Make a few really funny jokes or funny things that can make people laugh, and seek quality instead of quantity.

On Monday, Xiaoying handed in her homework and was called to the penalty station by the teacher at noon. She read "I won't cheat the teacher again" 500 times. Why? Let's see how her composition is written:

Today is Sunday. We got up early and went to Taiping Mountain next to Ocean Park to pick fruit, because grandparents live in Taiping Mountain.

At the foot of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and began to climb the mountain. It took about 1 minute to reach the top of the mountain. The air at the top of the mountain is very good. Grandpa took us to his orchard. Wow ... Grandpa's orchard is so big, many fruit trees are planted, including watermelon tree, strawberry tree and pineapple tree ... Because I am too young to climb it, Grandpa climbed the watermelon tree, picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to Dad, and Dad followed with one hand!

There are many fruits growing on the ground of the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, etc ... Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled them with his hands, removed the seeds and gave them to everyone. Coconut is delicious! I ate more than twenty. Cousin also threw a coconut in my face, killing me!

After the fruit dinner, we went to the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain to play. We heard the teacher say that the Himalayas is the highest mountain in the world. Sure enough, the teacher didn't lie to us. My cousin and I climbed and climbed. It took about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain. I'm so sexy. Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in hot springs. What a cold hot spring. The Himalayas are really a good place.

Later my cousin asked me if I had any money. He saw a McDonald's near the top of the mountain. Cousin, you always borrow money from me! When I was still shopping, I heard my mother calling us home in Taiping Mountain and had to leave reluctantly.

Dad said that if I won the first place in this exam, he would take me to Tokyo, Beijing and Nanjing this Sunday. I want to go to Xijing most because my cousin lives in Xijing. She said that in fact, textbooks are deceptive. There is a mountain in Xijing that is higher than the Himalayas. It takes about 3 minutes to climb it. There is also a big night market and children's playground, and there is a clear stream. I must study hard and let my father take me to these places to play.

Teacher's comments:

The content is full of contradictions, exaggerations, and unintelligible, which I have never seen in more than 20 years of teaching. Please pay attention next time.

I said after 90.

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