His name is doorways: Is there anyone inside?

The son of the Wu family asked, who is calling outside? May I have your name , please?

My last name is Erdong.

The son of the Wu family immediately said that it was Uncle Chen.

Chen asked if your father was at home?

The son replied: Dad is not at home.

He went there.

He went to the back hill to play chess with the monk.

What time are you coming back?

I came back early, but I slept with the monk late.

Mr. Chen thinks that Wu's son is very clever. He goes home and tells his son about it. His son thought that if there was any difficulty, I would tell him.

The next day, Mr. Wu went to the Chen family. His son was the only one in the family, and the door was closed. He shouted, Is there anyone in there?

......

19, I once sent a fax to a factory. After dialing the number, a beautiful female voice came from the other end of the phone: this is a recording telephone fax machine. If you want to send a fax, please press the start button after hearing the beep. You can't leave a message here if you want to. You will faint at once!

20. One day, Mrs. Li accompanied her husband to attend Mr. Li's homecoming. When she walked to the meeting place, she met Mr. Li's first lover, so Mr. Li did not hesitate to introduce this to her: Xiao Fang. It was introduced that Mr. Li thought that the world war would break out, because he had told his wife that Xiao Fang was too ugly to break up with him (his purpose was to drift past his wife). As a result, Xiao Fang knew at a glance that she was more beautiful than Mrs. Li now, but Mrs. Li was already very pregnant and said with a smile: Oh! Xiao Fang, I finally combined your name with your body. Say that finish looked at Mr. Li.

2 1, a couple. They gave birth to a child named Ben.

One day, Ben ran away from home. They went to the police station. The policeman asked the woman what's your name? She replied: My name is Guangwu Zhu Xia! What did the police say about you? He said: My name is Li Guangxian, and the police in Awa, our department, said that you are in stable condition today. We are stable and stupid. (Stabilize your benzene)

22. When the poverty alleviation working group went to the countryside, the family planning cadres distributed birth control pills to several women and told them to take them once a day. People here only talk for a day or two, not a day or two, so women don't know what it means, so they ask once a day. What do you mean? Family planning cadres explained: One day is one day! Huh? Everyone was surprised. A fiery woman said loudly: one day at a time? So don't cook for the children? The members of several working groups smiled bitterly, and the group leader said: It seems that poverty alleviation should focus on education first, and cure fools first!

A girl got her boyfriend's engagement ring the night before, but her classmates didn't notice it, which made her very angry.

In the afternoon, when everyone was sitting and chatting, she suddenly stood up and said loudly, Oh, it's really hot in here. I think I'd better take off my ring.

In the street, a bike knocked down a little boy. The little boy's mother sued the court, claiming that the child was seriously injured.

The judge asked: To what extent?

Mother replied: his hand can only be raised to his chin now, and he can't raise it any more.

The child raised his hand beside him, struggling to his neck, with a painful expression on his face.

The judge asked again: How high can you lift before?

Mom said, you can hold it above your head.

In order to prove his mother's words, the child quickly raised his hand over his head, showing a relaxed look.

The beautiful salesgirl saw a young gentleman standing in front of the shop, staring at her, and asked, "Do you want to buy anything?"

Yes, the gentleman said humorously, I want to buy a kiss.

Ten yuan for a kiss. The salesgirl also replied wittily.

Cheap, cheap. The gentleman said, and took out the money from his pocket.

But the salesgirl turned to an old lady and shouted, madam, he wants to buy a kiss. Please give it to him.

The proprietress stepped forward with a smile, and the gentleman quickly threw away the money and said as he walked, this is the deposit I paid. I'll send the housekeeper to pick up the goods this afternoon. A pedant is visiting a friend's house.

Suddenly it rained heavily. My friend said it rained again. We were talking about speculation. You might as well spend the night with me.

Ok, ok, thank you for staying. He agreed, but suddenly he disappeared.

My friend thought he went to the toilet and didn't care.

An hour later, he came in in the rain and was soaked to the skin.

A friend asked him what was going on.

He said: I'll go home and tell my wife that it's raining heavily tonight and I won't go home.

26. One day, a doctor went by boat to enjoy the scenery. On the boat, the doctor asked the fisherman, Do you know anything about biology?

The fisherman said no, and the doctor said, then your life will be lost 1. After a while, the doctor asked, Do you know philosophy? Fishermen still can't. The doctor said: Then your life will lose again 1. After a while, the doctor asked again, can you be scientific? Fishermen still can't. Just then, the wind blew hard and a huge wave came.

The fisherman asked the doctor, can you swim? The doctor can't, said the fisherman, then your life is over!

27. Psychologist: I have been too impatient and nervous recently. I have to see a psychiatrist.

Friend: But aren't you the best doctor in your field?

Psychologist: I know, but my consultation fee is too expensive.

28. I heard this sentence from my friend's telephone recording: Hello! I'm probably here, but I have to avoid someone. Please leave a message. If I don't call back, you are the one I want to avoid.

29. A short man walked into the circus manager's office and said, I can perform a lot of acrobatics at your station.

Really? What skills do you have?

For example, I can swallow a one-meter-long saber.

Most circus performers can do this.

Yes, but you know, my height is only 93 centimeters. Manager: I fired the clerk in the accounting department.

Secretary: Why?

Manager: He called me an idiot in front of others.

Secretary: Oh, what a nuisance! How can he reveal the important secrets of our company to others!

30. Early in the morning, everyone who goes to work is in a hurry to catch the bus. The bus was so full that it was impossible to turn around. At this time, another big fat man squeezed in. He found himself stepping on someone else's foot and shouted, Hey, whose foot did I step on? I'm sorry!

If that foot is not wearing socks, it is my foot!

3 1, a 16-year-old girl found that she had not had her period for two months and was very scared. So she went to the drugstore to buy a test paper to test pregnancy, and it really showed that she was pregnant. The girl's parents were very angry and asked who did it. The girl made a phone call with tears on her face. After a while, a red Ferrari sports car sped up and stopped at the girl's door. A mature man got off the bus and saw him wearing a famous brand and a pair of crocodile shoes under his feet. The man walked into the girl's house and sat in the living room with the girl and her parents. Before the girl's parents began to crusade, he spoke: Your daughter told me something was wrong, but my current family situation does not allow me to marry her. But don't worry, I'll take care of it. If she gives birth to a girl, I will leave her three shops, two apartments and a seaside villa, plus one million dollars in the bank. If she gives birth to a boy, I will leave him several factories and a million dollars in the bank. If they are twins, I will leave each of them several factories and a bank deposit of 500,000 dollars. If your daughter has a miscarriage,

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32. Our company sells laptops, and there are specialty stores in the electronic market. I went to the store after work yesterday and saw a customer arguing with the manager. I'll ask what's going on.

The customer said: Your advertisement said that this laptop weighs 2.2 kilograms, but how do I weigh it when I go home? You cheated on me, either pay for it or I'll complain.

The manager said, sir, your scale is not very accurate, is it?

The customer was furious: I weighed it with the scale in our laboratory, and the error was not more than one ten thousandth. The research scale of our laboratory!

The manager is silly and pale and doesn't know what to do.

I have to do it myself: Sir, did you go back and install a lot of software on your machine?

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When Jesus was crucified, he suddenly shouted: Peter, Peter, come quickly! Hearing this, Peter immediately rushed to the top of the mountain in desperation. With so many people watching, Peter had to push away the crowd and the armed Roman soldiers. Finally, he came to Jesus' feet.

My Lord, what is it?

Peter, I can see your house from here! !

34. I walked alone on the road and vaguely felt that something was wrong. There was a chill behind my neck, and my throat seemed to be choked. I was out of breath until a passing passenger shouted and saved me: hello! Dude. You're wearing your sweater backwards!

35. Today, when I came back from work, a man got into the elevator with a dog chain.

-halfway through the elevator, the man suddenly let out a cry! ! You scared me! Then that man growled at my dog! ! ! Uncle, I feel like you've been walking around with a dog chain all night. .

36. Once our English teacher took a bus and ... cut off the thief's penis ... A thief was about to put the teacher's mobile phone in his pocket. At this moment, the phone rang and the teacher looked back at the thief and the phone in his hand. Then GC came, and the thief said, then you answer first, then you answer first!

37. A man keeps digging a hole with a hoe and then filling it with soil.

The pedestrian looked puzzled and asked, What are you doing?

Bad luck today. The person in charge of planting trees didn't come.

38. An investor complained to a colleague that the stock market is changing rapidly. I either can't sleep at night or have nightmares.

I always sleep like a baby, his colleague said.

What did you say?/Sorry? Asked the investor.

I wake up and cry every three or four hours! Colleagues said.

39. A rich man traveled abroad and stayed in a big hotel. But he found that people there didn't seem to notice that he was a rich man.

So, at breakfast, he deliberately shouted: waiter, please have a breakfast of 20 francs.

The waiter came and said, sir, we don't sell half breakfast here.

40. Lili loves to dress up, but she reads casually. One day, the school issued a student registration form, and the column of family background and political outlook in the form made her dumbfounded. Suddenly, she thought that grandma said she was born in a pavilion, so she filled in the word pavilion in the column of family background; As for the political outlook, she studied it in the mirror for a long time, smiled with satisfaction and filled it in the oval face.

Q: Why did I lose 16 Jin? My appearance has not changed much.

A: An elephant has lost 26 pounds and its appearance has not changed much.

Love words from men to women.

1. It's all my fault. Don't be angry. It's not good to be angry.

I am glad to spend every minute with you. I hope I can make you happy every time. It's sweet to think of your name. I look forward to seeing you again!

If one day, I can finally forget you, then life will be easier However, this is drama. I couldn't find the manuscript and erased you.

Wife, you are the other half of my life. I look forward to the early extension of our life! I will take good care of our children, my wife and this family with my sense of responsibility!

5. Nothing suits you better than your love; No decoration is more charming than your love.

6. If the balloon is too full, it will explode. Although you are thick-skinned, you won't last long. Let out some air, even from below.

7. People say that acacia is bitter, bitter and lingering from people's hearts. I said it's a long way to go, but it's a long way to go. A little sad, full of emotion, red beans should be speechless.

8. If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom; If I am driving, you can call me a coachman; If I am in charge of accounting, what should you call me? !

9. If you have smelled the flowers, don't ask who my flowers are red for. Love deeper and understand better, and understand better when you are drunk. Flowers bloom and fall, and fate will not stop. Like the spring breeze, women are like flowers and dreams.

10. generate's sparks of love in the thunder burned my eyes; The drizzle sprinkles the nutrients of love and soaks into my heart; A breeze blew away the wings of love and took away my soul; Rainbow crosses the time and space of love and enters your city; White clouds float in the direction of love and hover over you; Every truth sends a message of love to your mobile phone!

1 1. When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; One day, when I really don't have you, I will only have a skeleton left. Don't turn me into a skeleton this Valentine's Day!

12. What is the most painful thing in the world? There is someone you want to love but you can't love her. The most painful thing in the world is this!

13. To be or not to be is a question; Whether to go to qq or bbs is a question; Whether to chase or wait for MM is a problem, and it is also a big problem!

14. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

15. I may be an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to.

16. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you hundreds of millions of times, just like on the equator.

17. I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.

18. Don't even think about it; Wear clothes without styling; I can't get emotional with anyone; No matter where you go, you are not welcome; I can't keep up with Lenin in thinking; Don't steal if your heart is fine; Pneumonia is atypical!

19. It's sunny with your news, but rainy without your news. I can't wait to hear from you. It is raining cats and dogs. Today is a snowy day.

20. There is a precious gift I want to give you, and that is my pure heart.

2 1. Fate meets, no chance to get together; The ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other; Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky; Haiyue, forever.

22. One thing you may not have noticed is that the toothbrush you gave me has become my gift. Every time I use it, I will use it for a lifetime unless you give me another one.

23. Meeting you is fate, and accompanying you is happiness. If you miss me, I will come to your side, and if you like, I will wait for you all my life.

24. forgive me I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

25. I would like to be a winged bird in the sky, because the air pollution is too bad; Make branches on the ground again, and deforestation is not reliable; People in the world should be happy, and environmental protection should come first!

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If not, I hope there is an afterlife.

27. In the familiar crowd, I can only turn a blind eye to you, but in my heart, you are the whole field of vision, you are my biggest secret, and I can't share the ups and downs with others.

28. I have a blue you in my heart. The days without you are always lonely, and my heart can't stop thinking about you. Knowing how you are is my greatest happiness and satisfaction!

29. I got up in the morning because I missed you and forgot to go to the toilet; Go to work by bike because I think you should have turned left and right; I didn't hide because I missed you. As a result, I was pushing a broken car to heaven to find a toilet!