How should girls reply humorously if they don't reply to messages?

1, I finished eating a 5 kg watermelon, and you still haven't returned my message. It's not that I waited too long, but that the watermelon is too small.

2. I reply to your message in seconds, and you reply to my message in cycles.

You don't answer my message now because you don't know me. When you do this, you will fall madly in love with me.

I thought I could get you back to me with money. I didn't know it was a lie until I got a salary of 800 this month.

5. Wechat is meaningless if it is not for returning information.

6, fairy, you are so perfect that you don't even reply to my news. The only fly in the ointment is that you are too cold ~

7. Don't always reply to my messages. Can't you be polite and scold me?

8. I stole a police car and ran a taxi just to buy a mobile phone that can let you return my message. It seems that I was cheated by the person who bought the mobile phone again, meowed. ...

9. People ask me what kind of wife I want to find. I wanted to talk about finding a wife who answered my messages, but I turned out to be a rich woman.