Very funny text message copy

1. 1 someone took out the garbage and accidentally fell in. 1 The old lady came and pulled him up and said, "What a waste of city people. It's ugly and won't throw! "

I thought there was something better, but I found the best one around me again and again, just like you. At first, I didn't think much of your appearance, but as time went on, I found that you were the most bullied!

3. Husband: "Why did God make women so beautiful and stupid? Wife: The reason is simple. Let us be beautiful, and you will love us. Let's be stupid and we will love you. "

4. It is said that you have been playing cool recently, drinking wolf wine, taking a dog walk, singing folk songs, taking a cat walk, combing a lovelorn hairstyle and taking an affectionate walk, with a pair of tattered eyes, looking for the nectar of love everywhere. Wow! It's really cool.

5. The girl cried, "Teacher! I saw many ants in the toilet just now. " The English teacher asked, "What did the ant say?" The girl looked at the teacher in surprise and said, "The ant … it didn't say anything …" "

6. You are cool. You drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the tomb, have a waterfall in your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are The Story Of Diu Sim Lu Bu, but you are actually an Antarctic native.

7. An old friend lost his car. When he put the new car downstairs, he locked three locks and put a piece of paper: let you steal it! The next day, the car was not lost, and two locks and a piece of paper were added, which read: Let you ride!

8. Do you know I miss you? When I can't receive your message, I have tried because of excessive sadness; Noodles hang themselves; Tofu hits the head; Vitamin c is poison; The bumper car crashed into the mountain parachute and jumped off the building!

9. A little mouse on the cliff waved its short front paws and jumped down again and again, trying to learn to fly. The mother bat next to her looked at it and said anxiously, Dad, don't tell it, it's not ours!

10. Four life tests: riding the Great Wall in Wan Li, sunbathing in the Himalayas, practicing bravery in Baghdad and being an official in the people's government.

1 1. "This child looks exactly like me!" Big brother proudly said to his friend, "Don't be sad." The friend comforted, "It doesn't matter if the child is ugly, as long as it is healthy and lively."

12. You are so cute, poor and unloved. You look really good. It's really not your fault that you look like this. You are moody, stingy and neurotic.

13. When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Sweetheart!" The patient smiled and said, "Baby."

14. If you are a star, I will chase you. If you are a comet, I will wait for you. If you were a meteor, I would ignore you. But why are you an orangutan?

15. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding; There is a feeling called wonderful; There is a yearning, called longing; Some idiot will finish reading the text message.

16. Tell you a secret to get rich, but don't tell anyone! Give you half the money! Is it doubled!

17. You are a book, a bag, a mouse, a cat, wood, glue, pork and a knife. We have such a good relationship. You pay for dinner tonight!

18. I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my future ideal; I wanted to go shopping with you, but the police refused. He said: Don't walk the dog!

19. You are the best. I miss you again. I'm not angry with you anymore. I think my love for you is deepening every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price!

20. I called your mobile phone the other day, and there was a voice prompt saying: the owner is running, please dial again later. I'll call your mobile phone later, and there is a voice prompt saying: the owner has rushed out of the service area!