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How to reply to blessing message

Then it was the National Day holiday again, and my phone kept ringing every few days. I was too tired to spell letters with my fingers, so I decided to use a handwritten version to make it easier to reply to text messages. Poisoned Text Message A classmate Zhang from Zhejiang sent me a text message: On a full moon night, I asked a mosquito to come to you and let it tell you that I miss you very much, and asked it to kiss you for me, because I can’t do it now. Close to you! It will tell you that I miss you! You ask me how much I miss you, the big bump represents my heart! When I saw this text message, I smiled lightly and replied: Thank you for the blessing, I will also send a mosquito to find you. As soon as I finished replying, another text message came from his mobile phone. When I opened it, I saw that it was still a moonlit night, and I asked a mosquito... Then the text messages kept ringing, and more than 20 were sent in one ***. Now I was anxious and quickly replied: Please, stop posting. You have already sent more than 20 messages and sent a group of more than 20 mosquitoes. I know what you mean, so there is no need to be so solemn in the future. Simple IQ test text message Jiangxindao's text message is like this: Xiaoyue Yueyou, if you are a female, you can see the sun and the moon white, Jingyou said the sun and moon, if you have a car, you can always hear the sun and the moon. My reply is, yes, I am so smart, and I am looking for you. There are more than 200 single ladies on my blog. Please hurry up and choose a lady who suits you to get married forever. My text message must be a question of whether or not to pick up a certain one. Mr. Jiang will test my IQ if he doesn't send a text message again. Missing text message I just read the text message from blogger rice and found it very poetic: Xiaoyu, it’s like I miss you wherever I go. Missing is sour fruit, especially at night. Full of memories with an uncertain mood, (look, how lyrical, read on) I miss you... I miss you... I want to beat you! ah? Have you ever missed someone so much? My reply is, I refuse to miss you like this. I will miss you and beat you again after I finish learning Sanda! Wait for me, I will miss you for a while. A text message announcing the good news: The text message from my college classmate was concise and concise: Xixi, I gave birth to a son, congratulations! I was very happy after hearing this, and quickly replied: My sincere blessings, share the joy, and let my baby be my godson. The reply from the other side was quick: I agreed on behalf of the baby. How much will his godmother give him as a meeting gift? Otherwise, I'll open a card for Wawa, and your salary this month will be directly transferred to Wawa's account. I received a text message by mistake during the night, which woke me up from my sweet dream. I opened it and read: Zhao Xiaobai, you heartless person. Although you always avoid me, I still wish you all the holidays. you. I replied weakly, thanking you for the blessing, but I am not Zhao Xiaobai. It’s not over yet: It doesn’t matter if you don’t admit it, I know you are Zhao Xiaobai. Sorry, I can't explain it clearly right now.