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Xiao He’s composition tank car teacher’s self-introduction

Parents, write a preface to your child’s “10,000-character book”!

-------A speech by a tank truck teacher from Xiaohe Suzhou Headquarters in China

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First of all, thank you very much for your participation. . I don’t know if you parents have noticed, but your children are always very busy when they come home recently. When they get home from school, the first thing they do is no longer turn on the TV or computer. They don't clamor to go downstairs to play. They mysteriously lock themselves in the room without knowing what they are doing. What's up. You asked him, and he said: "Keep it secret!" I don't know if you parents have noticed, but there are always some very strange text messages appearing on your mobile phone recently, such as "Smooth departure from the port", "Arrived at the foot of the mountain", and so on. "Aim at the target", "successfully hit"... Moreover, the other party will reply to you: Keep up the good work, the scenery on the mountain will be more exciting, and the launch is approved... I have heard such a joke. It is said that one day, my parents drove to work. When they arrived at the work, they saw this text message on their mobile phones: You have exceeded the speed limit, please slow down. The parent was half-hearted at that time. Could it be that he was photographed while driving too fast today? But when I looked at the number carefully, I found it was a private number! The parent angrily called over and scolded: "Hey, who are you? Are you a liar who wants to defraud money? Let me tell you, I have always driven very honestly and never exceeded the speed limit..." The other end of the phone was stunned. After a moment, he replied: "Hello, parents, I am Teacher Dingdang from Xiaohe's composition..." It turned out that the child took the parent's mobile phone and sent a text message to Teacher Dingdang last night: High-speed sailing. As for Teacher Dingdang, he looked at the time and replied: You are speeding, please slow down. The parents were confused and had no idea what the teacher was talking about. In fact, parents who are familiar with Xiaohe's composition have understood at this time that this is the beginning of Xiaohe's "10,000-word book writing". Students and teachers use "text message military code words" to communicate. "High-speed sailing" means that the child has written nearly 4,000 words. What the teacher means is to let the children go to bed early. Every spring and autumn, Xiaohe Composition organizes students to carry out the "10,000-word book writing" activity. The so-called "ten thousand words" is actually a concept. To put it simply, it is to allow children to complete the creation of a "book" in one month. This "book" can be a fairy tale, a collection of essays, a collection of stories, or any work. As long as it is presented in words and created by the child himself, it is enough. I have met many parents who ask, what is the point of doing such an activity? Can it improve children's writing scores? Let's analyze it slowly.

First of all, parents, please recall, during your childhood, did you have all kinds of wild imaginations? Have you ever imagined that you have super powers, can become invisible, and can fly? Have you ever imagined that you are the richest man in the world, spending money like water and having countless mansions? Have you ever imagined that you are a warrior, fighting in the space battlefield, driving the most advanced spaceship and competing with aliens? I believe that everyone, not just in childhood, has some kind of fantasy. But, have you ever thought about turning your fantasies into a book? You can turn your own story into words, share it with everyone, and enjoy the joy of being passed around. Even the words you write can be officially published, making you accidentally become a small writer. At the beginning of 2013, a fifth-grade primary school student named Shen Mohan held a book signing ceremony at Suzhou Xinhua Bookstore (Guanqian Street Branch), and all the book proceeds on that day were donated to Project Hope. And this young writer is a student of Xiaohe's composition. The "Magic Girl" she wrote is also the work of "Ten Thousand Words Writing Book" written by Shen Mohan in Xiaohe's composition class. Please don’t doubt the energy that a child can unleash after falling in love with writing. We often self-righteously give our children some teachings, telling them that the sky is blue because of the "scattering phenomenon" formed by small water droplets in the air. We tell children that grass is green because its leaves contain "chlorophyll." But, have you ever thought about it, a primary school student, what he needs more is: the sky is a big canvas, the painter wants to paint a blue picture, the white clouds are the painter's eraser... Xiaohe believes that how to write and what to write are not important. What matters, what matters, is that I am writing.

The content written is what the children like and are willing to write. This is enough. What else do we have to force? What a beautiful picture it is for a child to go from being forced to write to consciously picking up a pen and engaging in creation.

A parent once called me and "complained" to me, saying that his child had been writing random things at home recently, sometimes about Zhou Yu, sometimes about Sun Wukong, sometimes about zombies. Let me take good care of this child. When I got to class, I opened my child's "10,000-word book". At first glance, I was attracted by the title: "Four Great Classics vs. Zombie Brothers." Taking a closer look at the content, my God, this is a wonderful novel. The protagonists in the story are the protagonists of the four famous novels. After traveling through time, they actually came to the battlefield of the future. As reinforcements "summoned" by future humans, they fought against the public enemy of the world: the zombie brothers... After class, I invited the parent to the office and carefully shared the child's creation with the parent. At first, parents were still not very satisfied. They felt that if you teach composition, you should teach your children the structure of composition, good words and sentences, etc. I tell parents, it is remarkable that your child can write such a novel. The child's reading volume is rich enough, his imagination combines the past and the present, and it is a battle with a sense of justice. The child can write these in less than a month. Do you still feel that your child's composition has not improved? Parents said that when their children usually write a school composition at home, they can’t even pick up a pen. I said that’s right. What a big leap it is for children who never like to pick up a pen to take the initiative to write. It's like an adult who doesn't usually exercise. Suddenly one day, he starts running at 6 a.m. and has been doing it for a month. Do you think this is a good thing or a bad thing? We should not force children to write anything. The content may be what the teacher wants to read