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Vague and interesting short message sentences
2. Brew the sweetness of life with true feelings and make you extremely happy; It is beautiful to carve the romance of life with true love; Touching each other's hearts with sincerity is extremely happy. Honey, I love you!
3. Little by little, I miss you and kiss you. Accompanied at all times, bursting out of the harbor of the soul and holding you; Sweet love words tell the true meaning of love and touch you: love you forever and be happy forever!
4. You are the treasure in my life, and you will always be precious; You are my partner in life, always the only one; You are my soul mate in my life, and I will always care about you. Love you in ordinary days, but happiness is in your heart and mine. Love you forever!
5, without words, a look can be tacit understanding; Without a gift, a hug can be warm; You don't need a commitment, you can be happy all your life. Our love has become a habit, as natural as breathing, not earth-shattering, but all the time
6, you are in the dark, I am the rugged lamp that illuminates you; You are in a boat, and I am a beacon to guide your direction; You are lost, I am the melody that warms your heart; I will always tolerate you in this life.
7. The happiness of white clouds floats in the blue sky, unrestrained; The happiness of small fish is wandering in the sea and being free; My happiness is to stay by your side quietly, and spring blossoms. Honey, I love you!
8. I love you and will not change because of the changes of time; Love you and don't give up because of difficulties; I love you, and I won't be disgusted because my face is old! Dear, I love you, and I will never break my word!
9. Compare you to a flower, and it will wither; Compare you to the moon, and the moon will be dim; Compare you to jade, and it will break. Honey, you are so beautiful. I really can't describe your beauty, but I will always be intoxicated by your beauty.
10, no matter how beautiful the painter is, he can't describe your beauty; No matter how beautiful the poem is, it can't express my deep love for you. My dear girl, I would like to be an angel and wait for you forever.
1 1, you are my baby, always close; You are my life's waiting, cherish forever; You are the pride of my life and happiness forever; You are the love of my life, always sweet! Honey, I love you!
12, loving you is the feeling of the soul, and loving you is the flow of true feelings; Loving you is a persistent regret, and loving you is a witness to happiness; Love you is the cry of true love, and love you is the eternal oath: dear, I love you!
13, ring the bell of hope for you every day, beat the drums of refueling for you every day, pluck the strings of romance for you every day, and dance your youth every day. You are my world, my sky, my joy and happiness. Love you.
14, loving you is a habit, always has been; Loving you is a state of mind, every minute; Loving you is an attitude and an input; Loving you is a kind of persistence and will last forever. Honey, I love you!
15, life is a picture scroll, and I would like to paint it with happiness together with you; Life is a fertile soil, I would like to join hands with you to plant happy crops; Dear, life is happy because of you, life is happy because of you, I love you!
16, your voice is full of magnetism, which attracts so much happiness. Your smile is full of warmth, like a classic practice song. Your chest is so broad, how many sweet flowers have grown. Loving you is what I want to do most. Let the years pass, let the moss sprinkle with frost.
17, love you, regardless of health diseases; Love you, rich or poor; Love you, young or old; Love you in good times and bad; Love you day and night! Dear, I am your patron saint, and I will protect you with my whole life!
18, I miss you, I always feel that the night is too long, and I often open my eyes until dawn; Love you, always feel that the day is too short, and often accompany you until dark. I will always be by your side, whether you are always beautiful or not, until the end of time!
19, draw you with love as the center and romance as the radius; With love as the center and sweetness as the radius, I still paint you; With me as the center and care as the radius, you still draw it. Honey, I love you!
20. Your appearance has been engraved in my mind; Your tenderness has corroded my nerves; Your lover burned my soul; Everything about you has been integrated into my heart. At this moment, I just want to say to you: honey, I love you!
2 1, casual glance, romantic password; It was a affectionate kiss that started a sweet fairy tale; It is a grip in the wind and rain, which has aroused the waves of happiness. Dear, I only love you in my life!
22, hand in hand, walk on the road of love together; Side by side, fighting side by side on the road of career; Back to back, pay together on the road of life! Dear, I hope we will be together for life and never part!
23, tenderness and sweetness are infinite, and the cordial integration of love is inseparable. Kissing is integrated with considerate love sublimation, and hand in hand is integrated with romantic and pleasant appointments. Your integration with me is happy!
24. Turn your thoughts into homesickness and bury your blessings in your heart. No lingering sweet words, forge ahead together for life. Dear husband, you have worked hard: let's spend the spring, summer, autumn and winter together.
25. Put a brick when I miss you, and it will become the Great Wall; If you miss a tear, it will become the Pacific Ocean. Put down a grain of sand when I miss you, and it will become Sahara; Honey, I miss you.
26, in front of you, I can't bear to blink, always want to look at you; In front of you, I can't stop thinking and always want to spend more time with you; In front of you, I have endless blessings and always want to love you more. Honey, I love you!
27. With you, life has become so beautiful; Life has become so romantic with you; With you, the world has become so happy; With you, everything becomes so warm. There are no thousands of words to love you, only one sentence: I love you!
28, love you, I am surrounded by sweetness, guarding you, I am followed by ease, pampering you, I am surrounded by happiness, accompanying you, I am saturated with happiness, with you, I will taste the beauty of life, the taste of happiness, I will always love you!
29, love is a wonderful behavior, just a look can pass the eye. Love is the sacred thing in the highest realm, and mutual respect is inseparable. Loving you is my lifelong commitment, no matter how high or low, we will always join hands.
30, holding your hand is happy; Holding your shoulder is sweet; Kissing your lips is romantic; Looking into your eyes is sincere; For you, it is unique. Honey, I love you!
3 1, send you a wish bottle, which contains sweet words of first love, crazy words of love, sweet words of marriage, whispers after marriage, and every word is the voice of love. Honey, I love you!
Bull: I was scared when I saw the inspectors coming. They all like to eat bullwhip. Niu: I'm afraid, too. After hearing that they ate the bullwhip, they began to brag.
Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is full of sinister colors, which is not good for your behavior. I hope you can take it off immediately and throw it in the toilet to ensure safety. Good, good.
34. A father taught his daughter: If someone violates it, say no; if someone violates it, say stop. One day, her daughter was attacked at the same time, just don't stop!
35. Hello, yesterday when I turned on my mobile phone to read short messages, I was shocked and fainted all night because I was wearing clothes and my clothes had electrostatic reaction. Take off your clothes before you watch it, so as not to get an electric shock!
36. Some people say that you are an ass. I seriously criticized him: what a shame! You can't just say what people look like!
37, steamed bread and noodles fight, steamed bread cried at that time, and then went home to call steamed buns for revenge. As a result, instant noodles opened the door, and steamed bread said, "Your boy burned his head, and I know you!"
38. You should marry Xiao Zhao, be friends with Ling Huchong, be a man with Qiao Feng, and go out with Wei Xiaobao.
39. Love is empty, and I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Life is not easy when the mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it; Anyway, all four are empty.
40. Yesterday, I dreamed of you. Really, the sky is so quiet, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stood on the blue beach and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard has a hard shell.
4 1, shall we go out on Saturday? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go to the seaside with you and listen to the sound of the sea. I'll take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down!
On the journey of our friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side. It's not that I forgot you, much less. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall, I will run ... step on my foot!
43. Latest news: The main transmission route of SARS is currency in circulation. For the health of you and your family, clean up all your cash and seal it with plastic bags. I will collect it at home for a small fee.
44. Do you remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students, "Count off in the first row!" You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly, "Count off!" " "So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!
45. The top secret document of the 16th National Congress of the Communist Party of China: In order to improve the quality of our population, the state has decided to eliminate a group of retarded and ugly children who look like Guo Sun. Please pack your things and go quietly! Don't thank me! Be safe!
46. I saw on the Internet yesterday that the model of mobile phone you used had extremely high radiation, which scared me. I was just about to inform you that people with IQ below 50 can't do it. I'm relieved. Don't worry. Keep using it!
47. I changed my job and now I work in a bank, not far from you. Come to me when you have time, call my name at the bank, and I'll know! I changed my name. That's too vulgar. I'll call sister Qiang first.
48. I told my mother: I like you! After spending so much time with you, I feel I can't live without you. I want you to come to my house every day to accompany me! But my mother didn't agree. She said: no dogs at home!
49. When I heard that you were trafficked, I was really scared. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it!
50. Inspiration from finding a monkey: I lost a hairy monkey. Features: dirty, covered with snot, carrying a mobile phone, reading short messages, loving monkeys to read short messages, reply to the owner quickly! Master misses you so much!
5 1, I went to the zoo to see orangutans, and I threw up; Another day, you went to the zoo to see the orangutan, and the orangutan vomited! The same person, why is the gap so big?
52. This may be the last time I send you a text message. I'm hesitant to tell you that I'm going to America in the near future, and all the formalities have been completed. I can't help it, really Bush said he couldn't deal with Saddam without me.
53. It's wet on rainy days, and my mood is so wet ... Every night, you just stare at the cold window and watch it every time. I came over and said to you gently: Wang Cai, go in! The bone delivery man won't come today.
54. If you want to invite me to dinner, if it doesn't meet my requirements, I will write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: Work hard.
55. I will build your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.
56. You drag a pig to go shopping. You look happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.
57. A mosquito stung his left arm and drank a lot. You were awakened by a sting. At the moment when you waved your right hand to hit the mosquito, the mosquito said to you: Your blood can flow in my body!
58. A farmer will kill the chicken tomorrow and feed it at night, saying, Eat quickly, this is your last meal! The next day, I saw the chicken lying down, leaving a suicide note: I have taken rat poison, you don't want to eat me. I'm not fucking easy to mess with
59. Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person.
60. Best friend! When I am rich, I will use remy martin to flush the toilet for you, light your cigarette with US dollar bills, take a bubble bath with 999 roses, take you to work with Boeing, and use Princess Zhu Huan as your maid! Okay?
6 1, you make a dress out of white clouds, borrow a pair of wings of a bird, put a broom behind your ass, and then fly up to me like an arrow and say, that's what a bird looks like!
62. The night is like wine. The cold wind gently blows the willows, and the chrysanthemums bloom for a long time. Where are you going? It's been cold for a long time. Did you add clothes? Dogs are not allowed in this city. Did the master hit you?
You know that our friendship is full of rich meaning to me: I cry when you cry; You laugh and I laugh; If you jump off a tall building, I will say, wow! Not dead!
64. A stupid and lazy pig waddled up to you, looked at you reverently and sang a song. Guess what it is? "I will be you when I grow up!"
65. I had a dream last night. God ordered me to send messages to ten pigs, or I would be single for life. Shit, I can't find a second head except you.
66. A cool man was riding a handsome motorcycle on a country road. There were a group of chickens and ducks in the middle of the road, so the cool man had to get off and move the chickens and ducks. At this time, narrator: Technology is people-oriented-Nokia.
67. After a dull day, the impetuous heart should be calm in the cold night; Accustomed to drifting, is there a starry home waiting for us to go back? Good night and sweet dreams!
68. My wallet was stolen when I went out. I was beaten when I caught up with him. Finally, I let someone escape. When I got home, I saw a pot of porridge, which was already spoiled.
When I first met you, I couldn't control my feelings. I saw your eyes intentionally or unintentionally, and I wanted to tell you what I was thinking, but I was afraid of being rejected.
70. It is said that spring is infinitely good. Why, at the best moment, it always breeds the best sadness? The night wind blurred the moonlight and dimmed the lights. Will there be dreams that have never been lost? Good Night! Good Night! Good Night!
7 1, your beautiful heart shines like the rising sun in the east, like a lonely snow peak standing in the dawn; Your simplicity, like the blue of the lake, reveals your profound truth: where are you in the poet's heart?
72, you are the sun in the sky, I am the mountain on the ground; You are the moon in the sky, and I am the ocean on the ground; You are a crow flying in the sky, and I am a dog chasing on the ground.
It's getting late, dear. I'm already in bed. Are you like me? Then close your eyes quickly, and my little wish will fly to your window tonight, gently overlap with your dream, miss you and kiss you!
74. I miss you so much! Just give me a smile, like a thin glass of wine, like a gentle wind. This is the most touching declaration, as if it were spring, warm and elegant.
75. Go home to help parents do some simple housework, accompany parents to buy food, cook and go shopping, and give parents a down jacket in winter. They don't expect anything, but they need your approval China's parents suffer the most and their children are the happiest. (except divorce)
Looking at your smile, I feel like seeing butterflies flying. I am deeply shocked by your enthusiasm. I really want to turn into a butterfly and throw myself into your arms. I believe that we must be the most beautiful butterflies in this life, wandering among the flowers.
77. Set goals for yourself, one year, two years, five years. Maybe you are born worse than others. Through hard work, you can often change the fate of 10%.
78. Husband: May our love always be like quiet tea; Strong coffee; Romantic red wine; Warm vodka is so colorful and unforgettable.
79. Husband, husband, I love you, just like an old farmer who grows rice, waiting for you carefully. When you slowly become rice, I love you and miss you, I will start planting rice.
80. In the face of failure, don't pay too much attention. Heaven will be a great responsibility to Sri Lankan people. You must first suffer from their will, work hard and starve their bodies ... but learn to blame yourself, find out the reasons and get rid of bad habits. No money at twenty, that's normal, no money at thirty, that's fate.
8 1, it is best not to smoke if you can. It may help you attract some girls, but it will never bring you boredom. There are many ways to show masculinity, so there is no need to gamble on health.
82. [Special] On April Fool's Day, we should be suspicious of everything, carry out the idea of trusting only ourselves, resolutely carry out hands-on work, and do a good job in fraud prevention. In order to ensure the safety of this festival, I hope that the majority of couriers will know and forward it for free!
83. Think of me when you are lonely. Come and see me when you think of me. When you see me, pick up fruits, oranges, bananas and apples. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me.
84. Happiness is always too short and loneliness is always too long. I always wanted to thank you for taking care of me. I've always wanted to tell you that it's good to have you.
85. I really want to hide you, hide in my chest pocket, slowly melt you, and you will never leave! Hide you and only fall in love with me!
I really want to spend more time with you, but I can't Please understand that I love you!
87. How many times have I told you to be careful not to go out at night, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!
Let bygones be bygones, okay? Let's forget what is not worth remembering, let's keep what is worth remembering in our hearts forever, the secret of two people forever!
89. When will you find the way to your heart?
90. If you love, why not say it? If you lose something, you can't get it back!
9 1, wife, I almost didn't sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on your mistakes, you also want to show them with actions. Make a warm card quickly. Forgive me!
92. What is meaningful is not only a feeling, but also an impulse that can never be calmed down.
Seeing your smile is the happiest thing in the world, seeing your tears is the most unforgettable thing in the world, seeing your anger is the most unforgettable thing in the world, and not seeing your information is the most pitiful thing in the world!
At the beginning, we knew there would always be an end.
Husband: I regret every time I lose my temper with you. Actually, my purpose is very simple. I just want you to care about me.
96. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I smile because you are strong, and I am rich because I sold you to ............ Pig!
97. I was very nervous the first time. He always let me relax gently, and then he stuck me in my body. There is blood, and the pain is speechless. Only then did I understand ... blood donation is like this!
98. I held you that night and told you to put that thing on your ear. It's cool that you don't wear it. It's the safety period, there's nothing ... What should the traffic police do without a helmet?
99. I have a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I thought you were the most suitable person in my life, but my only regret was .............. Sorry, I sent the wrong person.
100, I was in pain when you left me silently. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back go away. It's all my fault ... I got up early and caught the bus.
10 1, do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you that ............ will pay back the money soon.
102, I really love you, and I don't want to leave you. My heart hurts you so much. If you really don't want to upset me, please hurry up ... the stock market.
103, you are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as good as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and as similar as everything else. No wonder everyone calls you the Beast of .............
104, the first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are the goal of my life, I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB.
105, life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet
106, don't ask me why I am crying, my tears flow for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why did he take you away from me ... you thief!
107, shy, always afraid to confess to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?
108, if there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.
109, Diner: How much is a night's sleep? (How much is a bowl of jiaozi) Attendant: Rogue! (Sixty cents) Businessman: Sixty cents? Too fair. I have been here for three nights.
1 10 Because of too many times (sometimes twice a day), your hair there is all messed up and there is no pleasure when you insert it. Let's break up ... toothbrush.
1 1 1. When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... It's really unlucky to be with you.
1 12, looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body, open your unopened seal, insert my own stick, and suck your crystal liquid. Cool! Ghosts; Sprite
1 13, I thought to myself, both pieces itch. Take a stick and stick it in the middle. The stick is too short, two pieces don't itch, I don't want it ... Are you addicted to cigarettes again?
1 14, late at night, walking alone in the cold street, lonely and helpless, always thinking about you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, I really want to say loudly to you ... invite me to dinner?
1 15, how many times have your delicate body clung to me, and that gentle and considerate caress made me enjoy a moment of pleasure, but after enjoying it, you became thinner ... inferior soap.
1 16, I have been by your side, worrying about you again and again. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I always knew you couldn't take care of yourself. Every time I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty.
1 17, you gently lean on me, touch my delicate skin with your slender hands, and suck my body fluids with your gentle mouth until you are satisfied and float away! Oh, damn mosquitoes!
1 18 You flashed by, making my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I couldn't let you leave again, and I would never ... catch a thief!
1 19, a man riding a bicycle stall handle met a traffic policeman at a fork in the road. The traffic police shouted to him: good palm. The man replied happily: comrades have worked hard!
120, I dreamed of you last night: we walked by the river and snuggled up to each other. You looked up at my eyes and spit out three words affectionately ... woof woof woof.
12 1. The spice girl called a taxi. Miss, what will you wear in the future? Spice Girl: Red miniskirt! Recipient: Then where to go? Spice Girl: It's thighs!
122, I can't resist your temptation. When I was in close contact with you, you gave me an unspeakable pleasure. I feel the world is turning. I want to have a big fight with you, but I'm afraid of getting pregnant ... dear beer.
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