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Putin was a spy?

Full name: Vladimir Vladivostok milovic Putin (Russian владимивладмиов).

Nickname: Valojia

Position: Prime Minister of Russia, Chairman of the Council of Ministers of Russia-Belarus Union.

Height:1.70m.

Graduate University: Leningrad University

Major: Law

Education: Doctor of Economics.

Graduation thesis: on the most-favoured-nation principle in international law

Paper evaluation: excellent

Graduation Comments: Honest, disciplined and responsible.

Family: wife lyudmila, daughters Martha and Katja.

Hobbies: judo, sambo wrestling, alpine skiing, swimming, equestrian and rafting.

Expertise: proficient in German, skilled in driving various vehicles and helicopters, and good at using various firearms.

The most respected person: Peter the Great.

Favorite writers: Chekhov, Dostoevsky

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195210/kloc-0 was born in Leningrad (now St. Petersburg) on October 7.

65438-0970 entered the Law Department of National Leningrad University.

1975 After graduating from the Law Department of Leningrad State University, he worked in the Foreign Intelligence Bureau of the National Security Council of the Soviet Union.

From 1985 to 1990, he was sent to work in the GDR.

1990 After returning to China, Putin successively served as foreign affairs assistant to the president of Leningrad University, adviser to the mayor of St. Petersburg, and chairman of the St. Petersburg Foreign Liaison Committee.

1994 as the first deputy mayor of St. Petersburg.

1In August 1996, Putin became the Deputy Director of the Presidential Affairs Administration of the Russian Federation.

1In March 1997, he served as Deputy Director of the Office of the President of Russia and Director of the Supervision Bureau.

1in may 1998, he served as the first deputy director of the president's office, and in July of the same year, he served as the director of the Russian Federal Security Service.

1In March 1999, he served as Secretary of the Security Council of the Russian Federation. On August 9 of the same year, he was appointed as the first deputy prime minister and acting prime minister. /kloc-August 6, 0/9, as Prime Minister.

199965438+February 3 1 day, President Yeltsin announced his resignation as president and Putin became acting president.

On March 26, 2000, Putin was elected President of the Russian Federation and was formally sworn in on May 7.

On March 4, 2004, he was re-elected as President, Supreme Commander of the National Armed Forces and Chairman of the National Committee. In May of the same year, he was sworn in.

At the end of 2007, Medvedev announced his support for the next presidential candidate.

After two presidential terms, according to the Russian Constitution, he resigned as president on May 7.

Since May 7, 2008, he has served as the chairman of the United Russia Party.

On May 8, 2008, the Russian State Duma approved Putin's nomination as prime minister.

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The Love History between Putin and lyudmila: Love begins with footsteps.

Lyudmila recalled that her relationship with Putin had always been low-key, and even Putin's mother, yekaterina Shklebneva, didn't know about it until two years after they met. It was also at this time that lyudmila told her mother. She wrote a short message to her mother, which said that she met a good man and she wanted to marry him. The two families finally met at the wedding of Putin and lyudmila.

On the eve of Women's Day on March 8th this year, lyudmila, the wife of Russian President Vladimir Putin, finally broke the silence. Facing the international media, she revealed a secret of her love life with Putin that had been hidden in her heart for many years and was unknown to the world.

I met Putin on the steps of the theater.

"I'm from Kaliningrad. In the summer of 2 1 year-old, I made an appointment with a female companion to fly to Leningrad for a long time. Although this trip is a fascinating thing for me, I don't know that the fact is not that simple. It has fundamentally changed my destiny. On the first day we arrived in Leningrad, we were invited to the theatre. The name of the theater is Lenin Soviet. I met Vologa (Putin's nickname) on the steps of the theater. "

This is the first time that lyudmila met Putin in memory. Of course, Putin himself will not forget such a first meeting. He also wrote this night in the book "The First Face of the Country": "A friend of mine called me and invited me to the theatre. He has some tickets, and the girls are going. So we went. There are girls. I started dating one of them.

We made friends. Her name is lyudmila, and she became my wife. I told her at that time that I worked in the police station because I actually worked in the security office and kept it secret. If more people know that you work in the Security Bureau, you won't be sent abroad. At that time, I didn't know if we could become ... "

In fact, lyudmila doesn't know what will happen to them in the end. The young policeman gave her the impression that she was thin, short and quiet. However, these impressions of meeting for the first time made lyudmila think twice on his way home. Later, when she came home, she often recalled their meeting. At that time, there was no telephone in lyudmila's family, so they couldn't talk on the phone as young people do now. So, in order to relieve the pain of missing, she flew to date Putin. At that time, her company often traveled to Leningrad, but everyone took their love for granted, and some even thought that they would not grow up.

My sister says Putin is a charming man.

"Three to four months after we met, I decided to go to Leningrad to find Vologa. At that time, he suggested that I go to the preparatory class of Leningrad University, and then apply for the Chinese Department of Leningrad University. I agreed. " Lyudmila recalled.

It seems that Putin's suggestion is very effective and has achieved the effect of killing two birds with one stone. Lyudmila found a bed in the dormitory of the preparatory class, so it is more convenient for two young people to date. Their love affair lasted for three and a half years. 1On July 28th, 983, they finally went through the marriage registration formalities hand in hand. At that time, lyudmila was in the third grade of Spanish class in Chinese Department of Leningrad University.

Lyudmila said that after attending the wedding, her sister told her that from the outside, Putin is a very attractive person, giving people the impression that he is living in a down-to-earth way. After the wedding, Putin and lyudmila went on their honeymoon, and their favorite place was the Baltic Sea. After the honeymoon, they lived with Putin's parents because they didn't have their own house at that time. At that time, I lived in a building on Starcek Street in Leningrad. It's a two-bedroom house with an area of only 27 square meters. Lyudmila said that Putin's parents have a very harmonious relationship with her.

Have you never been unhappy in your life with Putin? Lyudmila said bluntly, how could it not be? What bothers us most is that we have no money. Later, lyudmila worked as a translator to earn some extra money. But it wasn't long before she did it, because she found out she was pregnant. Yes 1986, she happens to be in the fourth year of college. When lyudmila gave birth, Putin was studying at Moscow andropov Institute (today's Foreign Reconnaissance Institute), so both parents came to help, and lyudmila was able to give birth smoothly. Their first daughter, Martha, is healthy. At the same time, lyudmila found time to complete the university course and obtained the qualification of French and Spanish translation.

Have the best time in Berlin

Lyudmila thinks that the best time after her marriage with Putin was spent in Berlin. At that time, Putin was sent to work in Berlin, and lyudmila and his children also went there. They live in a German apartment rented by the state for them. There is only a wall between the apartment and Putin's office, and it is only a few minutes' walk from home to the office. "Vologa often looks at home from the office window, and he especially wants to see his daughter." Lyudmila recalled. When Putin went to work, lyudmila took care of their first daughter Martha at home. Later, they had a second daughter, Katja.

When I was in Berlin, the evening was wonderful, and my colleagues often came to visit me at home. Sometimes, German friends and the whole family will visit. On weekends, Putin often drives his own bus and takes his family to the suburbs to breathe fresh air. After the fall of the Berlin Wall, they returned to Leningrad. Their lives are still full of variables. At that time, Putin had not been appreciated by the former mayor of Leningrad, Sabchak, and lyudmila was teaching German in the foreign language cram school of Leningrad University. Everyone knows what happened afterwards: Putin was elected president of Russia, and lyudmila became the first lady of Russia.

[Edit this paragraph] Common words and refined words

◆ 20 words live a lifetime.

I am used to learning to divide the necessary time and do what I want.

Judo is a voluntary thing in my life. It is not only a sport, but also seems to be a philosophy. It taught me to respect my opponent.

Learning English-it's a bit like an intellectual sport for me.

I also like movies.

Books are of course important, but there are more important things in your life-family and friends.

As for faith, I prefer not to discuss it openly at any time.

All life is composed of contradictions, and where there is no contradiction, there will be desolation.

In a sense, people need to clearly embody a quality-this is tolerance. In my opinion, tolerance is often the decisive thing.

People should be free.

What I like to do, I am happy to do.

I think there are no people without weaknesses, and every new generation will be better.

The more you do, the more people will come to the conclusion that there are still many things to do.

I have some very close friends.

My current friends are basically from middle school or college.

I never pretend.

I hope the citizens regard me as a hired worker.

Please, you'd better not write me a brochure or make a bust.

Although I often pay attention, I can't always smile happily.

Sometimes I feel decadent.

People should first follow their own conscience instead of others' opinions.

◆ Presidential Quotations

Give me twenty years and give you a miraculous Russia.

Our descendants will be proud of a new chapter in the great Russian story, which will be written by us together.

I clearly know that many Russian residents live in extreme hardship and poverty. I keep this feeling in mind. This is my best adviser when deciding on economic policy.

I am not the savior, but an ordinary citizen of Russia. I feel the same as any Russian citizen.

I have a dream that one day Russians can say that I am proud to live in Russia.

Even if the Kremlin is sold, a new generation of submarines should be built in time, because it is related to the future of Russia.

Anger without strength is meaningless!

When answering a question from a western reporter about whether the Russian government will negotiate with illegal Chechen armed forces, Putin asked indignantly: "Why don't you talk to bin Laden? Why not invite him to Brussels or the White House to negotiate, ask him what he wants, and then give him what he wants and let him leave quietly? "

Putin said: "You think you can't make a deal with animals. Why negotiate with the child killer? No one has the right to preach to us, let us negotiate with those who kill children! "

At a meeting with foreign journalists, a French journalist linked Chechnya's counter-terrorism with human rights issues and accused Russia of "abusing violence". Putin's humorous words:

"If you are willing to become an Islamic extremist, I invite you to Moscow for circumcision. We have the best experts to solve the problem for you! "

◇ "We can no longer ignore the lives of the elderly, and we can no longer watch the poor children cry indifferently!"

After 10 years of chaos, collapse, poverty, humiliation and other nightmares, Putin said the simplest but most shocking words to ordinary Russians.

In a word, the background of Gorbachev and Yeltsin's defeat reflects Putin's cleverness.

◇ In the early morning of March 15, after Putin was elected president, a reporter asked, have you ever thought about what to do after leaving office for another four years? Putin replied: "I haven't started my work in the next four years, and you have already let me retire!" "

◇ In June 2003, 165438+ 10, when I met the leaders of the former Soviet Union, I urged them to do a good job: "Don't chew your nose every year!"

The easiest way to prove "Iron Fist" is to cut off the enemy's head with sabre.

To be honest, his big farm doesn't excite me at all. He must have been worried before. He doesn't know what it's like to invite a former Secret Service official to his home, but fortunately, George W. Bush's father used to work in this industry and was the head of the CIA. From this perspective, we are still a "home" and feel good.

At the sight of these criminals, you want to strangle them yourself-of course, this is just impulsive language.

◇ On June 65438+1October 65438+1October 0 1 day, 2000, regarding the deployment of the anti-missile defense system by the United States: "The motive of the United States this time is no different from any other motive: set fire to your home and boil eggs!"

◇ In June 2002165438+1October 13, I refuted the other side's point of view at the press conference after meeting with the German minister in Oslo: "I don't want to say that your point of view is fart. Although it is really fart, we will listen to your opinion in good faith. "

When I am not working, I am still working. My time is very strict. Get up at half past seven in the morning. After breakfast, go to the gym for an hour or an hour and a half, and then start working, not in the Kremlin, but in the presidential residence. Even if it's only for a minute, I'll go to the gym. I have a horse, and I will go for a walk in the bushes, but this is rare. It's usually 1: 30 in the morning when you sleep.

The art of politics is to seek a balance between necessity and possibility. Every time, the specific situation we face is always different. Adapting to the environment itself is an art.

I think I've been working hard all these years. Besides, I really work. People must have felt it. I promise you, I will work in the same way for the next four years.

You can't work for some absurd ideal that no one understands. You should always work on the basis of reality, for the concrete people who are alive today, for the descendants who are alive tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.

I have no regrets. Some things could have been handled in another way, but now that I have done it, I don't feel sorry, just a little uneasy and dissatisfied.

I never drink, a small glass of vodka, that's all. Alcohol doesn't help solve the problem. I enjoy the pleasure of achieving my set goals. If something gets in my way, I'll move it.

I used to be a very active child, or a naughty boy. Because I am not tall enough, I have to resort to force in order not to disgrace the name of a fighter. No sooner had I started boxing than someone broke my nose. Therefore, I began to practice judo. Soon, I found my advantage. I chose this sport because it allows me to dominate the street, and I also find that judo has changed me. The fight between hooligans became irrelevant. Sports helped me form my own outlook on life and develop my interpersonal relationship. The philosophy it contains is to teach you to respect your collaborators and make unremitting efforts for your goals. In this sense, I don't agree with the truth that "the result is not important, but the participation is important". It does not apply to decision makers and founders of society. In short, what matters to me is the result.

I have some friends. I visit them regularly, but not often. These are close friends, and they criticize me bluntly. This has even become their main pastime! For me, they are very important because they have nothing to do with politics.

I have no son, but I have two daughters. I never regret it. I am very philosophical in this respect. The most important expectation for them is love and development. They have many plans for the future, but they haven't made a decision yet.

I have never read any books about me. It's really vulgar to test your fiancee. Women's feelings are always mysterious. I have to face this kind of power, and I have to admit that it is useless to adopt a special method of special occupation.

◆ The last press conference during his term of office was 65438+April 2008.

◇ "I want to thank every reporter present and thank you for your full cooperation with me in the past eight years and today. Nice to meet you at this press conference. Our work is fruitful. This work can let people in Russia and even other countries in the world know what changes are taking place in Russia, how people live here, what problems we have encountered and how we intend to solve them. Thank you very much, I wish you all the best, goodbye! "

◇ "I am very happy to list a set of figures to prove that 2007 was a successful year for Russia. The economic growth rate is 8. 1%, which is the best achievement in recent years. The purchasing power of Russian residents exceeds that of Italy and France, ranking seventh in the world. The income of Russian residents increased by 10%, and the number of low-income people and unemployed people continued to decrease in 2007. Industrial production increased by 6.3% and processing industry by 9. 1%. In addition, the main capital investment was the largest increase in eight years, reaching 2 1. 1%, the private capital increased by 1 times compared with 2006, reaching 82.3 billion US dollars, the national gold reserve increased to170 million US dollars, and the stabilization fund reached 3.84 trillion rubles. "

"This is what I want to say to you. I won't torture you with long monologues and boring numbers. Please ask questions! "

◇ "I didn't find anything obviously unsuccessful! We have accomplished all our tasks, achieved all our goals and finished all our work. What I want to say now is that if our measures are more appropriate, our inflation may be lower. "

"At that time, we didn't have a unified country, not even a national anthem, and the laws of various federal entities were more or less inconsistent with the Constitution of the Federal Central Committee. We have restored territorial integrity and national unity. We laid the foundation of the national economy and made Russia a world economic power again. "

I am convinced that I am worthy of the Russian people who elected me president twice. For eight years, I worked like a slave from morning till night, and I gave all my strength. I am very satisfied with my work! "

◇ "It's not easy for me to make decisions that others can't make. Do you think Bush is easy? "

"What is democracy? As we all know, democracy is the right of the people. When our American partners deployed missile systems in the Czech Republic and Poland, who asked the people of the Czech Republic and Poland if they agreed? Who asked them? As far as I know, most Czechs don't like this. "

"They want to teach us how to vote. I think they should go home and teach their wives how to make cabbage soup! "

◇ "If they make us feel unsafe, then I have an obligation to aim our missiles at those targets that make us uneasy! We will honor all the promises in advance, but we will not promise any conditions set by anyone for us! "

◇ A western reporter asked, "Not long ago, Hillary said that you once worked in the KGB, so you have no soul. What do you think of this? " Putin replied, "I think, for a national leader, you should first have a mind."

◇ A western reporter also asked, "Some European media reported that you are the richest person in Europe." Before the reporter's question was finished, Putin smiled there. The reporter then asked seriously, "Is this true? If it is true, where did you get your money? " Putin continued to smile and said: "Yes, it is true! I am not only the richest man in Europe, but also the richest man in the world. My wealth is that the Russian people have chosen me twice to lead this great country of Russia. "

◇ "It is immoral and illegal to recognize Kosovo's independence, and Europeans should be ashamed of it!"

"I don't understand why Americans care so much about Europe? Is it Europeans or Americans who are uneasy? "

◇ "Americans still plant national flags on the moon? So what? Don't worry, we will solve the Arctic problem through dialogue! "

A Russian reporter asked, "Can you tell me exactly why you support Medvedev?" Putin said, "I have said it many times, and I want to repeat it again. I have known him for a long time, and all his experiences have proved that he will do well in the highest position in the country. I believe he will be a good president and a dynamic leader. Besides, I trust him. I just believe him! I am not ashamed to hand over the supreme control of the country to such a person, and there is nothing to make a fuss about. "

◇ "I'm ready to be prime minister. I won't cry, but I will be happy because I have the opportunity to work in another role and serve my country in another role. "

◇ "If I become the head of government, the situation is quite special, that is, I have been president for eight years, and I have not done well ... If Medvedev is elected president, I don't need to hang his portrait."

When asked about his suggestions and advice to Medvedev, Putin said, "I have worked with Medvedev for more than 15 years. If he still needs any guardianship and advice, then I will not support him like this anyway. "

◇ "I never intended to be the third president. Never! From the first day I became president, I made a decision for myself: I will not violate the Russian Constitution. This is very important to the whole society. This is a matter of principle, not a technical issue! "

You know, some people are addicted to cigarettes, some people are addicted to drugs, and some people are addicted to money. It is said that the biggest addiction is the obsession with power. I have never been obsessed with power. I've never been addicted to anything. If God gives me the opportunity to work for my country and people, it will be my greatest reward. "

◆ Others

◇ "Pull it into the toilet to shoot"

-"Russian warplanes are and will continue to attack Chechen terrorist camps. Wherever the terrorists go, they will continue ... We will follow the terrorists everywhere, at the airport, that is, at the airport. Then, I'm sorry. If I catch it in the toilet, I will drag it to the toilet and shoot it. After all, yes, that's it, this question is settled. " (1September 1999, Putin inspected the front line in Chechnya and later became the Prime Minister of the Russian Federation)

◇ "sinking"

-In September 2000, a reporter from CNN asked Putin what happened to the Russian nuclear submarine Kursk, and Putin briefly replied, "It sank.".

◇ "I am as busy as a paddle slave on a wooden sailboat."

-"I have a clear conscience in the face of the citizens who voted for me twice and elected me as the president of the Russian Federation. For the past eight years, I have been as busy as an oar slave on a wooden sailboat, working hard from morning till night. " (Putin's speech at the annual large-scale press conference held in the Kremlin in 2008)

◇ "Look here! Listen to me! "

-"look here! Listen to me! If it's boring, then go ... "(In June 2003, 165438+ 10, Putin issued a warning whisper to government officials)

◇ "You can't grow anything after cutting it."

-"If you want to be the most radical Muslim and get ready for circumcision, I invite you to Moscow. I will advise the doctor to operate on you so that you can't grow anything in the future. " (On June 5438+065438+ 10, 2002, Putin answered foreign journalists' answers about suppressing freedom in Chechnya after the Russia-Europe summit, but the simultaneous interpretation failed to translate the original words. )

◇ "Like a Swiss watch"

-"I want the Moscow government, local governments and the federal administrative organs of the Russian Federation to run like Swiss watches until the general election, March and May 2008 after the general election." (Speech by Putin when he met with Valdai Club members in Sochi in September 2007)

◇ "Do you think Bush is relaxed?"

-"There are too many leaders, and the head of state has the final say. This is of course a heavy burden ... it involves the leaders of any country, big or small. Do you think Bush is relaxed? " (Putin's speech at a large press conference in February 2008)

◇ "Are we going to submit to humiliation here for many years?"

-"Are we going to submit to humiliation here for a few years? We have been talking about this problem for many years since 1999, but there is nothing but empty talk. It keeps coming there, and a lot of it. Russia has no measures to promote processing. I reminded the government several times, but it was still empty talk. I know what's going on, and so do you. This is because there are exporters behind it. They are considering their own economic interests, and you should consider the interests of the Russian people. " (In March 2006, Putin delivered a speech on the issue of timber export at the government work conference.)

◇ "disgusting Khrushchev building"

-"Please study the issue of changing housing construction standards, starting with residential houses and military houses and starting from the Far East. I want to remind you that I hope this matter will be done quickly, commensurate with the dignity of Russian officers, and that our people will not continue to live in those disgusting Khrushchev-style buildings. " (Putin's speech at the meeting of senior military generals in June 5438+065438+ 10, 2007)

◇ "Grab a seat"

Everyone should always understand the truth: you should obey the law at all times, not when you are caught somewhere. (Comments on Yukos Case by Putin in an interview with Italian media in June 5438+065438+ 10, 2003)

◇ "The first is the mind"

-"I think state activists should at least have brains. In order to establish relations between countries, what is needed is not emotional things, but the most basic interests of their own countries. " (In February, 2008, Putin gave an answer to US presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's criticism of Putin's soulless remarks at a large press conference. )

◇ "A real man should keep trying to find a way"

-In February 2004, at a press conference held in the Kremlin, a reporter asked whether there was freedom of speech in Russia, where there was more freedom of speech, whether it was in the capital or at the local level. Putin replied: "There is a famous Italian film. There is a saying in the film: real men should constantly find ways, and real women should constantly struggle. " Putin suggested that the media should treat freedom of speech according to this principle.

◇ "Do you want me to eat the flowers in the flowerpot with the soil?"

At a large press conference held in the Kremlin, a reporter talked about the news widely reported by the media that the government planned to change the value of the ruble. Putin interrupted the reporter's question and said, "They are all lying!" The reporter asked Putin to promise that he would not change the value of the ruble. Putin sighed and said after a short silence: "What do you want me to do? You want me to eat the flowers in the flowerpot with the soil and swear by heaven, right? "

At the last cabinet meeting on February 29, 65438, Putin said humorously when commenting on the great influence of the world financial crisis on the Russian economy: "Under the complicated and changeable economic situation, we should increase the adrenaline in everyone's blood, because this is not only a challenge, but also an opportunity for everyone to display their talents and fully display themselves." As soon as this was said, "adrenaline increased" was repeatedly quoted by hard-working people.

[Edit this paragraph] Russia and Ukraine are quarreling.

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin announced Russia's purpose in this gas dispute with Ukraine in the Russian Independent. He suggested that Europe give Kiev a loan to pay the cost of Russian "natural gas industry" company and bypass the construction of natural gas pipeline. In addition, he also said that Moscow is ready to participate in the management and privatization of Ukraine's natural gas transportation system. Experts believe that only the first two goals can be achieved, because Kiev cannot lose control of the natural gas transportation system under any circumstances. The purpose announced by Putin is more clear why the Russian-Ukrainian gas dispute has turned into a gas cut-off for Europe.

Malaysia's "China Daily" published an article on June 5438+1October 65438+1October 0 1 day, 2009, saying that this dispute has reached this point and is no longer as simple as a commercial dispute. It turned into a political dispute between Europe and Russia, and NATO even warned that it might intervene to ensure that Bulgaria and Romania, the member countries, obtained natural gas supplies; In the whole incident, it is not difficult to see Putin's hands waving.

Putin admits that he has too much resentment against the EU and NATO. First of all, despite the fierce opposition from Moscow, the United States won the establishment of missile defense systems in Poland and the Czech Republic. Ukraine and Georgia are planning to join NATO, which also makes Putin feel bad; Georgia even went to war with Russia for invading South Ossetia.

Although Putin has been "downgraded" from the president to the prime minister, he is still in power. Recently, President Medvedev pushed the National Assembly to pass a motion to extend the presidential term from four years to six years, which paved the way for Putin to return to the top spot.

Putin used natural gas as a weapon this time to warn Ukraine not to join NATO, and to warn other former Eastern European countries that it is safer to embrace the "polar bear" than to dance with the West. In Putin's mind, these former Eastern European countries are still Russia's sphere of influence. Putin's action immediately brought great trouble to Europe, but after learning a painful lesson, Europe will certainly seek and develop other alternative energy sources, and then a new scene will appear in Russian-European relations.