The funniest love words of Valentine's Day

The funniest love words of Valentine's Day

1, honey, help me sign the household registration book.

2, a worship of heaven and earth, from now on; Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and then tighten their belts; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt down and put her on the bed. Alas-I am a sheep and she is a wolf!

Cute, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

4. I think what you think; Wear clothes without styling; I don't get along with anyone; No matter where you go, you are not welcome; I can't keep up with Lenin in thinking; Don't steal if your heart is fine; Pneumonia is atypical.

Dear, please help me to sign the household registration book, which is in the column of spouse.

6. Dear Fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey ... Love your cat.

7. Job hunting! Major: Love undergraduate course. Specialty: washing dishes and pots. Ability: I love you without saying it. Salary requirements: the heart is yours. Ideal contract period: valid for many years and never quit!

8. What? Waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or do I propose to you ... don't you understand? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?

9, a worship of heaven and earth, from now on; Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and then tighten their belts; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt down and put her on the bed. Alas-I am a sheep and she is a wolf!

10, there is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me became my gift. I will use it for the rest of my life every time, unless you give me another one.

1 1. Don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have worked in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of your birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win the first prize of 10 million.

12, it's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

13, not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

14, I don't drink any beer except Qingdao; I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?

15, good flowers are inserted in cow dung, who said that? Tell me, I'll send my brother to cut him, don't be afraid, I'll protect you after you marry me ... Hum, which boy doesn't want to mix up, dare to say that my wife is cow dung.

16. Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just waiting for your words. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will divorce.

17, snow is floating in the blue sky, and beautiful leather shoes leak their feet. Your acquaintance with me is a myth. Please call me back gently!

18, when I passed the drugstore, I turned around in my mind and thought of you: I feel like a "medicine bottle" more and more. Don't be angry, because you are my medicine-my mind, body and heart are occupied by you! Baby, I love you!

19, you, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

20, girl, you can follow uncle.

2 1, if you don't make any noise, then I'll take it as your consent. If you have any opinions, I will keep them until you promise me! You don't have to think about anything now. You look into my eyes and put your hand close to my beating heart, if you can't feel its heat and love for you. I have nothing to say!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

23. Girl, you can follow uncle.

Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

25, job hunting! Major: Love undergraduate course. Specialty: washing dishes and pots. Ability: I love you without saying it. Salary requirements: the heart is yours. Ideal contract period: valid for many years and never quit!

26. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me became my gift. I will use it for the rest of my life every time, unless you give me another one.

27, the good flowers on cow dung, which boy doesn't want to mix, I will protect you after marrying me ... Hum, don't be afraid, I sent my brother to cut him, who said that? Tell me.

The most touching love words of Valentine's Day

I don't have much to say, just tell you one thing: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you! Happy Valentine's Day!

Second, give love a face that is not old, so that love will remain unchanged for life; Give love a vow without regret, so that everyone who has loved each other misses each other; Give love a vast blue sky and let true love fill the world. Happy Valentine's Day!

Third, life is like a dream, and the years are like a river. Every journey is accompanied by never giving up and waiting quietly; Rose v. love, diary compassion, recording precious memories of youth one by one; Looking back suddenly, I can see that every word on the paper tells the truth and the truth. 65438+ 10/4 Happy Dear Diary Day.

Fourth, Valentine's Day makes me miss you infinitely. Stop your heart in the harbor where colorful clouds are rising, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and tie you and me tightly at the end of the years with a love thread.

5. I go to autumn leaves, and winter snow comes. Speaking of today, I hope to say goodbye by letter. Please accept my thoughts and let's spend every Valentine's Day together!

Sixth, time can't put out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

I remember your appearance with my hands, your voice with my ears, your taste with my lips, your dribs and drabs with my eyes and everything with my heart. I love you, baby!

In my love world, you are the only one. I love you. I got lost if I didn't find it. I found my compass when you came!

9. A bouquet of roses lights up a romantic heart lamp, a smile blooms sweetly, and an agreement is made. We love each other in this life. When there is wind, we dance with the wind. When there is rain, we walk side by side. When there is sun and moon, we chase rosy clouds. We make the rain and dew moist and fragrant. Holding hands, we feel infinite happiness. We love each other forever. 2. 14 Valentine's Day, love you forever!

Ten, lingering twilight, a few thoughts, countless words, sincere wishes, quietly tell you that I miss you, a cordial greeting, happy Valentine's Day!

Eleven, you are the rose in my heart, fearless. Because I am not afraid of being stabbed, I dare to go through fire and water. The true feelings are exchanged for the fragrance of the garden, and everyone tells it. It's Valentine's Day again. Let's have fun together. Happy Valentine's Day!

In this affectionate season, I really want to send you a bunch of blooming roses and countless blessings! I hope that the fragrance of this rose can vaguely exude gentle care and thoughts for you. Happy Valentine's Day!

13. May my little greeting card float lightly in your Hua Meng like a beautiful butterfly, and fly down in your Hua Meng like a cheerful sparrow, singing a blessing song: Happy Valentine's Day!

Fourteen, my heart is open for you, like white lightning across the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body; I just want you to know one thing, that is, I love you, love you!

Fifteen, a rose represents simple and pure love, a bunch of roses represents passionate and impulsive love, and a group of roses represents a lifetime commitment! Happy Valentine's Day!

Sixteen, love is caring, love is dedication, is the pain of missing, is the sweetness of memories, is inseparable, is the expectation of love in the morning. How are you?

Seventeen, the copper pot fails to report, the day is about to dawn, and it is another good time of the year.

18. Silver and gold are not my favorites. I only admire you, dear. As long as I am alive, I swear to promise you all my love, reputation and loyalty.

Nineteen, meet for the first time, you are my unforgettable thoughts; Fate played a joke, and you and I passed by. Even if it is fate, I am still your loyal friend. I sincerely wish you a happy Valentine's Day! From the first moment I met you, I found that I finally found my other half! I want to give her a lifetime of happiness! Never wavered! I firmly believe that I will never waver in my life! Happy Valentine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

21. Vagrancy that someone cares about is not called vagrancy, crying with someone is not called sadness, feelings that someone cherishes are called love, and happiness that someone shares is called happiness. I wish you happiness!

Twenty-two, love is fate, love is moving, love is habit, love is tolerance, love is sacrifice, love is understanding, love is a lifelong commitment.

Twenty-three, your name, whose surname will you become in the future; Your last name, whose name will you become in the future?

The most romantic words of valentine's day confession

I suddenly feel that I have missed many opportunities to be with you. I said I would take the bill off on Valentine's Day, because I thought you could tell me. It is self-defeating not to consider your own feelings. Always talking to death. I'm really sorry. Hope for a miracle.

The most romantic words of valentine's day confession

1. Today, I feel hot all over, and I feel like I'm on fire. Do you know why? Because of your appearance, there are two suns in my life. The sunshine of nature shines on my body, but you burn my heart. I am in love with you.

Second, I have heard the most beautiful love words, not that you love me, nor that I love you, but that

Third, as long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you. Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

5. Never mind how many right and wrong, sincerity is enough; Never mind what you have experienced, just fall in love; I don't care how I live, as long as I'm with you. May you accompany me all the way in my life.

6. Gentle rain is like you. It moistened my heart, broke into my heart gently, and left your mark deeply. I acquiesce that you are the only one for me, and I am sure I will catch up with you.

Seven, it is enough to listen to you. As for love or not, give time to question it.

Eight, what will never fade is my silent concern for you, my endless thoughts for you and my constant love for you. I love you.

No matter how strong the wind is, how hard the rain is, and how scary the lightning is, I can't stop feeling for you. Whether you love me or not, I am willing to shelter you from the wind and rain and make you safe and happy. Let me carry all the burdens!

Can you let me learn to take care of you and then you love me?

Eleven, always in the dead of night, I think of you, those gentle eyes, I don't know who to tell this feeling to, and I am afraid to hear the voice of blushing.

Twelve, I would like to turn into a river of dawn to decorate the charming spring scenery for you; I would like to be a clump of grass under your feet.

Thirteen, I really want to erase you from my memory, but I always think of you involuntarily.

Fourteen, for a long time, look at my infatuation with you and accept my love!

Fifteen, a thousand miles of marriage is a thread, and love is entangled. The whole person is thinking about you, and the whole heart is looking forward to you. I'm not afraid of mountains or water. Love can last forever and never change. Together, honey is sweet and I miss you day and night!

16. May you have me forever, and may I have you forever. Let's move towards a new life together.

17. Clumsily approach you, remember you sweetly and sweetly, miss you beautifully, meet you happily and luckly, really like you, fall in love with you honestly and sincerely, and accompany you forever and ever for a lifetime.

Eighteen, if you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries!

If I had a magic lamp, I would have three chances to make a wish. But I only need one! I will make this wish.

Twenty, the dew-like crystal on the green grass is your heart; Your beauty is as charming as flowers; What is as bright as a star is your smile, so I love flowers, often collect dew and enjoy the stars at night.

2 1. You are my world.

Twenty-two, singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!

Twenty-three, I have known each other for many years, and I have been secretly in love for so long. I have a thousand reasons to love you, but I can't say them in front of you. Summon up the courage to express your feelings, and don't let regrets concern you. You and I love each other on Valentine's Day, and today is a holiday.

No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite.

To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.

Twenty-six, my eyes look at yours affectionately, blue as the sea, so pure that I can't even rub a small grain of sand.

Twenty-seven, you let me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs.

Twenty-eight, don't sleep, but can't miss you, marry me!

Twenty-nine, your heart is the corner of my sea and the end of the world, I can't walk. We're leaving in our lifetime.

Thirty, every moment in the dream, every minute of waking up.

Thirty-one, Guangu turned out that women are made of water, and Zhang Wei is made of phlegm. How much money did you deposit in his lungs?

32. I don't allow you to be elegant and don't care about the temperature. Put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter how you dress up, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

There are many reasons for not loving in the world.

34. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

Thirty-five, I want countless afterlives for you. I have been madly in love with you for a hundred thousand centuries!

36. Ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can skip meals every day.

Call me if you can't sleep. If you are sad, call me out to accompany you crazy. If you are sad, complain to me. If you are afraid, I am here. If you are abandoned, think of the people who have been with you behind you.

Thirty-eight, if I were a candle, I hope you are a fire, and I am willing to burn it for you to illuminate your future path; If I were a fish, I hope you are the sea. Even if you can't feel my tears, at least I am in your heart.

Finally, in the search, you and I floated to the same sky like two clouds. In the ancient Xiangmei, I smiled.

Forty, my life's responsibility is to be the person in front of you!

Forty-one, you think I can care nothing. Actually, I'm just a girl, and I cry secretly.

Forty-two, when I finally stopped approaching your footsteps, I suddenly realized that if I could only look at you from a distance as I did at the beginning.

43. Whenever I see you, I will always be silent, because there are angels passing by.

44. As long as I can see you often, I feel happy; As long as I snuggle up to your petite body, I won't be lonely. Don't fascinate me with gentle calls, don't impress me with Tingting's beautiful image, and don't make me suffer with affectionate eyes.

Forty-five, quiet phone calls accompanied by dull lights, lonely chest holding cold arms. Through my sharp eyes, I saw a stubborn heart, still stubbornly waiting for the echo of your love.

I like your hug best, because your smell is my antidote.

Forty-seven, when love turns into love, we are already far apart, each on the other side.

Forty-eight, for your own good, and so on, and there is only one expression of love, that is, to be with you.

49. I love you very much. Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

I want to be blind. I don't want to see anything, just want to see you. It is enough to see you in my eyes.

5 1. I won't allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I am around, it will prove that I am useless. What do you want me to do？

I won't love you forever, until the day you die. I will love you forever until the second I die.

54. God gave me the right to pursue you, Cupid gave you the obligation to enjoy love, and fate arranged that I love you, and I love you every minute.

Fifty-five, it doesn't matter if life is bitter, just sweet.

Fifty-six, because I miss you, my mobile phone never owes money; Because I wait for you, the phone never turns off; Because you are always in the service area I care about, there are signals of my missing at any time and anywhere, and you can receive my warm information.

Fifty-seven, add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I am willing to taste it.

I have no feelings for him and I don't love her anymore. Why is this happening? It turns out that our love lost to time.

I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

Sixty, a gentle heart is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!

Ice and snow can't cool my love for you, typhoon can't blow away my thoughts for you, noise can't drown out my feelings for you, and darkness can't hide my deep affection for you.

Sixty-two, time goes by, life turns around, mottled shadows, a little love. I hope that when we are old, we can still cross the crossroads of life with our fingers clasped. Because holding hands is not easy to let go.

Sixty-three, from the moment I saw you, my heartbeat told me that you are the one I have been waiting for in my life. You have given me courage and motivation, and I will use my life's efforts to care for this heart.

64. I don't need to distinguish between east, west, north and south. Anyway, I will go with you.

I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever.

Sixty-six, the world is so big that it is not easy to meet.

67. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

Sixty-eight, in countless sleepless nights, I believe many people will habitually close their eyes and miss someone quietly.

Interesting greeting phrases for Valentine's Day

1. I have surrendered to you unconditionally. Today is Valentine's Day, so sign a love contract! Otherwise nobody wants me! I am prepared to halve my rights and double my obligations. I will love you wholeheartedly for life!

2. Missing is a blooming flower, full of fragrance and permeating into the heart; Blessing is sweet wine, fragrant, and memories are sweet; Care is a shining star, shining with starlight and conveying thoughts. I wish you a happy and sweet Valentine's Day.

There are more than 6 billion people in the world, and the chances of your meeting are slim. Love is a hard-won fate, cherish the people you love and those who love you. Happy Valentine's Day!

4. I only see you, and you are a miracle in my life; I only have you in my heart, and you are the only person I can't miss!

The hay is too big, and there are poplars on the road. I used to watch the sunset together because my hands were too cold. The setting sun hangs willow tips, and the willow tips tell about the secluded intestines at dusk. Valentine's day roses are fragrant, thinking you are heaven!

6. Love is fate, affection, habit, tolerance, sacrifice, consideration and lifelong commitment. I love you!

7. Of all the people in the world, why do I know you? I know a lot of people, why I miss you. As long as I think of you, my heart is as sweet as honey Happy Valentine's Day!

8. A happy heart is with you, the happy moment is yours to grasp, and the sweet time is yours to bear. Dear, if you have money in the future, I will give it to you, and you have the final say! Valentine's day, I'll take you to romance!

9. Don't ask me how much I love you. Run to the sun to bask in the sun. The sun represents my feelings. Don't ask me how long I have loved you. Looking up at the lonely starry sky. The moon represents my heart! Happy Valentine's Day!

10. Cowherd is not peeping tom, just because the girl is too bright; Cowherd is not ignorant of the law, and two children support the elderly. Cowherd is not a pervert, only one color is not a wolf; Cowherd is not unhurt. There is a Tanabata every year. Love is great!

1 1. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will be flooded. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

12. Love is empty, love is empty, I wander in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!

13. The sky is not blue without you! Without your flowers, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

14. It is sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

15. Suddenly found that there is a gap between feelings and words; Suddenly found that "I love you" really can't explain my touch; It suddenly occurred to me that I just wanted to tie your thin shoelaces myself so that you wouldn't fall down easily.

16. The wind is affectionate, the water is smiling, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching; Danguixiang, bright moon, sit and enjoy today's reunion; Chang 'e Dance, Jade Rabbit Dance, beautiful night after night; Floating clouds, greetings, I wish you a better mood!

17. Full of softness and amorous feelings. There is Qiu Si in the drizzle, white clouds send me blessings, and the Mid-Autumn Festival enjoys the moon. You can't finish browsing the past, but you can't finish talking in this life. You can meet Qixi Bridge, and the breeze and bright moon haunt you.

18. I'll give you what you want. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it. You can't ask me not to give it to you. You said I wouldn't give it to you! Be reasonable, I don't love you, who loves you! Happy Valentine's Day!

19. First love is unforgettable. First love always makes people feel beautiful. The impulse of first love only knows how to love each other. After growing up slowly, love is no longer as pure as first love.

20. Pursuing you is my favorite, choosing you is my attachment, loving you is sincere and eternal, and I promise not to regret it. I will repay what I owed in my last life, and my love for you will remain unchanged for life. Happy Valentine's Day!

2 1. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

22. If there is love in the sky, if the dream comes true, let my heart love it completely. My love for you is indescribable, just like wind and rain, and this feeling will never change.

23. Lovers, every day is Valentine's Day. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love. Happy Valentine's Day!

24. A person, Sauvignon Blanc, Leng Yue is cold, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, and a person is turning on his mobile phone. Looking back on the good times, I will express my best wishes and send them a happy Valentine's Day!

25. Raindrops will turn into coffee, seeds will bloom roses, and travel is a kind of date. It's not that no one is with you. It's just that coffee is not for drinking. It will break when the rain touches it. Only you are perfect. Happy Valentine's Day!

26. With you, simple tea and light rice are also sweet; With you, wild flowers and weeds are also romantic; With you, I'd rather have no room or car; Being with you is cold and warm. Tanabata, I just want to be with you in this life.

27. Don't say forever, don't say the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; Without precious gifts, it is even more difficult to have strange surprises; All I have is sincere blessing, and a small message is all my wishes for Tanabata. Please accept this small gift.

28. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is accompanied by you, and idiots will finish reading it.

29. Cowherd misses Weaver Girl, Weaver Girl loves Cowherd, Cowherd misses Weaver Girl every night, Weaver Girl misses Cowherd every day, Cowherd loves Weaver Girl misses Cowherd, Weaver Girl misses Lang, and Girl misses Lang. Tanabata SMS is annoying, and I'm busy if I can't get around it!

30. I'm afraid it will be abrupt in the evening. Why not ecstasy? New tears overwhelm old ones, and heartbroken people remember heartbroken people. How thin is Qiuxiang muscle today? The ribbon is three inches wide.

3 1. Life is always getting older, but I can always remember the good times and warm times with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

32. Valentine's Day is coming, send some flowers and plants foolishly; Running around with frivolous leaders; Vulgar enough to eat and drink; Boring dance; Boldly cuddle; Crazy on the spot; Timid to send a message to say hello; No, stay home and think about it.

33. Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

34. I miss you, but I can't think of your appearance. The night god tore off his black face; Your heart is happy; The text message is full of love between the lines, and the old man comes from afar and draws a pair of red eyes that miss you.

35. If thinking of you is a mistake, I would rather make it again; If thinking about you is a kind of torture, I'd rather have fun in suffering; If thinking about you is a crime, I'd rather be sentenced to life imprisonment!

I miss your plan to lose weight. I can't sleep when I miss you. I'd rather be stupid than eat. Only you can change it. The world should explode without you on Valentine's Day. Come to me on Valentine's Day for the sake of the existence of the earth.

37. People are really tired when they are alive: they have to queue up when they get on the bus, and it is also painful to love you. Eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money!

Life is inevitably getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

39. Valentine's Day is coming again. People who celebrate the holiday are like rabbits, waiting for their lover to call and taste the taste of love. May my lover become a happy love birds!

40. The most beautiful flower in the world blooms on your face, and its name is smile; The most beautiful river in the world flows from your heart to mine. Its name is love. The best day in the world belongs to you and me. Happy tanabata!

4 1. There is no Valentine's Day in the world. There are more lovers, so there is Valentine's Day. There are no roses in the world. If there are many seeds of love, roses will grow. Without me in the world, I love you more, and I have today's me!

42. I long for the sea. If I can, I would like to be a sea, and you would like to be a fish. I will keep you in my heart so that you will never leave me. I will take care of you all my life.

43. There are no wrong flowers in the world, only missed seasons; There are no wrong people in the world, only missing lovers. Fortunately, I didn't miss you in the right place at the right time. Happy Valentine's Day!

44. Watching movies on Valentine's Day is too corny, shopping is too tired, sending flowers is too expensive, and walking is tasteless; Why don't you have a romantic date in the early morning, snuggle up in the moonlight, have fun on the grassland, and send a comfort to single friends on your mobile phone!

45. When I met you, I didn't want to know you. It is God's will to miss you. When I can't see you, I will be single-minded when I see you. If one day you are tired, at least I have memories!

46. I just want to say to you on Valentine's Day: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I didn't send you a text message, but it was lightning and thunder.