Seek to imitate funny short messages of mobile systems, and the more satisfied you are, the more points you get.

1. I invited you to tea, but I got something: eat shrimp dumplings with a full purse; A bowl of rice noodles, the financial resources are rolling; Full-cage dry steaming, wages rise; Bite and sell, you have to step on it. Think it's fun, pile up more vegetables and eggs and wake up the boss. ^_^

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2. It's dragging on the street, so it's not rough. Make a phone call in the car, and be careful of being hit. Whatever you do, be careful not to be wordy. When I sing, there will be many thieves at the end of the year! Remember: pay more attention to everything, not the whole pot of oranges!

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3. Fate vines, shaking feet, buying chickens to worship the gods, eating chickens to become the god of wealth, the first couple's day at the beginning of the year, delaying walking for one day. Take the buried welfare and wish you good luck!

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4. Guangzhou BRT Mulan Ci (please pronounce it in Cantonese) is stuck in traffic, and Yangcheng Road is the most congested. Before we arrived in Tianbei, we had already seen the traffic jam. If you want to take a taxi, it must be exciting enough. Buses are full of tricks and tricks. The bus was stunned and its head was scratched. The smoke outside the car is covered with dust, and the smell inside the car is unpleasant. Some people heard that the post was a sigh of relief, and some heard that it had gone up. Just like the 80th floor of CITIC.

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5. Green tea, black tea and chrysanthemum tea. I miss you and think of Moncha; Litchi, apple and white Sydney. Never part with you; Watermelon, cantaloupe and cantaloupe. Love you to the top.

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6. I like you (you) to smile, and I like you to be proud of yourself, so I wish you (you) a happy New Year and a happy harassment, as if I were different from you (you)! ~~

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7. Be careful D ~ There are a group of people around asking about you. If Zhong Hua catches you, he will never let you go! One is called the god of wealth, the other is called success, and the first is called happiness! I have already asked you, I don't love you at all, and I will never talk to you again. Zhong asked me to tell you that you can't listen well before you flatter yourself! Zhong You asked me to bring a love letter than you. He has a crush on you, so you are so patient ~ Zhong You will never change in this life! I wish you happiness every day! Give what you want, and get what you want. Compared with eighteen people, there will be a happy love, everything goes well, and financial resources are rolling in [20 10]! joke

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